Evergrande dude - the MOASS is upon us!
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- By - Impressive-Peach-408
Let's get ready to rumble!! The same people who stand to lose BILLIONS of dollars are counting on you being too tired, lazy, or unaware to take action against new SEC rules. Don't let them win easily! Submit your comments for "The Big Four" SEC rules.
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Listen, get educated, and get involved.

- By - kibblepigeon
An unwinnable mission you say? To Gamers you say? Challenge Accepted
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- By - jasper1605
Attendees of Janet Yellen's Friday Emergency FSOC Meeting. (Hint: Everything is not FINE)
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I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.
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- By - qtain
TRUST ME BRO: Swaps are destroying the banks!!!
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- By - Impressive_Dream_791
+6.20% (3/24/23)
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- By - AnonUpdooter
It took a while, but today is the day: Evergrande goes 💥 BOOM 💥
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- By - fibroma-
We were NOT early *and* we are not wrong!
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I needed this today
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- By - shane_4_us
Can I get some WHALE TEETH FOR MOASS up in here? 🐳🏴☠️
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- By - polish-rockstar
Doug Cifu, CEO of Virtu, Inc. Market Maker and GME Shorty has challenged Gary Gensler, Chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission of the United States of America to a public debate regarding "substandard retail execution". Is this real life? Who you got, GG? or Dougie Large?
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- By - welp007
Reported short volume exploding to Jan 2021 sneeze levels. Data from FINRA, posted by TradingView.
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- By - wexlaxx
5 months ago, GME had a fake pump to $35. 1.5 months ago, GME was trading around $25. How is GME possibly worth less now after they released killer earnings and have a ridiculous balance sheet, with 20% of its market cap coming solely from their cash holdings...🤔🤔🤔
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This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth
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- By - Ihopeiremeberthis
According to computershared.net, the "free float" has now been traded today.
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- By - spank_that_hedge
Brokers will terminate the synthetic GME in their customers' account, when the price begins to soar. Yes, people will be furious, but when the brokers only have FTDs and not the underlying assets (GME shares) to sell, they will have to pay investors out of their own pocket and possibly go bankrupt OR liquidate investors' positions against their will.
Only the most shitty brokers are short themselves. Most of them send the orders to Market Maker that internalize and go short. So the risk is mostly concentrated in the market makers and SHFs. When RH and other brokers shut off the buy button back in ‘21 it was at the pressure from DTCC and the clearing house that is in bed with Kenny and shitadel. They can liquidate again at the pressure from same but this tome they wont survive the lawsuits that will follow. I mean twice in a row with same stock whose business is growing? Nope. That shit can lead to protests on the streets and civil unrest.
Brokers are not necessarily short, but their GME buy orders are being matched with unexisting sellers by Market Makers, and they recieve FTDs instead of real shares. IOUs.
No different than any other person on Superstonk. Nobody has accurately predicted anything
Ever read the Dollar Endgame?
The comments can easily be ignored by the SEC, and I think they will.
Does it hurt to take literally 5 minutes to do? As of right now it is something I can do other than buy. Hodl. DRS. Shop. Why not do it?
Not at all, by all means write all the comments you want. DRS is the killshot. Everything else is noise.
There's a very real possibility they'll tell us to go fuck ourselves and just make it to away with magic. We need to be prepared for that. Not FUD, just acknowledging reality that we've already witnessed with things such as FTDs and turning off the buy button
They can either pay us, or expose the market as incredibly rigged and fraudulent. They cannot afford to do either at this moment.
Everything else aside, isn't that quote like a huge red flag to like the regulatory bodies? Is no one going to police that sort of thing?
The "regulators" are former Wall Street creatures, and are in on the scam.
He talked to Jon Stewart and recently Dave Lauer and PlatinumSparkles.
Talk is cheap. It takes money to buy whiskey.
/s ??
I'll let you decide.
Covering is just handing someone else my bag of shit.
Nope. Covering is buying back the shares you've shorted.
Hmm. So what is what Melvin Capital did with Citadel, or Credit Suisse with UBS called? When the positions are just transferred to another firm but not covered.
Yep, pretty much.
Eli5 plz ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1hCLBTD5RM
That boi green as fuck
Dat Boi*
You'll need 3333 shares of HK.3333 (Evergrande) to have one dollar.
Thank you for your insight, ape friend! I think you are absolutely right.
I’m ecstatic for the day giant extraterrestrials hold humans like that and laugh at the ridiculous looking Earthlings in their faces. That’ll be the same day the ETs say they came to buy GME stock so they can go to the moon
So am I, and I'm going to laugh right back at them. For my GME is held in my own name :-)
Say a chimp sequestered a human baby and painted its face in order to laugh at it in front of a live studio audience of chimps.
It's a filter, bro, don't worry.
Literally EVERYTHING is going GameStops way at the moment, and they think people should sell? I bet they see bank stocks as a strong buy.
Wasn't that JP Morgan?
He also pushed Credit Sus a couple of months ago, stating that "They do good business"
Trust me bro. Your money is better held by gamblers.
Our money IS being held by gamblers!
Yours maybe. Mine is with my favorite transfer agent.
I was talking about pension funds and banks, but alright, you got me! :P
Can't link to users anymore... TDETLES where are you??
I'm here baby.
Whale teeth for MOASS?
Dave Lauer vs. Dr. T
Another try to make GG look bad. Fuck you doug
Fuck 'em all. GG is making himself look bad everyday. Here's a recent case:
I do understand where you're coming from and you definetly have a point. However: the more i see and realize that Wallstreet is trying to oust GG and get rid of him, the more i come to the conclusion that i should at look at him and the SEC as different entities. I know that he is not to be fully trusted - but the longer this goes on, the more there are parts that somehow don't fit in terms of GG, SEC and both of their actions as well as the counter-actions from different parties.
If the big guys on Wall Street saw GG as a threat, he would have "resigned" by now. They put him in his current posistion, and they can damn well take him out of it. People need faith in the system, so Wall Street acts like they are scared af GG, although he is helping them every day. The SEC remains oblivious to even the most obvious market manipulation still, and it is not because they are stupid at the SEC. They are being paid to look away.
Had the same problem. A tax form is on its way to your mailbox. Fill it and send it back by snail mail.
Thanks mate.
Two months ago? They should've recieved it by now, then. If you're very unlucky, it got lost. Your profile should say "100% complete" when CS recieves your W8BEN form.
Hmmm, when did those bullet swaps expire again?
Today or the 29th, I think.
Lol nobody thought Switzerland would either
Norway has got shitloads of oil. The Saudi Arabia of the north. They were poor 70 years ago though.
Borry Bonsler is in charge for 3000 weeks now
Fuck Bonsler, he's a fraud. We need someone like Harry Hennsler to regulate the market!
This is not something that I think they should do, but just thinking out loud...
A very interesting question. I am still too smooth-brained to answer it, though.
If this is accurate, it trades on a predictable Algo that functions reliably... isn't it feasible that a massive run on options calls could have been made and ended this charade a long time ago?
The gamma ramp was real back in the day...
Generally, I think yes ... but that's also a sign that banks can't handle the stress of higher rates. And if that's the case, the FED would be signaling that either they prefer hyperinflation to letting the banking cartel crumble ... or higher rates are just a can-kick until the banks find a way to fix an unfixable problem. Seems like banks are f'd in the A no matter how you slice it. Not handling all this in earnest in 2008 was THE BIG MISTAKE.
There are two options, as mentioned in the Dollar Endgame:
If this doesn’t get SEC or FBI attention, nothing will.
The SEC is in on it, and will do absolutely nothing. Wall Street even has one of their own people selected as head of the SEC.