Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X. Shes not coming back.
Can't stop seeing stars
That's a little funny
An amazing showing.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
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My son just asked me where poo comes from, I gave him a detailed explanation, where he then stood in stunned silence.
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Baby Snoo is back and cuter than ever
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I saw an ad for an innuendo competition in the newspaper.
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My coworker just found out she won’t be able to attend next week’s Innuendo Conference…
[Happy crab noises]
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- By - LegoCMFanatic
Inflation in the US is so bad right now that…
I'm in this with you.
That's a little funny
Innocent laughter
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Gives 700 Reddit Coins and a month of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.
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When you come across a feel-good thing.
He do be dancing though
Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.
I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.
- By - lostfly
People keep telling me (South African) that I must be loving this weather. No, I’m not. I was hot and sweaty there and now I’m hot and sweaty here.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
- By - MickSturbs
My girlfriend thinks I’m terrible in bed.
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- By - McStankee110
My girlfriend asked me to get her tampons at the store…
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- By - DavidInPhilly
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting. He said...
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- By - 808gecko808
Frasier’s love life and his dating successes, disasters and rejections. Final count: Lovers: 21 and dates: 44
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A glowing commendation for all to see
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15% of women admit to having used vibrators.
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When you come across a feel-good thing.
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- By - bobparlo
Yesterday was a really tough day, and Frasier was on for every minute of it.
Everything is better with a good hug
- By - WorstCase9
[OC] Obesity in Europe
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- By - JoeFalchetto
Mummy, how was I born?
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I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trigonometry, I’ll even do statistics. But geometry is where I draw the line!
It is a long long dating list:
What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common? Same middle name.
Great work. How do you do that?
I like to remind myself that for her character be so annoying and hated, it means the actress is so freaking talented. It makes me appreciate her performance so much more.
And going back to 1994's Pulp Fiction and seeing her in that small part...☺️
I saw an ad for an innuendo competition in the paper. So I entered my sister.
I'd buy that for a dollar twenty five.
Robocop? 1987?
Is there another one?
Sadly yes. But cannot remember the year or anything about it.
What does a dyslexic, insomniac and agnostic think about while he lies awake at night? He is wondering if there is a dog.
I used to have a friend visit from Phalaborwa and he would have a jersey on when everyone else was in shorts and T-shirt.
This is a long read, but you might like it.
That’s fabulous! So true and he hadn’t even got to February yet! Thanks for sharing.
👍
Are you sweating whilst putting petrol in your car? Feeling sick when paying? You've got the car owner virus.
There's a funny interview with him on Colbert talking about the confusion it causes when he uses his real name in daily life.
Thanks for the link. Never seen that obviously. Only learnt about this from a Michael Keaton documentary. But the Mods remove the post yesterday. This sub is a mystery sometimes.
All this time, I thought he was Diane's brother. And I'm old.
Are you thinking about Shirley Maclaine and Warren Beatty?
Fun fact! (and true)
Tampax have announced they will be removing the string from their tampons and replacing it with tinsel, this is for the Christmas period only.
The devil has started to get really self conscious about his receding hairline and is planning to take out his anger on the humans if he cant find a solution..... There's going to be hell toupee
Try
What about Kenny’s daughter and the Blind date he was on when meeting her?
Yep, Miss Wright. Kenny's niece I think?
It is a long long list:
Poor Netscape.
In all seriousness, male masturbation is less taboo than female masturbation, but for some reason for the tools it’s the opposite. Why is that?
Maybe because of the time it takes?
Is this a copypasta? if not, it should be.
It is. As is 99.98% of this sub.
The inflection and cadence in his voice when he says “gone are the days where I would have said something like..shudders..how ruuuude…or she’s horrible, I’ve made a ghastly, ghastly mistake” gets me every time lololol
The noise at "shudders" though😂
This is one of the greatest Frasier performances.
And this:
Sorry the pain you are going through. Only dog owners can understand it. This quote always helped us in these dark days.
Turkey's got us covered.
"Turkey is a transcontinental country located in both Asia and Europe. 97% of Turkey's territory lies in Asia and only 3% of its territory lies in Europe."
Aka, NC, a great sports therapist.
147 IQ, he is a jenius
How are condoms and dog poo bags alike? If either one breaks at the wrong time, you could have a little shit on your hands.