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those knife skills.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.


absolute sigma

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

I'm in this with you.


















This is evil

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

An amazing showing.

When an upvote just isn't enough, smash the Rocket Like.

Thank you stranger. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.

When the love is out of control.



Elon Musk orders software programmers to Twitter HQ within 3 hours

Losing value fast.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

A glowing commendation for all to see

I'm in this with you.

I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.

*Lowers face into palm*

When a thing immediately combusts your brain. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.



This is how guys who ride e-bikes like to be kissed

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

*Lowers face into palm*

Can't stop seeing stars

A smol, delicate danger noodle.

When laughter meets percussion

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

A glowing commendation for all to see

I'm in this with you.

A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing





  1. The kicker is it was probably bought at the restaurant supply store for 10 bucks. It just gets sharpened on the regular.

  2. Yeah, my experience in commercial kitchens taught me that you don't need a thousand dollar knife. Just good steel and constant sharpening and honing

  3. Your friend makes bad choices, doubles down then makes worse choices. This post is a hard cope, he's absolutely gaslighting himself to try to believe he's happy with his life.

  4. With that landscape background that could be Bob Ross, not Jimi Hendrix

  5. fwiw - I'd skip the 'fencepost in ground' anchoring of the bed corner posts...it's pointless. Just rest your corner posts on the dirt, or on thin patio slabs.

  6. Holy fuck, they can't even get the word REMUNERATION correct. If they can't spell your salary, how the fuck do you expect them to even pay it correctly

  7. How is the power plant even running with all these incompetent boobs running things? Smithers, I want them all fired!

  8. They also seem to be the ones where you find the weirdest shit (sometimes literally). Went into the end stall in Asda once and someone had painted the walls so to say.

  9. I misread that and thought "painted the walls to say what?"

  10. The more drugs you do, the better you get at looking like you don't do any drugs lol

  11. Fair, a lot of people are surprised when they find out I smoke weed

  12. Have you seen the weather lately? Watered too much more like!

  13. No, Australia is small and only one weather all over. It's been raining only

  14. Then they reply "sure who'd listen anyway", and you both fake laugh and have another drink

  15. You've seen the movie right? Kirk plays Spock off as an acid casualty "don't mind him, he had too much LDS in the 60s"

  16. I'm convinced the only reason this movie was made was so Harvey Wankstain could look at Gwenyth Paltrows tits over and over

  17. Her tits aren’t even in the movie from what I recall

  18. I watched that movie at 13 years old, her boobs were definitely in there

  19. No, you don't get it. You see, nobody wants to work any more. These companies are doing us all a favour by allowing us not to work. It's a good thing really

  20. When IBM got too big, people like Steve Wozniak, Steve Jobs and Bill Gates made computers for themselves and their friends.

  21. Isn't fentanyl more tightly controlled than guns?

  22. Thanks for this info. Our employer sometimes asks for certificates months after sick days and a stat dec would be handy in this scenario! They also require the specific sickness to be written on the certificate too, which many doctors won't do, might help then. Would love to find out that's not acceptable according to fair work!

  23. I'm not even a developer and I cringe at the idea of someone asking for this. Most salient lines of code? Does a line of code exist by itself, or as part of a whole?

  24. The absolute best coders write code that looks simple enough that a toddler wrote it. It isn’t how impressive a line of code you create. It is how you can create something so elegantly simple no one would ever consider it hard work.

  25. I fucking hate it. They're too big for our roads, too big for car parks. Honestly I'd be fucking stressed trying to get one of those monstrosities around

  26. hes gonna come back any day now and when he does hes gonna kick ur ass

  27. Yeah, he's just gone to the store for milk, he'll be back any minute now

  28. That's a good modern tactic, gamble with tomorrow's money. You'd do well on wall street

  29. Pretty pathetic if free sausage is the motivation you need to go vote.

  30. Oh our voter turn out sucks balls. Would help if we had a candidate worth a damn.

  31. We've all got one. None of my business what yours is

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