I love "technically true" jokes, like:
I'm in this with you.
Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.
- By - quotidian_nightmare
What fact are you Just TIRED of explaining to people?
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
Gives 700 Reddit Coins and a month of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
A glowing commendation for all to see
- By - Rare_Gas_
There’s a whole genre of stand up for this with people like Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg.
Steven wright is so fucking funny
Grand blue, daily lives of highschool boys, gokushufudou, Akiba maid sensou, Tanaka kun wa itsumo kedaruge, blend s
What an absolute coward.
Even worse, I didn’t realize the USA was such a war zone that such merits could be acquired
Grand blue is hilarious. Campfire cooking is still ongoing and it’s pretty enjoyable.
Taliban
treats animals (pets in general) badly
Yeah, I learned this the hard way
The fact that there are fentanyl overdoses tells you there is clearly a market for it. Legalizing recreational drugs won’t make people suddenly stop using it entirely, the market for it will continue to exist as long as it’s made and sold.
Fentanyl is being found in cocaine and lsd and literally every other ‘illegal drug’, those people weren’t even trying to do heroin let alone having preferential choice for fentanyl
Nothing, more spice for us
Hell yeah, suck on my titties, that shit feels great
Mario cart, but with meth
A methwish, if you will
If you want to cook dried beans, you need a pressure cooker. A long soak isn’t enough here.
Just add an hour to the cook time, I don’t presoak beans.
Depends on the blend, they do make some aromatics
The difference between broth and stock is that broth does not use bones. It’s literally the only difference.
But what about bone broth?
It doesn’t exist, that is just stock
Assuming you’re not actually smoking, probably some mix of like sage, rosemary, and some various mint leaves might be nice
Idaten deities
Boku no shobitch
You know, if you add ham it's actually pretty close to a British Carbonarra.
And if a my mother had a the wheels she would be a bicycle
Yea, their place was empty with a sign saying they moved.
They’re just south of the McDonald’s on alameda and broadway
Capital Tea
To me it's: "The fuck is you doin?"
Verbatim
It’s just a sock…but I noticed something strange…getting harder to explain
Damn, sorry to hear that. I''m really hoping that isnt the case for me.
I lost my sense of taste and smell for like 6 months, until I got vaccinated(which i did asap, but wasn’t eligible for that long). My senses started returning during the time period they asked you to wait around after the first dose in case you had an adverse reaction to it. Ymmv
His name is Buck, and he likes to PARTY
Why not have a Marty party?
Even worse, she was disabled.
So just generic police activity
Jelly for Jealous - what are we, 2 years old?
A hotel’s a telly, cell phone’s a celly, jealous is jelly. A food box is your belly.
*Kryppy