Our Little Secret
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Minä irl
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crushing a bullet with hammer
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This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth
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Thought this would be a good reminder for the super bowl coming up....
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- By - melvinmetal
“Spike,” a Chihuahua, is 23 and currently the oldest living dog in the world.
Prayers up for the blessed.
So buff, wow
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- By - TotalMayhem707
I will always hear Alex Trebek when I read these.
Complete with a perfectly accented pronunciation of “Sanchez”
George Carlin put it best...and if he were still with us, he would have a blast tearing into fuckmooks like Crowder.
His “tough guy” rant is quite applicable as well.
No wolf brand cola to finish her down?
Listen it's for porn and questions that nobody needs to know I asked
What makes poop smell the way it does??
You already know how I'm blasting those things with my shotgun lol
Right in the Plagas
But he is already dead
Heresy
“hOmOgEnOuS pOpUlAtIoN”
Ohhh, this is a blast from the past
Tears open memories huh?
Yeah but you’re not learning anything about those issues really, except that being all those things will get you into trouble/cause you to make bad plans
Which is the joke. The audience should expect bad things to happen to bad people. Just so happens to be funny as hell.
No. How will it be different in the future?
The population ratio between the two.
What are you doing step-monument?
Drop your pants and gimme that concrussy!
Who want they concrussy sculpted?
Penchant?
Perchant that’s a nice word.
22 does weird shit when it hits you because it’s so light. It can bounce all around your innards. I would rather be shot by something bigger than a 22 if I had to choose.
Man, shit. I seen a tiny-ass. 22 round-nose drop a nigga plenty of days, man. Motherfuckers get up in you like a pinball, rip your ass up. Big joints, though big joints, man, just break your bones, you say, Fuck it.
Spam
Does it have to be a “band”? Biggie
“I could make it work”
Kinda looks like a NILF.
She’s white tho??
More like 5am
Rebar McEntire
How much is going in?!?!
That’s nothing compared to some acts I’ve seen
GG Allin
Sir, my mom is in a coma.
Does that mean the sex was good or bad?
Spike seen some shit
Past tense has never been more appropriate.
That won't make it better. If it was a man then it would be largely hero-worshipping and "bro! Good on ya! You're the man!" et.c It's a woman who was the focus so it was mostly slutshaming.
This is how I’ve been playing this story when random chuds bring it up seeking to dunk on another “slut”. Like: “she’s crushing it dude, I’m jealous af”
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