Why doesn't America call morbidly obese men "beautiful" and "healthy", and put them on magazine covers?
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
- By - Birchtree16
Dildobaggins83
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
Because he is getting things done and making arrogant people who have not accomplished anything look bad.
Better they learn it from me now than from their parents when they're old enough
They pave the way for this kind of filth in schools.
That hit would have killed me
C'mon Pitre. You can save the day!
In Pitre We Trust
Soccer sucks. It’s a bunch of skinny fruits jogging around and nothing ever happens. Give me 300 pound men from Louisiana recreating car crashes.
This is the result of texting while driving... HI! I'm Troy McClure!
You might remember me from such fender benders as ‘fourth street’ and ‘of course I’m ok to drive’
I was spanked by Grover Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions
Great joke
amen. this and "Sneed's Feed & Seed" are my all-time top-two little gags.
Came here to say this.
Are we all just going to ignore the fact that the Flanders kids sleep in the same bed?
From a European (Irishman) the fact that someone would do this unironically really blows my mindhole.
You’ve never been to a Baptist church on the American South
I'm so sorry. No one should have to suffer through Whataburger. (this coming from a texan)
Boo hiss
I donate to the Wounded Warrior fund and St. Jude’s.
Racism doesn’t exist
Racism only exist against white people. Hate us all you want while your enjoy our works.
A 13 year old Palestinian kid.
Put some Tabasco on a sour Gummi worm.
Attorneys.
Court martialed ex marine with a bad conduct discharge
Not at all. The Democrats protect and reward their base. A black lesbian who hates America is their demo.
You can keep thinking what you want but Biden wouldn't have lost any votes bringing home the Marine before Griner
No but he is playing to his base. In politics you reward the base. Getting back an anti-American black lesbian who was arrogant enough to bring drugs into Russia is his base.
What do you do if you need a horse?
We just glue a bunch of mice together.
And why doesn't Radioactive man dance anymore? Remember the Atomic-usi?
*slowly backs away
I’m a conservative man and I don’t think it is ok for men to have lots of partners.
Twitter and the mainstream media colluded with the deep state to swing an election.
Because she is a black lesbian. She hits all the high notes for Biden.
Go to your local pharmacy and they will have some pills to help you out. I was in the same place and the medicine helped.
I had a job I was really good at and now they moved me to a new group.
You can’t yourself with a relationship.
I don’t really think about them but she seems like a cunt and he needs to reclaim his balls.
Vampires
Brown rice, salmon, eel, cilantro, red onion, kimchi, Sriacha aioli
Yeah we should have at least gotten some draft picks.
Because fat men are not a protected class. End of story. A 300 pound woman gets instant tenure at any university as long as she has blue hair and her face looks like she fell into a tackle box.