Two heir events fired simultaneously: no prizes for guessing which one actually stuck.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
- By - Ruire
mine was yousef
- By - Dre45e
Wtf
- By - MiraculouslyGreat
saul goodcat from alpurrquerque, nyaa sexico
no neck and huge left shoulder, exactly what i want in a girl
my presidential campaign is free gazpacho for every american
Once I got an heir and like a day later the wars of the roses fired
Had I been a boy I would have been Corey Tyler.
You would have sung for slipknot??
TNO
Kaiserreich
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Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Also her boyfriend is white lol
*fiance
Based slovenia
Seven bridges of konigsberg
Nothing worse than when you were seconds away from coming and then you realize that you didn't give your fictional fantasy partner enough backstory so their affection towards you feels forced so you have to go back and reimagine their childhood and the different experiences that made them compatible with you.
Once I had a fantasy where I wanted details so badly that I ended up just writing a (non-smut) story with the partner as the main character
dOOOOOoooOOOO it for your lover
Morocco: Bitaqat Hub
As someone out of the loop why do people hate Seth Rogan now? 20 something year old guys fucking loved him back when he was in Superbad.
It had “humor” which wasn’t funny, including:
She must be anarcho-communist the way she Bakunin on my people’s stick
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Places to consider if you are Sifo Dyas
the language used implies that he is a pirate in the caribbean, but the golden age of piracy was from the 1650s to the 1730s
I have a really cool shirt with a really cool design on it
Only barely related, but I got reminded of this from the map:
Just smoked 13,999 pounds of weed. I feel completely fine.