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  1. Stank coochie, ahem* Imma girl and I think you would be surprised how your girlfriend may respect you for getting yourself cleaned up and sober and sticking with it. It’s ok you relapsed, use it as ammo, do a zoom meeting to start with if you want, you don’t even have to turn on the camera. I don’t know your gf, but generally men can be out source of strength and protection. If she’s been using a while, maybe she’s done and would want to get sober too? And if not, face that too, and do what’s best for you. Sounds like you want it. She might too, I know I was drinking and using when I didn’t even want to anymore. You can do this. You gotta decide which door to close- the one that gets you sober, or the one that keeps you using and being phucked and embarrassed. Much love stanky.

  2. It means you smell good, don't read too much into it.

  3. I started it back in May and I was mostly concerned about hand sanitizer, what with covid and all you have to sanitize before they'll let you in the door in lots of places. I was assured it can't absorb through the skin so I'm fine on that front, and I use it daily. Other than that the only things I've changed are switching to alcohol free mouthwash in case of accidental swallow, and avoiding anything cooked with alcohol. Odds are I'd be a-ok but I get nervous about my favorite penne alla vodka.

  4. What is FTM? Is it full time mom? I usually think of gender reassignment but that's more contextual

  5. FTM International is the oldest organization for trans men in the United States. Founded by Lou Sullivan in 1986, it is dedicated to the provision of resources for FTM individuals along with creating a visible community.

  6. I agree, I have been to a couple of Weddings where the food being served is not to my taste, but I just eat afterwards. I remember my Aunt's Wedding having that 'fancy food' where the portions are tiny as hell and even then I didn't eat it, because I had the choice of duck or pretty much raw beef. Politely ate the veggies on the side of the plate and then waited until I went home to eat a sandwich.

  7. Just keep claiming. They started requiring the job searches May 30th.

  8. I went to the website to file today and it said they won't require documentation of the job searches til July 2021, should I have done it today? I don't even know how, I was going to try to figure it out today but then it looked like I didn't have to

  9. And by setting the price as he did (guest commented it was high) he’s also besmirching her name bc he’s making it clear she’s the sandwich maker.

  10. He totally besmirched her in front of a jury of her own peers, she demands satisfaction.

  11. It naturally follows that she's gotta bang the coworker.

  12. CPS can and will get the info on her car from the police. They may be monitoring things, but with her in the wind like this it's clear she can't come remotely close to providing adequately for her son.

  13. Assuming of course her car is registered or insured. This is a big if.

  14. The only requirement is a desire to stop drinking so yes

  15. They don't have a desire to stop drinking. They don't drink.

  16. American here. Can someone translate for me? Is he just pissed about paying the $10?

  17. Bullshit. One of the cardinal rules of sobriety is that YOU are responsible for YOUR OWN recovery. Don't even think about letting her guilt you. She can pound sand. NTA.

  18. YTA. You don't care about that kid, that much is clear. You only care about absolving your own shame and guilt. The self-centeredness expressed here is incredible. You made your choices, now you can deal with the consequences. Also the fact of you blaming your mental illness for abusing your son, is unconscionable. Only abusers abuse their kids, plain and simple. Leave them alone, their family is much better off without you.

  19. AA is for anyone with the desire to stop drinking. You're in the right place.

  20. Change the wifi password and lose the remote. A few cocktails and some weed smoke in the face for good measure. She's hard up, she can deal.

  21. Or holding your screaming 3yo son down after he's run under kitchen table while you inject him with insulin to keep him alive after he's diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes. The worst part was about the 10th or so needle when his spirit broke and he submitted himself to it sobbing, with the mutual realisation that this was for the rest of his life.

  22. I just burst into tears reading this. I'm so sorry you have to go through that. If it's any consolation it's much worse for you than it is for him.

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