If only I had a full time latcher
Beauty that's forever. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins each to the author and the community.

- By - bystymelons69
Child labor laws repealed in Arkansas
Let's sip to good health and good company
So buff, wow
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
A glowing commendation for all to see
I'm in this with you.
A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing

- By - YeeHawSauce420
My gf and I adopted cat a week ago today, since then he’s been a little sick with what we think is uri, we took him to the vet and got some meds. I’m worried bc I feel like he is not the “norm” cat. He sleeps a lot and besides meowing and wanting love he doesn’t do much. Does anyone have any advice
I needed this today

- By - alkim70
Holy shit !!
- By - LimpTwo8212
A lung booger.
I, as in I love your boobs.
Yes, please. Thank you.
Please teach me about dangling participles... and other things...
I'd love to have that job.
You're the reason I shave my dick.
Asymmetrical boobs is best boobs cuz asymmetrical boobs is REAL boobs.
Magnet broom... It's your best hope.
I would opt for a term like "awesome" or "delicious" or "amazing"...
I do! I do!
The new law ONLY drops the requirement for anyone under the age of 16 to get the state's permission to get a job. I got my first "job" at 14 as a dishwasher at the local greasy spoon. This is common in rural areas as Arkansas generally is. No one is forcing anyone to work or allowing employers to pay them pennies. It simply removes a barrier to ambitious teens that want to work.
"He sleeps a lot and besides meowing and wanting love, he doesn't do much."
Can't help but be a little sad...
I would love to have you on your back.
I don't pull out...
IF my daughter had seen this, there is no was she would have left the store without this kitty.
Upvote.
Only a proposal put forth by ONE republican (Jason Brodeur)
Your buddy Donnie declared war on the media and Ronnie is just following in his footsteps.
uhm... no. The media declared war on Don and Ron and they are just fighting back.
Sure, why not?
Darling, I'd fuck you BECAUSE you are small.
Y'all need some furniture.
Where do I sign up?
Scientists are too focused on whether or not they could, and not enough on if they should.
To put it simply.... A tiny girl with a kinky streak.
You have to ask yourself how your inclusion in his life is somehow a detraction to his career. Unless you are some sort of needy spoiled psychopath, it's more than likely that "I can't give you what you deserve" is bullshit cowardly talk for "I want to play the field a bit to see if I can do better".