Nairda-_-

Too bad, I'm boring

You want to taste your own shit?

I wanna see your toenails

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I don't even have anything I could use you for

Beauty

Oh wow, a bot

SN95 moment

Kind of worried about the casual car Guy, I haven't seen him in a while.

Maybe he found a way to teleport to the game world and drive forever?

I'm gonna pet it, and nothing will stop me

I don't

I'd say in my case it's going backwards. Everyday I get even harder into vanilla

How?

I started with basically ignoring the tags, which sometimes led me to fucked up shit. Now I pay attention and crave vanilla.

Gardening ain't for me. But I really enjoy being alone in my room.

I reacted with a downvote. Mostly because only people that are really new to the internet would think they'll get anything worthy

As opposed to most of the sub, I prefer cars

Why not a real wagon? For example a Volvo 850?

I'm not your babe

As someone said earlier, I guess you could just understand her "in your brain" due to her being a strong psychic Pokemon. So even when just saying Gardevoir, you'll know what she means.

Hell no

If I showed my favourite outfite it would be a T-shirt and some sweatpants, wide if possible

I don't

5W-40 motor oil for the win

The cropping on mobile is fantastic. If someone missed the subreddit name, they'd be in for a shock.

Indeed

Wouldn’t it be better with a dick ?

I have a dick and, from experience, it isn't better with it

you have b etrayed me Narnia *force choke* why?

H-how did I b-betray you..?

*bonks* you downvoted me [email protected]#%$! lol

Not that bad actually, everything seems fine. How bout you?

Don't disrespect Kazuma and Bell please, they don't deserve to be compared with the pile of trash Kirito or to be called self inserts

One guy told me SAO is good

Self insert characters don't work, they look too good and do interesting things.

I don't even know you, and probably we live on different continents, so why should I mind?

Isn't that zoophilia?