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What is the most boring hobby a person can have?

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What are some movies that you consider to be 10/10?

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  1. I watched a friend, in one month, divorce his wife, move out, buy a brand new Jeep Rubicon, max out 3 credit cards buying stuff for his new apartment and new girlfriend, buy her a car, and agree to child support/alimony more than half his regular paycheck. 6 years later, he’s still struggling with debt and living paycheck to paycheck.

  2. Oh man. Glad I read this. Our son LOVES this. It’s gonna be hard to break the habit, but I didn’t realize there was even a risk

  3. Bath time at 7, out by 7:15, lotion, butt cream, onesie, and a story by 7:30. We’ll sing to him, scratch his back and say goodnight.

  4. Yeah I've been trying to get her to see someone. As I said she's very resistant. I might go on my own to see someone and get their professional opinion, maybe they can help me with some tactics of how to better approach her about this.

  5. I don’t know if this would help, but my wife and I went through some shit that popped up during pregnancy and we started seeing a EFT (emotionally focused therapy) couples therapist and have had good results combined with Zoloft. We had some dark days, but that combo has turned our lives back around.

  6. Oh man, the eternal debate. Gas can’t be beat for convenience. Wood pellet will give you a nice smoke flavor, but many brands suffer with any high heat cooking.

  7. The whole time I’m watching this, I’m hearing the mission impossible soundtrack playing in my head.

  8. Anyone who is persuaded against vaccination by pictures of children crying has never interacted with a child. They cry all the time for basically no reason. My little sister once cried because her sandwich had a bite taken out of it (she was the one that took the bite)

  9. My kid was chasing our cat. When the tail brushed his face he stopped and started screaming “OOOOWWWWW” and holding his face. He didn’t want the fluffy tail to touch his face. He’s also screamed “OW” when I’ve kissed his cheek and he wasn’t in the mood for it.

  10. Since moving here last year, my wife has met most of her friends at the airport club. I’ll also send this to her and see if she’s willing to reach out. She’s pregnant with kid #2 so some days are better than others

  11. Are you taking about the health club on airport? Or the bar at the actual airport?

  12. The health club. They’re pricey but they also offer 2 hours of daycare included, which is why there’s a lot of parents there.

  13. Also a father of two who just came back from dropping my daughter off for her first day of kindergarten. I know how you feel.

  14. Toilet paper is supposed to hang over the top, towards you. Not come from behind/below.

  15. I don't think anyone really disputes that that's the better of the two options. The real debate is whether it makes enough of a difference that it's worth caring about.

  16. OP said small and petty. I can’t think of anything smaller or more petty that frustrates me.

  17. Pink-pact-pict. For all words he doesn’t know.

  18. Though on a serious note is that genuinely how you Americans pronounce methylamine?

  19. My wife was in the navy in Japan for a few years. She said her Japanese friends liked to laugh and call Americans muddle-mouths or marble-mouths because it always sounded like we were talking with marbles in our mouths.

  20. Honestly, you can’t go wrong with any choice you make. Literally every manufacturer is producing professional level products that blow away the cameras of a decade ago. The ecosystems are where you have some thinking to do. If you want full frame, Sony has an amazing amount of third party glass, they’ve been in the mirrorless game the longest. Nikon makes some fantastic cameras and their z mount is starting to fill out. Canon RF is expensive but with an adapter, there are probably more EF-mount lenses of every niche and genre than anything else out there.

  21. Wow you're amazingly polite. I straight up told them to get the duck out so we could sleep after being woken up for the 4th time in a night.

  22. Well yeah, who’s going to be able to sleep with a duck in there with you? I’d want it out too!

  23. If it’s a chance to brag, Oh man, our little guy is almost 2 and he has done some COOL shit. Swam in southern Californian ocean, poked northern Californian anemones, swam in the protected waters of 3 Hawaiian islands, he’s been paddle boarding, boogie boarding, and can dunk underwater. He’s survived a stroller half marathon, rock climbed faster and higher than even we are comfortable with, has ridden shotgun on my mountain bike like a boss, has been stung by bees 3 times and still isn’t afraid of them and has slept in a tent like it’s nothing new. Hiking is a given, he’s eaten over a dozen wild and foraged plants, some wild game, and has poked the eyes of 4 species of fish.

  24. Hell yeah!!! Man I miss northern California abalone diving. U guys are crushing it!!

  25. Hell yeah! NorCal rocks! They shut down abalone season a few years ago, but there’s rumor that it might be coming back

  26. I’m a grown ass man with a great career and I’m going to school for fun. I’m double majoring in chemistry and physics. I’ve learned SO much… but what I’ve really come to understand is how little I actually know. Any fucking thing you can think of can have a damned PHD thesis written on it and there’s still more to know and things that will never be discovered in our lifetime. It’s absolutely mind blowing. Then I think of all my coworkers and wish I could spout so much nonsense with so much confidence. The more I learn, the more I feel like I don’t actually know anything

  27. Embrace the baldness. Me and The Rock have so much in common. Mostly the hairdo, but I’m sure there’s more

  28. I tend to drink about 20 ounces of coffee in the morning. Then either more coffee in the afternoon, or an energy drink. I finally looked it up and the best case scenario is that I’m right at the max recommended 400 mg/day. Worst case is that I’m WAY over that. I’m thinking it might be time to throttle back.

  29. I’m having flashbacks to the horrific liquid I had to drink then the horror that it produced as it took effect 2 hours after drinking it!

  30. I see your colonoscopy story and raise you: the night that I was drinking that, my wife ate Taco Bell for the first time in forever. Turns out, it produced the same result. We had 1 bathroom. It was like a scene straight out of a slapstick comedy movie

  31. Swaddling is awesome. For MOST babies, it will calm them down. Watch videos to make sure you’re doing it right and Velcro swaddles are way better than the cloth, manual ones.

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