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Why do a lot of men lie about their politics when they’re pursuing women?

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  1. I want a real profile though it's okcupid I want to actually meet someone who knows what I really look like on a day to day basis, you start to pose to much and it feels like looking at a completely different person in real life

  2. ^ Listen to this person. Also, any time the game asks, "would you like to save?" make sure it's in a new slot, because it LOVES to do that right before chucking you into a battle you're not allowed to back out of to go grind or buy gear.

  3. Straight facts: I was in the military from 2002 to 2016 and watched the devolution leading to the election of Trump in 2016. These dudes are just self-aware enough to pretend to be “libertarian” or some such bullshit. I watched the men around me morph into “libertarian” monsters. I know so many men now married to feminists who are Republican in all but name because they were aware it wouldn’t get them laid. Men are out there lying to get married and laid now.

  4. Jet engines are internal combustion. The flame coming out their backside is exhaust, not combustion.

  5. They're not, a rocket's combustion takes place inside its combustion chamber before it goes through a throat and feeds the nozzle. Even an aerospike engine internally combusts. You're watching the exhaust exit the nozzle, but that's not where the combustion takes place.

  6. Alex Groza is usually my answer for this question. idk how many people around here are familiar with the story of

  7. The reddit hive-mind is real. I swear I walked out of the theater perfectly happy with the movie, but the more hate comments I read on reddit, the more I start to doubt my own judgement.

  8. Just see which players you enjoy watching. You don't even have to root for a team, just certain players.

  9. I guess Jimmy heard this thread talking shit last night!

  10. For more context, the Suns proceeded to rattle off an 18 win streak immediately after this post and ended the regular season with the best record in the NBA. They just got knocked out in a frankly embarrassing Game 7 in the semi-finals where they stopped being competitive before the end of the first half (Luka Doncic: 27 points in the first half; Phoenix Suns: 27 points in the first half).

  11. I dont see how he really got the last laugh when the lakers missed the playoffs entirely. The suns ended the season embarrassingly but let's not act like the lakers did any better

  12. I don't think it was about defending the Lakers, imo it was giving attention to both teams. Let's be real though, 4 games was indeed an overreaction. It's just funny looking back

  13. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?

  14. The south of Spain is amazing. Many beautiful cities next to one another. I'd go to Malaga or Valencia.

  15. If only there was a person with close intimate knowledge of all of these factors -- someone whose body is inextricably linked to it -- that could possibly make these decisions on a case-by-case basis.

  16. And if only there was a highly trained professional knowledgeable about human development and delivery to help guide this person through the process... Perhaps if we put these two people in a room together, then everyone else could fuck right off

  17. He does that in part to prevent Giannis from being able to help. Same thing with LeBron

  18. "I don't want a piece of you, I want the whole thing!"

  19. At least half the courtside seats were empty in the fourth. Unreal

  20. Yeah dude, you could’ve thrown 225 on and put up 10 reps. Would have made her jaw drop just as hard

  21. For real, he could've loaded up even 135 and she probably would've been just as impressed. OP completely blew it trying to show off. So stupid.

  22. I think a potential fear is not in death itself but in what you will miss out on. I really want to see a warp drive be invented. It saddens me to think death will arrive first. After death that fear will not exist, but it can exist prior.

  23. The line about online dating being laborious for women has triggered some people. Your advice is solid regardless

  24. Literally all of the men in this thread are enraged over this very basic advice, so I'd say most men 😂

  25. Yup, this thread is sad af. So many wooshed on this basic advice

  26. Life is like a sandwich. No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.

  27. I know you said you're not religious, but my favorite thing to say against such people like your dad is, "What would Jesus do?"

  28. Possibly the most powerful spell in any game. Insanely broken. Too bad we can't use it

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