Tries to rob a building, gets hot water thrown in face
I needed this today
Sometimes you just got to dance with the doots.
- By - -_-n
Which movie character or real person can be identified by a single line said by them?
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
- By - Practer
meirl
Beauty that's forever. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins each to the author and the community.
- By - notshameme
The inflation has now reached my butt.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
I needed this today
- By - MidasStrikes
please red, i've been asking for this for years
Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.
- By - RaYsNotLoud
Your superpower is… Super Cancer!
"I have the power of minutes left to live!"
The What If? book (by Randall Munroe, the xkcd guy) has a section on what would happen if you built a periodic table using a 1m3 block of every element.
Huh, there's one where earth's rotation were sped up to a day per second...
I thought it was Heavy and Sasha but that works too.
Well that makes sense because Sasha, is a sheep...
No mind
To think...
Skin tone, chicken bone, leave me ALONE headass
Go home, Fart-in-a-Jar Marvin!
Should've buffed before the boss room, not right next to the boss
pls nerf genji
Mada Mada
Well, I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning.
Yeah, so?
Shaken. Not shtirred.
If a book falls on my head, I can only blame my shelf
4 times a day, yes
Holy shit Funny Valentine
"My thoughts and actions are utterly unclouded"
F I S S I O N M A I L E D
So a nuclear package
I NEED IT!
UH UH!
His frown is a nose and his chin is a smile; he's happy
A poor choice of words
when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?
Ayo what's your frustration, Thug Greasy?
Slept past my bedtime by 1 minute
Made 1-minute Rice in 59 SECONDS
THERE'S ICONS!?
Found the albunauric!
Medic moves his healing over to Scout, fixing his nose, face, and tooth
Incoming hoard of soldiers "Doctor! Are you sure this will work!?"
bottle falls over anyways
Beemschurger
how the hell did you know about that
1000 ways to die
No more big iron on his hip
21 made a slip, smh my head 🤦♂️