Blacklion594




LPT: Never get into a physical fight, except your life is in definite danger. The consequences can be life changing.

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ok then

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They didn’t stand up

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  1. Gonna have to go with "Infant Annihilator"

  2. HAH, imagine being so well off you could decide to have a child, let alone a second one.

  3. I love animal crossing but I don’t know if I can park or park in the park or park in north west west or park north west west or west west

  4. I am walking in the door and I am not sure what to do with my one piece figures..... LOL uh ok.

  5. I love animal crossing but, I am not sure if I am going to be able to make it to the meeting on Friday.

  6. Indeed. And if you have to fight, various pain locks and such can go a long way towards defending yourself without risking accidental death or serious injury that a punch and knocking them out might cause.

  7. Ex Bouncer here as well my goto was always leg sweeping into holds as well. Nobody drunk and getting physical has good balance.

  8. Four months postpartum? I would have ripped my uterus out before getting pregnant that soon.

  9. She has to be rich, right?? To have an ongoing baby with needs, and talking so casually about just adding another. Bored rich housewife??? The only alternative is that's she's really neglecting these kids needs one on one and that's more sad.

  10. Imagine, one of the smallest markets for gaming, on a mobile device no less (laptop.) Is now the dictator of market trends for an entire genre of entertainment....

  11. When in line at the pharmacy, several people from senior to mother with child are nearby, spanning nearly all age brackets and demographics. Theres a sihk man behind you keeping to himself as well.

  12. Cats do math when theyre jumping, they even wiggle their little butts to get the perfect footing pre-jump.

  13. what is this clip youve linked, its blocked in my country.

  14. Yeah, because education outside of america is meant to make the population smarter.

  15. And most of us, when we'd meet a dog in attack-mode, would go into our primitive mode of "not being top of the food chain" and try to run away or climb a tree.

  16. I have a 90lb German Shepherd and when playing tug of war he sometimes does that thing where he violently shakes his head back and fourth and I’m convinced if I don’t let go of the rope that I’d break my wrist. Dogs are insanely strong and the react way faster. Way too many people assume they’d beat a dog in a fight because dogs are so nice and rarely display their full strength.

  17. To be fair, humans are capable of some crazy physical feats, esp if you look at our direct ancestors. We are all just very very untrained, fat, and lazy. While animals are always training nonstop.

  18. this dude looks older than me, and im 13 years older than him.

  19. The tops of his cheeks look like they’re pressing against a window. Guess that makes him an upperglassman.

  20. its like an oblivion character saw you stopped at a red, and is very persistent about asking to wash your windows.

  21. historically ive been with big girls, so I guess my first move would be turning on the AC as it would be getting hot from all those hefty specimens.

  22. From June to August, any weed edibles or extracts are going to have a bad time. Luckily the place I order from wraps its grams of shatter in parchment, so it doesnt spill. But yeah, anything aside from flower gets gloopy in the summer.

  23. its not really used by anyone under 32 or so. Most of my payment cards use 1337 or 8008 as the pin. Ive never had anyone guess it.

  24. These are the types of people I experience when I cross the border....

  25. Germans are EXTREMELY apologetic over the events surrounding WW2..

  26. Even for free I wouldnt put these on my keyboard, they dont look very good compared to the rest.

  27. With how angry people are right now, and their cats often being one of the only solices from their pain.... This woman is going to get fucking shot for messing with someones sweet little baby.

  28. Whenever I try to watch a movie, if it's not on something me or my friend's dream, I download it. I'm not paying $15 to watch fucking Jumanji from 30 years ago.

  29. This reads like a nerdy kid trying to get a job a best buy, and less "how you doin?"

  30. one of us needs to get a tattoo of this self suck. To be fair, in like 10 years it would just look like a scribble as the ink blurs. HAHA

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