TIFU by sending a call from the International Space Station to voicemail
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[I ate] Lobster with fries and mashed potatoes
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Killing your sister for pursuing Dancing and Modeling
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How much she gonna charge for a cup of water I wonder?
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Hungry
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Steve Carrell saying how Michael Scott isn’t an inherently offensive person, he just doesn’t know how the world works, makes me think of this scene.
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This inclusive technology used at Starbucks
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[i ate] Meatballs
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The way these men move like a wave.
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Mike Tyson suprises little girl in boxing ring.
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This man’s take on white pride and black pride (watch until the end)
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the way they makes egg stuffed bread
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Erin was stupid funny
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I like this energy
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Pickles
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Phenomenal recreation of Cuban Pete from The Mask
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Sometimes you just got to dance with the doots.
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this made me smile
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They've always been hypocrites
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He's going to Mars, the trip's going to get defunded, and he'll accidentally end up on a video chat with an intern at Space Force begging her to eat pizza and funyuns for his pleasure because he hasn't seen or spoken to anyone on earth in months.
That show certainly does have some little gems sprinkled here and there.
Why get french fried potatoes AND mashed potatoes?
OP is secretly Irish.
That’s ironic because if this was indeed how a Muslim is supposed to act like then why isn’t the 2 billion other Muslims going around killing people as well?
People don’t get the distinction between the religion as a whole and the individual sects that have spawned as the religion spread. I saw this same kind of anti-Islam rhetoric on posts about the Afghanis and their chai boys previously.
"You'll have some tea... are you sure you don't want any? Aw go on, you'll have some. Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!"
I have cake! There’s cocaine in it!
Yeah, the source is a fucking book by who knows who. Anybody can write a book. It doesn’t mean they properly researched anything. I can self publish a book about the fact that you’re into bestiality and love sucking toes, and then cite that book in an infographic and post it here in this sub.
https://pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/AA70/AA70.htm
I'd love to see the data. I'm curious about the sample size, maximum observed, the standard deviation of the population as well as the mode and inter quartile range. I would love to see how the data is distributed as well, obviously not normal but does it fit some other shape or model? I'm also curious what data they collected on their sample populous and how different the distributions are by age group.
https://pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/AA70/AA70.htm
Chocolate Cheetos...I wonder how that would taste
Korea has similar, but it’s more like the puffy Cheetos (why are the crunchy ones so popular nowadays?) and covered in chocolate dust rather than a liquid chocolate coating. They’re called Ting Choc and they’re delicious.
I wonder if this was pizza from Alfredo's Pizza cafe or pizza by Alfredo?
Well, what’s better? A medium amount of good pizza or all you can eat of pretty good pizza?
Yeah it's always super acidic and over-roasted, even their lightest blends. And their espresso is always too sour for me. That being said, I'm fine with gas station quality when I'm tired, so whatever. Their cold brew isn't bad at least
Yeah I’m not a big fan of their hot coffees, but the nitro cold brew is fairly smooth and doesn’t often taste over-roasted. Mostly I go there for iced tea because I haven’t found a brand of tea bag that tastes the same.
How do I make mashed potatoes like that? Asking for science.
Use a potato ricer. It’s like a giant garlic press.
I would add that you shouldn't hold back on the salt, which is a common mistake.
Totally agree! Especially if you’re using unsalted butter for whatever reason.
I think Gotye caught a lot of people out. His album did great because everyone loved that “Somebody” song but his other music is very much unlike that one song. I know my parents got stung by it!
I think a lot of people had this happen after that one Imagine Dragons song as well.
Imagine Dragons has constantly been in the spotlight for hits though. Their first two albums were insanely good in my opinion whilst Evolve, while still enjoyable, was a lot more commercial. Origins was the worst album they put out but Mercury Act 1 was a banger.
Yeah they’re not terrible. Not really my style, but I can see why people like them. I think a lot of folks were drawn in initially by Radioactive which wasn’t really representative of the style of the rest of the album as I recall.
What makes you say that?
Wow what even was that…
Is it a drug one can get easily and safely?
Safely, yes. Easily, depends. I’m told there are resources on Reddit and various websites that could point you in the right direction.
Nice!
Lol. This is racist boys.
He’s not being racist. It’s a bit reductionist because he’s compressing a very complex topic that could fill many books and take hours upon hours of lecturing to truly explain… and putting that in to a one minute tiktok video.
You're a clown, just be the clown that you are and stop pretending to know what you're talking about,. That's all I can hope for. It's clear that's all you can hope for too.
🤡 honk honk
It sounded like you were done with your last message, but I guess not. On top of being a clown, you're a clown that gets riled up when you don't get the last word in. It won't assuage the rage you're feeling.
I’m actually in a perfectly good mood, not feeling any negative emotions at all. I just think you’re funny and I honestly have nothing better to do at the moment than wait for your reply.
Yes, most people do not know the song is about comforting a woman.
What… how? It’s very obviously that. How could anyone get any other meaning from “hush little darling don’t shed no tears” and “everything is gonna be alright”??
hey what the heck are you talking about
Hey this guy hasn’t heard about the bird!
They haven’t heard?
I was under the impression that everybody’s heard.
Did you meet him or something
It’s been a while. I was living in Manhattan and we had a mutual friend before he took over The Daily Show. I don’t wanna put too many people’s business out there, but yeah I did not enjoy our interactions, and our mutual friend ended up breaking off contact with him because of his behavior.
That reminds me of the time when I met him in the place, with the people and he said the thing that I didn't really agree with. Since then me and the people stopped seeing him in that place and now that I've gotten it off my chest, I hope you can see why I don't agree with the thing
I’m not exactly sure what point you’re trying to make here, but if your goal when you woke up this morning was to go act like a fuckwit on the internet, you’ve definitely accomplished it. Good for you.
Hm. I disagree; the vast cost of something like a burger is in the Patty itself, and cheese. Pickles? Lay em on there. And if this is the ticket and not the menu, most Point of Sale systems I've ever used would have any custom adds (Like, "add lots o pickles") as a separate line item, potentially as a miscellaneous item. I don't know.
This looks like an order slip from an online order with a customer note or “special request.”
Literally have boobs in this video.
Ahaha I just watched your hydraulic press video, that shit is hilarious. Glad you kept it up!
I was in a punk band like blink 182 for the middle school talent show. we ended up winning best musicians.
I feel like the only blink-182 song I’d have felt comfortable performing at a school talent show is Built This Pool, but alas it was not released until many years after my punk phase.
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Twitter OP is a comedian…
One of my favorite compliments was when I was going to the salon to get my eyebrows done. I was walking from the parking lot to my car and passed a man. He stopped me and said "excuse me, I just wanted to say you look really pretty today" and kept walking. Nice compliment and wasn't creepy. Kudos to you random man!
I make it a point to say something nice to everyone whenever I can, when it’s obviously appropriate in the situation. Compliment cashiers on their nails or pieces of flair, ask questions about people’s tattoos, tell them their eye makeup is on point, whatever. Little things like that tend to brighten someone’s day when you’re not a fucking creep about it.
Tmi, but just standing next to his wax figure made girl parts react.
And guy parts too, don’t play
God damn you ghost of tsushima , if it weren’t for you i could have had a girlfriend .
You got the better end of the deal my man. Jin can give you what she can’t.
They’re not that toxic. Iirc tomatine levels in the leaves and green tomatoes are damn close, and people eat the shit out of fried green tomatoes all the time. It can cause GI irritation but you’d have to eat something like a pound of tomato leaves to get a toxic dose of tomatine.
Two pounds of green tomato in a single sitting would be enough to cause serious worry. And the way most midwesterners eat…I’m surprised it doesn’t happen more often.
I read that as “two rounds” and thought you meant two slices of green tomato could cause problems and I was getting worried. Love fried green tomatoes.
Yeah I’m right there with you. I reckon I’d probably still eat them even if they were a bit more poisonous. Worth it!