What is the first thought that comes into mind after you finish masturbating?
I needed this today
When you come across a feel-good thing.
That's a little funny
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
- By - JocelynChambers_XQ
Hi! Please come to my dogs party!
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
Let's sip to good health and good company
- By - Forsaken-Credit-6531
Lifeguard giving that extra boost
Cool to the infinity
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
- By - Viljamivee
he is all of us
When you come across a feel-good thing.
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
- By - bitchyswiftie
These are the types of people are the best for the commute./-
When you come across a feel-good thing.
- By - Radiant_Bottle_8882
You are stealing! Using this logic you could put potatoes into the machine at the self check-out aisle instead of the lettuce you are actually getting. And you call it a saving. May as well torrent your media if you're going to steal. I can't believe the mental gymnastics some ppl do
Dinner!
Used for parking and occasionally stabbing
Other way round bro!
I prefer to just yeet my car into the Yarra once I've arrived ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Did some dumb motherfucker really slip on a goddamn onion outside a bunnings and now you can't have onions?
Only temporarily. They're back now!
Serenity now.
Are you supposed to yell it!?!
Depends on who else is home at the time. Might be a bit awkward
Tell him
economically sodomised
Kinky!
Edit aside, I'm not sure I've ever gone to a water park and thought "man before I go down this slide I'd really like to get teabagged by a teenager first"
Dude... that's the only reason I go to a waterpark!
Gotta put your own rocket in the pocket!
Anything I can steal from my work without getting fired!
Pens!
Double sex!
You had me at longitudinal slit!
Just mail it to me. 32 Wallaby Way Sydney.
Mr Sherman?
Have you actually checked all the other details of the loan?
Here...
How many rats are we talking about here?
I did mine many months ago, but it went through without any issues.
I understand. We have a doggie that eats all sorts of non-food items. Now let's see a picture of your dogs!
Redditt demands a dog tax!
That fifth photo is very cool!
Better than the first?
I didn’t even realise they were basically the same! Both are great.
LOL... it is exactly the same photo
LOL.... busted light in the "bedroom", and it looks like the bathroom mirror is being help up by sticky tape. Where do I sign?
He was the Button Man!
https://c.tenor.com/_KzfeVmsEo8AAAAC/bully-boo.gif
5 second rule!
Murdoch gets a lot of bad press
Ironic!