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Most GME Shorts Will Be Losers Above $160 Share Price

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  1. why even grow a mustache if the amount of testosterone in your body only gives you a pencil drawing under your lip? Just say you are forced to shave it for work.

  2. forreal NH is flooded with out of staters. these BMW drivin asses better go back where they came from.

  3. We're gonna switch lanes without using the turn signal and theres nothing you can do to stop us.

  4. Homie is the real life version of the image scientists made to show what a human would look like to survive a car crash.

  5. On one hand I though maybe it was drawn by a child. On the other hand maybe it could've been done by a retard. Ive decided it was drawn by a retarded child.

  6. Pretty simple. Long sleeve shirt then roll up the sleeves. Bishes love forearms.

  7. They did a share offering Jun 2021 which very likely killed the best chance at moass. They could have slowly done a share offering at literally any other time so they technically already nullified moass. I also think you're confusing thinking moass is good for gamestop, it's not. They want institutional investors to invest in gme. Institutional investors stay away from volatile stocks that squeeze. RC will carry out things in the best interests of investors not those who want a squeeze. He can change the company around and slowly make the company valuable over years. He can slowly get the shorts out, but not in a way that would cause a moass similar to how he hasn't done anything in 1.5 years to cause a moass. RC didn't start turning the company around to make a bunch of random people rich on the backs of his own money and effort through a moass nor does he give two fucks about sending hedgefund managers to jail.

  8. Bro with how crazy things are going moass is probably in a month or two. I'd say fuck it and just chill and relax and lookup homes/ shit to buy also only 50% need to get that to at least 90%.

  9. Dude just had to get that ego boost in lol. Buys in friday before the pump, but then goes even further by stating the exact date to wait to.

  10. How do you handle the fact that you lost life changing money? Is your head in a good place? How many year(s) salary is was this?

  11. It would be nice to be them I grew up poor taught myself about the stock market and compounded gains I made from jobs. 150 isn't that much. Especially wheeling options.

  12. I hope this goes further than he hopes it does. I would love to buy Justice Thomas.

  13. Compounding gains. Learn about the stock market/option trading. Research a company, buy 100 shares at a price you think is undervalued, sell covered calls/cash secure puts. Put gains into being able to sell more cc's/csps. Rinse and repeat. Eventually you start out with maybe making $100 a week on a $100ish priced stock. Keep compounding those gains in a few years you can be making some people's yearly salary in a month. This is all super simplified and there will be hiccups etc.

  14. I'll take "making up a conversation for karma" for 300 points.

  15. Cigarettes are a major source of tax money, they will never be banned.

  16. Glad to see our friends in Texas are displaying their outrage with the way the US handled the leaving of Afghanistan be bringing some of those same customs to Texas. I eagerly await the day that Texas women are freed from lustful eyes of Texas men by being allowed to wear full-body burqas and are able to stay at home and learn to be proper wives by not needing to get any form of education. /s for you smoothbrains

  17. But if we sell it wont squeeze. Chicken and egg.

  18. My (female) cousin once told me when a woman is saying she's not interested, it means she's playing hard to get.

  19. You saved so much time and bs having that mindset. Had an ex that was not into games when first met/started dating then when she was comfortable in the relationship started to play stupid games like being fake mad and when I refused to play along got actually mad. Dumped that crazy a few months later.

  20. I remember when above 300 was bad then it was 220 then 180 lol to label this as technical analysis fits perfectly for the sub.

  21. It's not like he lost his hedgefund all that money by already covering his short positions or anything..I don't understand how a person can look at evidence and blatantly ignore it when it doesn't fit their narrative.

  22. Do you think ted cruz put both of his hands on her waist for doggy or was one holding onto her hair?

  23. Damn dude. Show me on this doll where Elon touched you.

  24. not on a doll, but give me a map and i can point you to an emerald mine

  25. i'm mostly trolling because i haven't made or lost any money from him, but i do get a laugh out of his investors who worship him as his bagholders

  26. You forgot to say that it is the whole week because of the holiday. So they get an extra day to do settle. And this is primed to bust some hedge fund to the ground.

  27. Is that your bet or just the bet you heard from gherk and agreed with?

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