I decided to brush my teeth before I gave out morning treats…
When the love is out of control.
For love at first sight. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.
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Domesticated Beaver Living In House
Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.
A glowing commendation for all to see
I'm in this with you.
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to inhale helium
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to inhale helium
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rookie mistake
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Catastrophic engine failure on a United Airlines Boeing 777-200 after takeoff from Denver International Airport
A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
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Waffle House in Austin fights back Texas Avengers style.
C'est magnifique
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
A glowing commendation for all to see
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I really want that last chip!
When laughter meets percussion
When you come across a feel-good thing.
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He had cut enough of it so as to prevent compression. Could have been ugly if that was a m100
It's a battery, not a firecracker
Wow, I totally missed that.
Days since not driving carefully - 0
It is hard to accept being strong armed into having a substance injected into your body. I agree it’s a hard pill to swallow. But when it comes to viruses, it’s the correct thing to do. If you believe otherwise then that is your right to refuse it. But if you think the vaccine is about anything other than keeping people alive, then it’s my right to take solace in the reality that your time is short. It’s comforting and morbid simultaneously. Masks do nothing except protect others, which should be notable to a rational individual.
What a magnificent plecostolimbus cloud
I bet he learned nothing, and that he'll try it again soon.
I agree, I would expect the same thing. But, in this particular case, I’m having doubts.
Somehow, that white dude at the end looked like how I imagine most of the commanding officers under Vader look like most of the time.
Is that near Wheaton il?
Reality is, no matter how old you are; the earlier you start contributing to your retirement the more you will have when you can no longer work. Another way to look at it is, the older a persons retirement fund is then the longer that fund will have to reinvest dividends and returns back into itself.
Can I ask; how old is he and is that a summer or winter coat?
Would you like a nightcap?
No but a dental dam would be okay
Looks an awful lot like a slope
You still make no sense lol
I forgot the sarcasm right after the sarcasm then. I never get it right. But that’s is fucked up, that you can be sure of.
I first assumed you just don’t have a very good English. But then I realized according to yourself you are probably an American. So my next guess is: are you high on helium? We won’t judge, just curious.
Just the high part
Its fucking human decency, wtf is wrong with you? You must be one of those people who get trained to pick fights with people who aren’t
LOL nice one. If you can sell it in person that kind of humor gets straight under the skin. Works well on the ex
According to Excel, always assume every number should be formatted to 2 decimal places. And that means for fucking Ever.
Or just randomly convert to a date. Pi? March 14th it is
How about how to make calculations like adding 3 days to a date then you have to actually specify the value of 3 as a date. Because one is a number, so naturally of course that doesn’t fly.
Oh my god that upper hip will sing for a while.
If only it could have ended somehow with the one where he called a reporter a fucking idiot
What makes me nervous, is I know how many bolts holds that on the wing. If that engine is the one I think, it has three bolts holding it to the wing
Personally, I would rather see the thing tear itself loose and fly away like a balloon farting away with a smoke trail.
Kinda looks like it’s making something of a contribution though
Oh Lordy
Yup, don’t do it
Well, the butt is pretty much safe
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Aka prolapse
That’s the county seat, right there
Quite rarely perfect
Burns the fuck out of the popcorn tho
Well, to be fair, the steel oven requires a certain finesse.
Steel oven*
A steel oven that makes delicious ribs snappy fast
Those would really make a flowmaster cat back exhaust display pop
That things mouth should be made extra deep so after you are done using it then it’s more realistic about how much shit comes out of that man’s mouth