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Don't throw away your scraps!

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I can't help but look.

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What is the scariest, strangest, most unexplainable thing that has happened to you while home alone?

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When you follow your heart, love is the answer

I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.

Hope to make it to the other side.

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I'm in this with you.

Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

Extra life

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Does anyone feel grossed out by how many humans there are?

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His face says it all.

Innocent laughter

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  1. Just call her a cunt and move on. She ain't gonna magically change her mind for you kidda, at least until she's dying, then it'll be your fault for abandoning her.

  2. This also happens to be the map of “the UK” that most touring bands use when selecting where to play when booking gigs.

  3. Shame they didn’t include lindesfarne and more of the north east coast

  4. Really suprised they didn't add more of the North East, that's where the vikings started.

  5. I wouldn’t say I often explore Game Pass to look for new games, but that’s how I discovered Hades (yes, I live under a rock) and fell madly in love with it. Spent a few hundred hours mindlessly fighting my way out of the underworld. I wouldn’t have ever played it if it weren’t for Game Pass because it didn’t look like my kind of game. I was way wrong.

  6. But that's the beauty of it, you can treat it like a demo disk. Play a few hours and see what grabs you. No money wasted or having to return. Just uninstall

  7. "Your honor we are going to play the movie Black Mass then admit into evidence all the murders that Mr. Depp did in the documentary."

  8. Because it's about the journey, not the destination

  9. Amazon will do whatever they can to buy EA. Their games, New World and Lost Ark, are dying the death. They already cancelled 2 out of the 3 they were developing, and New World lost 95% of it's player base.

  10. If ppl change your property without a heads-up, why won't that piss you off? What are they going to do next? Remove it? Chop of the top of they think it's too high? Where does it end?

  11. If you live in a terraced house do you get pissed off someone paints "your" wall in their own house?

  12. "I often have conversations with my child about who their friends want to have sex with" isn't the flex you think it is.

  13. I guess it was expecting too much to think that greentext would understand that talking about the sex lives of your children's classmates on the regular is more than a little strange.

  14. I see the ring as a pull you can't control. You can't really explain it, but it's almost like, not a question, or a decision?

  15. That's beautiful! But I'm impatient & lazy. I would've just stuck together the strips at the beginning & had a striped board instead of a checkered one.😄

  16. Don't throw away your scraps! You can make awful looking chopping boards!

  17. Please noooo. This gave me chills…so scary! The expressionless look got me. And also soo weird that your mom heard you call her. Like…was your doppelgänger in the house too or something?

  18. Just don't look at that gif of "mom in the closet" right now

  19. But it's so tiny it makes Arthur look like he's riding a donkey

  20. I never sell any of the unique valuables, they're one of a kind and its cool how even John is able to keep the things only Arthur could obtain

  21. My dunbass though it was for Mary-Beth and got super annoyed when she wouldn't take it

  22. Highly recommend this mod. I use it and it makes guns look way better.

  23. I tried installing mods but then my game just wouldn't start

  24. I wonder if this would legitimately work in real life......... I think it might depend on how hungry the bear is though.

  25. If it's black - fight back, if it's brown - lay down, if it's white - goodnight

  26. never thought of it that way until I rode on a beijing subway in the summer. Just…ew, the underground was warmed by the raw heat of bodies. Flesh in every direction, closing in on you

  27. I was shocked to learn the actress playing rose was in her 60s when she played her. Great show. I watched the Bloopers/Out takes on YouTube recently x

  28. Yeah the young hot one is now the old woman in Emmerdale lmao

  29. It’s really well known. Or at least I thought it was. There’re a few episodes I can’t watch due to extreme second hand embarrassment though.

  30. "Ohhh, nooo, when the ice cream van plays the tune that means he's out!"

  31. I just want to have a better life, I don't want to be a terrorist.

  32. Do the American employees wander in there and say things like “I love Doctor Who and tea is it weird if I use a British accent when I visit London next June? Lol I just feel more British than American my grandmas cat was from Britain”

  33. Went on an exchange trip to America when I was like, 13. It was pretty good, although the family had bought a tea set and printed out a picture of the Queen and kept asking "when do you have High Tea", they genuinely thought we all say down at a specific time and drank tea to the queen, like Muslims praying to Mecca, and were astounded when I told them that didn't happen.

  34. A fact I only found out about later. It makes sense - a body of water left to it's own devices is going to be really cold.

  35. They've voted against everything that would actually help anyone

  36. They don't give a fuck. As long as they have theirs, fuck everyone else.

  37. Some people will hate what I'm going to say but imo the police are right, I used to work a very very well paid job and then my partner became disabled and I had to give up work to be a full time carer, we have 3 kids, on the old benefits system and things are extremely tight, recently I started not scanning certain foods, I use self checkouts and the handheld scanners, I do alot of fruit and veg loose and weigh it out print the label and then not scan them, giving my family a healthy diet is a top priority and making sure there's enough fruit and veg gets very expensive, I keep the labels incase the scanner decides I need a security check at the till and then I just say I forgot to scan the labels, it's a desperate world out there

  38. You gotta be careful. I've been "caught" a couple of times with "fat fingers", now every time I go through the self scan I get "randomly selected"

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