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I REALLY F******’D Up boys. My dad passed away and left me $100,000 to have. I decided to trade it this week on the way down. I hammered puts on Wednesday and swung them. Work up the the Bank of England bailing the market out and the S&P50 rose 2% that day. I realized the Losses and now have shit

I'm buying what you're selling

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Can't stop seeing stars

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I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.

To pay respects.

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I moved into the closet for Hurricane Ian. It’s supposed to be a nearly direct hit on my city.

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Listen, get educated, and get involved.

Everything is better with a good hug

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Guy saves girl from gang of bullies

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Let's sip to good health and good company

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An amazing showing.



We became best friends through Reddit almost 7 years ago. We finally met in person!

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  1. yeah no doubt. this red head festival tho. actual event?

  2. how do so many nice features come together so poorly?

  3. I think the sad thing is that for some people, this is completely normal, so there isn't a hint of inhibition about sharing. I get not everybody cleans weekly, but this is months of neglect. How?!

  4. I don't deep clean my house weekly but the bathroom!? 100%!

  5. yeah local classifieds. I charge $65 to come out with my truck and or trailer to move a purchase but you also get my help

  6. I wouldn't worry if they're a cuck. chances is you're nit going to find 2 dudes down to smash

  7. let me consult my magic 8 ball. "ask again later". k. "all signs point to yes"

  8. damn. I love liquid death. it's refreshing, and the cans work well in my work cooler and the stay colder longer than the bottles. I also crush em and recycle. what's to hate? not terribly expensive via Amazon it's about $1 a can

  9. I called my mom a bitch once. She slapped me so hard I blacked out and hit the floor head first.

  10. we need to get Debbie in slap fights if she packin that kinda wallop

  11. God I was always so jealous of the bitches that could afford cute ass fancy bath and body works hand sanitizers that clipped to their backpacks. Shit was like $5 for the really chic small glittery cutesy ones all the mean popular girls had. You know what Valerie, fuck you and your red velvet sparkle cake hand sanitizer back pack clip.

  12. you pay the $5 once then refill the bottle you animal

  13. hmm. red panty night is a term kinda coined by Connor McGregor. I'd talk to him and gauge the reaction.

  14. lmao yall are idiots. oh no. 2 adults are dating!? BuT SciOeeNce Seeez yUz goTsta bE 25. stfu and let them figure it out ya know?

  15. dafuq is this roller coaster of nonsense. also am I the only one that finds it sexy for someone to rant for an hour about something they're that interested in?

  16. It’s so messed up that asshats like that guy are influencing young men. Call me old fashioned, but guys like Paul Newman and James Garner could be handsome, good people and famous.

  17. I don't get it dawg. I dont need life advice from a douchebag trustfund guy

  18. first time yall met and you had to wear boots? why do that to dude? lol jk hopefully yall had a nice time

  19. damn. Lotta downvotes. too many people here don't like the idea of you 2 having a nice time

  20. probably just funny to me. I'm not about to defend my brain. basically every guy on reddit is 6'2

  21. OP's mom uses Ro-Tel which has peppers in there. Sounds like a win, actually.

  22. I didn't realize they had to put your head in a vise during a hair transplant

  23. I don’t know much about Pokémon- how much do these unopened packs tend to go for these days- and how old is it? Like 20 years?

  24. it's a base pack. doesn't look to be confirmed shadowless so it's most likely a base unlimited blister sealed. anywhere from 450-1000. really nice find

  25. probably on the $750-850 side for the blastoise. if it's charizard on the cover easily $1000+ and we going sizzlers

  26. Mitch hedberg. nah I'm just kidding. dudes a legend. in all seriousness Wanda Sykes, Sarah Silverman and Dane cook off the top

  27. dude. same shit with my wife. it's a continuous topic of contention. I've come to the realization I'm not on board simply because she just doesn't want to work. I've not told her this nor do I plan to but if she had came to me with a passion project and said " hey I'd like to not work and pursue this interest/passion while being a stay at home mother". it's so much different to me than. "hey I don't really want to work so let's pop out babies and I'll tend to them". stay at home mom is like every little girls dream gig where I'm at and I hate it.

  28. damn. idk if this qualifies but first look you look like a baby factory with a crushed soul. dead behind the eyes

  29. Same thing happened to me, except the teacher pulled me aside to let me know I had to do the rest of the reading in the hallway so I wouldn’t distract the other students with my smell. I was 6. A week went by before she told me I need to shower and stop wearing the same clothes. For a whole week I had no idea why only my smell was distracting and why no one else had to sit in the hallway haha. I never leave the house without showering now, so I guess her method worked

  30. "I've had some smelly ones before but your son is by far the smelliest"

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