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AITA for telling my son he overreacted to his stepdad's prank?

ARGH!

Cake direct to face

Something isn't adding up

A glowing commendation for all to see

I'm in this with you.

A smol, delicate danger noodle.

*Lowers face into palm*

Staring into the abyss and it's staring right back

Are you being serious right now?

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AITA for showing up to my husband's Dr appointment?

A smol, delicate danger noodle.

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Sometimes you're left just going WOAH...

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  1. I got my car windows tinted recently and when i was swiping my credit card it auto selected a 25% tip. Like lmao i just paid you $400 for 1 hour of labor, im not adding another $100 for the fuck of it. The audacity of it was insane like whats next? Is my dentist gonna start asking for a tip?

  2. Nobody should ever be tipped for DOING THEIR JOB. I only tip any person in any line of business IF THEY GO THE EXTRA MILE AND DO SOMETHING THEY DON'T HAVE TO. Otherwise, we all should tip the gas station booth guy for handing over a pack of cigarettes, which is utterly ridiculous. The problem isn't the customer, it's the boss. Period.

  3. When the time comes to invade presidential palace, erdogan's paramilitary will not end up like us or brasil. Besides, he OWNS the army, navy, air force, law enforcement, entire judicial system and all supreme courts (including constitutional court), supreme committee of elections, every single governor and more than half the mayors in the country... Who will stop him, ever?

  4. "Suckling" is what a mother does, a baby simply sucks. There might have been a potential but you ruined it with poor word choice.

  5. If you're trying for "two sentence" stories, your word choice is more important than ever, don't you think?

  6. Isengard mahzeninde hobbitçileği yağı kalmıştır biraz, git ondan sür amk orku

  7. Antibiotics. Kind of a discovery maybe, not sure if it was invented.

  8. You are more than an asshole.

  9. Not gonna call you an idiot, but had this ended badly, you could have been charged with criminal neglect. You did NONE of the many things you could have done to avoid this altogether. You did nothing wrong, cause you did nothing. We can't call that good driving, can we?

  10. You know what, despite everything else, I am glad to see local cola over evil monopolists. Whatever anyone says, not only Mother Russia but almost any other 'thing' is the lesser evil when the other party is Coca Cola. Even Google, Apple or any other 'biggies' are too young for comparison.

  11. For once, I will try my chances against the hype. Just to break the circlejerk, be heard, state my OWN opinion.

  12. Çirkinlik. Çünkü gerçek çirkinler bilir ki "iç güzellik", "altın gibi bir kalp" falan fasa fisodur. İyi bir insan, komik, yardımsever vb olmak ZORUNDADIR çirkin. Başka türlü kimse senle zerre kadar ilgilenmez çünkü. Kilo da değildir sorun, şişman değil çirkinsindir. Zordur çirkinlik, o saçma sivilcelerinize, basenlerinize, bad hair day'e, kalın kaşa benzemez, ağır yaradır.

  13. YTA. You are what is wrong with modernity. You are what most people complain about. You are a Karen waiting to happen. Please don't do that. Don't be a Karen.

  14. YTA This subject was specifically discussed and he was crystal clear about it. If you wouldn't respect his opinion and do as you please, why did you even bother to bring the issue up? You could just invade, which you did. I believe you need to reflect on this a little more.

  15. Idk about this one but they are capable of being hundreds of feet deep. Some only a few feet deep. Some have a bottom of quicksand like water and mud that "consumes" anything that falls in. Truly nightmare fuel.

  16. Turkish man here with a cousin living in the town where more than two thousand of these appeared in last few years (2 years, i guess):

  17. I mean a few hours though? I guess bc they piss and shit themselves from the ride up and completely flush out?

  18. Or maybe water shaping up into a bubble and has to be sucked in, which is impossible with a beak? I still think it's got something to do with gravity.

  19. No I agree, I’m just saying a bird doesn’t die if it goes a few hrs without water.

  20. True that. I didn't focus on that phrase at all, can make a big difference as you say.

  21. Chilli, scientifically proven to be a sense of pain, not taste. Fuck chilli in all shapes, forms and sizes.

  22. Yakın tarihli koleksiyon parasını (eski yirmi 'milyon' lira gibi bildik bi yerli parayı) para verip alan gördümdü. Aptalca demiyim de, tuhaf geldi bana.

  23. "Güneşin balçığa battığını sanana allah değil sığır denir" diye lafa gir. 'Uçan Spagetti Canavarının Kutsal Kitabı'nı götür. Ben kendi kutsal kitabım üzerinde çalışıyorum, ama arkadaşım bunu yazdı diye ver (gerçek bilgi, itiraz edemez). Ama vermeden önce muhakkak KIVIR, ve bunu bildir. "Kıvırıp getirdim, buyrun".

  24. Açıklayabilir misin mataşta yaşıyorum ot serbest zararsızsa bi bakarım tadına

  25. İnternet bilgi kaynıyo. Zararlı ve tehlikeli oluşu yalan, öyle diyim ("su dâhil" herşeyin aşırısı zehirdir, o ayrı). Maraş otu ayrı bitki yalnız, ben bildiğimiz kenevirden bahsediyorum. Ha, maraş otu da abartmazsan bişey yapmaz, tadına bakmaktan çekinme.

  26. İlk içkinden fazla farklı değildir

  27. ...in the USA. The rest of the developed world has moved on.

  28. Our conditions in underdeveloped/developing countries in terms of healthcare are similar, actually. We may be suppressed idiots without anything functioning properly, but we're not ruthless sadistic maniacs who enjoy others' suffering.

  29. Kaynak maynak yok hocam, azıcık aklını başına topla, deli misin? İnsan canlısının (modern insan canlısı, teknik adıyla Homo Sapiens Sapiens) geçmişinin en az 200 bin yıl geriye gittiğini KESİN olarak biliyoruz. Yani Adem'in 6-7 bin yıl önce yaşadığını iddia eden allahçık ve onun akılsız köleleri KESİN olarak yanılmaktadır.

  30. sondaki düşüncelerine aynen katılıyorum. İlk insan diye bir şeye de inanmıyorum zaten. Kaynak istememin sebebi müslümanlara bu konuda bir argüman sunabilmek. Çünkü karşılaştığım kadarıyla Ademin 7 bin yıl önce doğduğuna değil çok daha eski olduğuna inanıyorlar.

  31. Başkaları da yazmış, islamın değil hristiyan/yahudi öğretisinin iddiası bu 6-7 bin yıl mevzuu. Fakat islam bu şahısların peygamberliğini ve kitaplarının rabbişkolarından geldiğini kabul eder, yani iddiayı dolaylı olarak onaylar.

  32. I'm not saying Twitter OP "should be" flayed and salted. I'm just saying "IF" Twitter OP was to be flayed and salted, I'd grab beer&popcorn and fight for a spot with a view.

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