1. I would rather stay dead than take a downgrade like that.

  2. Half cooked pancakes by my step mom and if I said anything I would get punished for hurting their feelings

  3. Nothing particularly interesting for me. I was six years old and lured into the back of a pick-up truck with promises of candy. There were two men in the back who told me to lay down and the driver sped away. He didn't get far because he got pulled over for speeding and the cops found me. Apparently I still asked if I would be getting my candy afterwards.

  4. My last meal would be some of those Japanese Mexican peanuts and my last words would definitely be U/UrbanTomCat did it.

  5. Double barrel's are mandatory before you exit a room with people.

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