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  1. Ignoring it so they don't get fired.

  2. Most will try to have sex with you at some point but not all. All will say they don't think of you that way. Your boyfriend has evey right to be worried.

  3. No, even if your guy friends told you that they aren’t interested in you like that doesn’t mean he has any reason to believe them. In my opinion having friends of the opposite gender while you’re in a relationship is just unnecessary room for temptation and mistrust. If you want that and he doesn’t then it’ll only create problems.

  4. I really want to fuck Slanny Cheecks from Berserk

  5. This better not awaken anything in me

  6. Taxi, bus, or rent a car. Uride is new but I've never used it

  7. I mean why does anyone like anything, why do I like having a midget dressed like Bilbo blind fold me and tie me up so a woman in Steel toed boots can repeatedly kick me in the balls as I beg for mercy? The human condition is a mystery

  8. Well, faster than you can say "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."

  9. My Fam and I have been living downtown the past week and there is a large group of people going aound wearing costumes. Whats that about?

  10. But that Voldemort guy is a real jerk

  11. This is true. Someone did unfortunately spill the beans on this Reddit post but she's overjoyed with all the new buzz and support. I honestly can't thank everyone enough.

  12. https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7WTtorUlfnd3UanS

  13. Years ago I read a theory I liked where Dumbledore got the scar during his duel with Grindelwald and the duel took place in the London underground and a stray curse ricocheted off of a map and burned it into Dumbledores knee. Probably very unlikely and Dumbledores original comment was more of an exaggeration/a lie to Minerva, but I thought it was a fun idea

  14. As long as Jim Pickens is involved to I’m in!

  15. Would he make a better Vice President or Secretary of State?

  16. Not an anime but Dandadan has made me laugh a lot

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