But_a_Jape

But A Jape Origins

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

I'm in this with you.

A golden splash of respect


When a limited use item is too good to use

Everything is better with a good hug

A golden splash of respect

When an upvote just isn't enough, smash the Rocket Like.

I don't know what to do with my hands!

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.


Man's best friend

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Everything is better with a good hug


Destroyed

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

Stop, chill, relax

Show nature some love.






Arizona

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.














Spider

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing

A sense of impending doom

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.





  1. This is a genuine question: can someone please explain to me what the actual message or lesson is behind George Carlin's whole, "The planet is fine, the people are fucked" rant? Because some smartass always bandies it about whenever the words, "destroy" and "planet," are juxtaposed together and they always act like they're making some sort of real, cogent point.

  2. And if you sign up for the Premium Speech upgrade, you get a microphone, an elevated platform, and some cool shades!

  3. I don't often find myself relating to pop stars, but I've had instances where I've been gifted clothing that either isn't my size or my fashion preference. So I can imagine how awkward it must be when fans assail musicians with offerings of clothing - surely a good number of those wouldn't be to the performer's taste.

  4. Purple was just looking for some help with converting kilograms into henways.

  5. Look, I enjoy a well-written, three-dimensional antagonist as much as the next guy, but I feel like a lot of modern stories kinda overdo the whole “no one’s the bad guy in their own story” thing. Like, sometimes people are just assholes and do bad things without being driven by the memory of their dead wife or something.

  6. In the end, Thurston Arizona got the last laugh. To this day, millions continue to purchase Arizona canned beverages for 99 cents, while the beverage created by John Pemberton can’t even be

  7. In the end, Thurston Arizona got the last laugh. To this day, millions continue to purchase Arizona canned beverages for 99 cents, while the beverage created by John Pemberton can’t even be

  8. If only Grandpa knew, having a frightening monster defend your riches is absolutely the worst security against a team of meddling youngsters.

  9. Last week I finally got COVID (for real this time, not a

  10. Bad news guys - when you're 30 years old and know random facts, nobody thinks you're "such a clever little boy" anymore. Unless you have an advanced degree in that subject or used that information to make a lot of money somehow, you're just "some guy who knows the capital of Vanuatu." (What is Port Vila?)

  11. I don't often find myself relating to pop stars, but I've had instances where I've been gifted clothing that either isn't my size or my fashion preference. So I can imagine how awkward it must be when fans assail musicians with offerings of clothing - surely a good number of those wouldn't be to the performer's taste.

  12. Legally, if a guard loudly announces, "That noise must have been [anything but an armed intruder]," then they are essentially immune to any professional repercussions that may result from ignoring the source of that noise.

  13. The best evidence against the existence of ghosts is that no company has capitalized on the "unfinished business" loophole in order to exploit ghost labor.

  14. I think you just gave a humor author like Yahtzee Croshaw an idea for a new novel. Comedians love taking the fantastical and attacking it with the mundanity of routine human work life.

  15. Hey man, don't go giving away my ideas to other writers, I could be writing that novel! I just... gotta finish writing the other few novels I'm definitely working on...

  16. I don't often find myself relating to pop stars, but I've had instances where I've been gifted clothing that either isn't my size or my fashion preference. So I can imagine how awkward it must be when fans assail musicians with offerings of clothing - surely a good number of those wouldn't be to the performer's taste.

  17. The best evidence against the existence of ghosts is that no company has capitalized on the "unfinished business" loophole in order to exploit ghost labor.

  18. Why is it always assholes who come back from the dead? Every story about some ghost or revenant with unfinished business is about them being unable to rest because they haven't fucked enough people over while they were alive. Where are the all the ghosts who failed to build enough homeless shelters in life? Or didn't meet their fundraising goals for charity?

  19. Why is it always assholes who come back from the dead? Every story about some ghost or revenant with unfinished business is about them being unable to rest because they haven't fucked enough people over while they were alive. Where are the all the ghosts who failed to build enough homeless shelters in life? Or didn't meet their fundraising goals for charity?

  20. I know technically the reason you don’t want pests in your home is because they carry disease and whatnot, but honestly, my main reason for not wanting them around is because they’re fucking gross and I don’t like looking at them. I don’t care if spiders or fucking centipedes(!) eat the other bugs, I don’t like looking at them either. I have the same philosophy towards these horrible creatures as a 50s housewife has towards her husband’s philandering: I don’t care what they’re doing on their own time, but I should never see it right in front of me.

  21. “Make sure the guards don’t notice you! Otherwise they’ll throw you back in your cell without questioning how you got out in the first place!”

  22. I know technically the reason you don’t want pests in your home is because they carry disease and whatnot, but honestly, my main reason for not wanting them around is because they’re fucking gross and I don’t like looking at them. I don’t care if spiders or fucking centipedes(!) eat the other bugs, I don’t like looking at them either. I have the same philosophy towards these horrible creatures as a 50s housewife has towards her husband’s philandering: I don’t care what they’re doing on their own time, but I should never see it right in front of me.

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