1. The use of asbestos for insulation and other commercial purposes.

  2. "Lightning never strikes twice in the same place."

  3. The term dildo was first coined in around 1400 AD and originated from the Latin for dilatare, which means "open wide," and the Italian for delight, which translates as diletto.

  4. Why do people long for eternal life when they're generally bored with this life and don't even know what to do on a rainy Saturday afternoon?

  5. Opinions frequently masquerading as facts.

  6. Greasy "Sloppy Joes" served on mashed cauliflower (instead of a bun), accompanied by coleslaw that was turning brown, and green jello for dessert.

  7. Smile - adopt a positive attitude that compliments your appearance.

  8. They think they're being clever by masquerading an opinion in the form of a question.

  9. "Our dead are never dead to us, until we have forgotten them."

  10. Watching a barn burn to the ground with all the animals - cows, horses, and sheep - trapped inside.

  11. Knowing the streets by name in every town in the area where hookers can be found.

  12. Certain "favored" employees get top consideration when requesting time off around holiday weekends, personal days off, and specific vacation weeks - even when they don't have seniority.

  13. Name-droppers who routinely mention important people they claim to know in order to impress others.

  14. "Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."

  15. Deep in the woods - far removed by many miles from any path or sign of human civilization - stood a well-cared-for 2-seater outhouse sitting by itself amid dense tree cover.

  16. Maybe it was for forest rangers and owned by BLM? They may have conducted land surveys there for science, development etc.

  17. Interesting that the ground surrounding the outhouse was undisturbed - no signs anywhere of footprints or of any hint of human activity.

  18. A 1950s GE refrigerator in the basement that still works after all those years of continuous operation.

  19. "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

  20. Until recently, there was a payphone in a nursing home where a loved one was a resident.

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