MauiMadMan


























  1. We are all touched by his noodley appendage. Just because you don’t believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn’t mean he doesn’t in you.

  2. Palletizer for a milk company. In a 34f cooler, lifting a 50lbs box, once every 10 seconds, for 12 hours, 7pm to 7am.

  3. I’m not. Actually I no longer work for the bank. But I still dress like a bank manager. Not that it counts because, I dress like a bank manager in Hawaii.

  4. I’ve had sex while listening to the album Maxinquaye so many times that I cannot hear it without feeling sexy.

  5. I want to say no except, I always have the best sex when I do things I would be uncomfortable talking about in mixed company.

  6. I used to think I was a tit man. Then I met a real one. Now I know I don’t really qualify as either.

  7. Full figured, vaguely ethnic, she might be a mix of Latina and Indian, but I will never know for sure. Big lips, breasts, and hips. Strong and sturdy, like maybe she could handle it if I lose control of my lust.

  8. Ugh! I never seem to know where the “line” is. I’m always just a moment or comment away from becoming alienated as a freak.

  9. Bdsm. Call me sir and ask if it’s ok to cum. Let me tie you up with ropes and shackles and have my way. With the right partner, this is the absolute best.

  10. Me in this thread supporting all the men 🤍🤍🤍

  11. Worst- Listen lady, it’s not gonna suck it’s self.

  12. Alfa Romeo 33 Stradale! So goddamn beautiful!

  13. Support for single fathers is in ridiculously short supply.

  14. Same number and variety of clothing options.

  15. White House press secretary. Not for ANY president.

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