theitchcockblock

Eat a raw tentacle from a Portuguese man o war , catch it in the nearby Setúbal waters and put your tastebuds there

Every hardcore northern regionalist dream in Portugal

There's something wrong here, Pao de ló as the Portuguese entry in this list. I welcome the person who made this to spend some time in Portugal and try to decide which desert is best!!

Pão de ló de ovar is the superior pao de lo they got this right

What is Portugal's, bull fighter?

Firefighter which is bs probably most searched occupation but not for the reason guy who did this chart thinks

The ones down ( not the one on the left ) look like above average Spanish girls

What makes a woman unattractive according to men here;

I think some of them are delusional being over 25 , sleeping with more than one person is an utopia usually virgin women are ugly women who are asexual , best is someone that has a low body count but good luck finding a attractive woman with 0 or 1 in her body count .Also having a career is a double edge sword for me is a metric to usually evaluate intelligence but also I want a woman who wants to have kids and build a relationship, career women for me are not a bad thing but they usually end up being more picky because they are good earners. Agree on the rest , men especially hate feminist women with attitude or high confidence / dominant which is more valuable for women and despised for men .Oh btw what’s wrong with makeup ? Don’t we like women who dress up well and are beautiful when meeting us ? The only downside might be seeing her without makeup after …

Well speaking for myself but I think for many guys as well , having a girlfriend with no friends can be claustrophobic for you , but a girl with a very strong social life will be more likely to get bored of you and/ or cheat … best is her having a close group of friends that all have boyfriends and that are shy and don’t club at all

Oh yea? I wonder why.

Warsaw has good Italian restaurants but fast food pizza is not cheap and tastes slightly worse than in my origin country ( Portugal )

Vitinha sucks absolute ass

Lol was best midfield for the furstv3,4 months and now he sucks

Psg got a declining Danilo this guy was way faster and physical dominant when he played as a CDM in porto the season before he got bought , now it makes more sense to play him as a center back

Me: “Ah good, Doctor Smith, huh? I can finally suffer that stroke I’ve been itching to have.”

Dr: Smith : He is having a stroke on the key of D major

with her from Germany.

I got her in Poland haha

Ricky Steamboat

She-Leader

shittyfoodporn

Subterranean homesick alien spiritual successor

Decks Dark

Bingo

Poor woman. She is stuck with a man 4 points below her league.

Well if the base of comparison are Philippino men and you are not being based exclusively on looks it’s a quite different scenario

This is an easy way out for any guy who struggles with women so why not

98% of Portugal's gold belongs to Brazil >:(

More like Jews but this not help their narrative

Portugal took 800 metric tons of gold from Brazil just in the 18th century.

Unlike most Brazilian people think due to excessive meming the majority of Portuguese gold is from around the 2nd World war Era due to Jewish deposits

I’m pretty sure op does not know half of the countries in blue

Confesso que só conheço o Nuno Lopes foi comigo ao dia de defesa nacional

Chance to win the trophy we won 20 months ago that your poverty league won once in the last 40 years

Twice idiot * without Russian gas money

Damn, once in the last 30 years then.

If we count Europa leagues/ Uefa we have as much international trophies as you in the last 23 years

Disliked this guy but both our mediocre fullbacks have been improving a lot

Whatever you think of the show it has really nice tracks like khazad dum and numenor

Não gosto de redes sociais o meu eleitorado só vê o preço certo -Santos Silva

Têm um ar mais feliz do que os tugas licenciados em Portugal.

Quando são jogadores de futebol milionários è fácil de perceber porquê

È paradoxal mas quem mais quer as jornadas da juventude em Portugal são os velhos