people seem to be very curious about his poop. is honeslty nothing special, he poops the same as a regular dog, hes just built large. hes on a raw fed diet so his body uses a lot of what he eats so theres not much waste. he also doesnt need to eat too much now because like most big dogs hes quite slow and has energy in short bursts. we have a Staffordshire bull terrior that keeps him on his toes and mothers him.
OP says the dog is raw fed so the poop is probably relatively manageable. If you feed your pets food like kibble, there is more unuseable material in it so the poops are bigger and smellier. Better food = smaller, less stinky poop
Pretty normal in Mastiff's or any other large breed. My mastiff has them too because he can't (won't?) slowly get down on the floor and instead just plops down all at once.
I remember my parents telling me a story of how they wanted either a Newfoundland or a saint Bernard, until they went to a friends house with a couple of newfies and there were slobber marks on the ceiling lol
Absolute unit does not need to mean clinically obese but ok. That dog has no waist. He should have a defined waist and be lean. He will live longer if he's kept at a lighter weight.
hate to be a Reddit hater but that dog is def on the obese side, you should be able to feel ribs easily and he should have a curve to the stomach, regardless of the breed.
This brings a traumatic experience of my to mind. Once me and my boyfriend decided to have sex at my house since my parents are away. We were doing foreplay on for a good 15 minutes.. I was giving him head while he was lying down with his eyes closed. Then all of sudden, my 6.5 ft tall, 290 lbs Great Dane came over and stuck his penis in my anus from behind. It was the one of the worse experience ever. My Great Dane started humping me and I was just yelling. My BF was just sitting there shocked. He tried to move the dog but the dog would not bulge. Suddenly I felt a sticky warm fluid in my anus. My Great Dane finally came off and I realized he just finished breeding with me. I sat there shocke crying and my boyfriend just hugged me. I was so disgusted. I thought I could be pregnant and I was so scared. What if my babies had dog heads and human bodies? How would i explain that to my parents?
Few years back, went to a Bob Dylan concert at an outdoor venue in central Massachusetts. Before concert, before the audience arrived, he was seen taking his two mastiffs for a walk in the park away from the tour buses. Big dogs. Smaller Dylan.
I hope his name is meatloaf
The Notorious D.O.G.
Or Gargantor
I had a dog named meatloaf as a kid. Named by yours truly when I was 5.
It's Bernie. Bernard when he's naughty. (Per OP)
Hercules
Looks like you’re in his seat and he’s doing one of those “well I’ll just sit here anyways”
thats exactly it. he likes to look out of the window
It's a Lap dog. OP is the whole lap.
My moms 1st dog was like that. Not this big but a sizable dog. We would always say he think he is a lap dog because he was just jump up like this.
This was my exact thought, this dude obviously came to visit and took his chair.
Lol what does he eat ? Small dogs?
Postmen?
hes raw fed, so almost!
Whatever the hell he wants.
People food has a different meaning for this pup.
Imagine what he poops
https://imgur.com/7bM1r
Babe Ruth baseballs
And small people.
The real question is does he poop more then a person?
Junkyard intruders. Bones ‘n all.
At that size, he can eat the dude holding him. Not sure he'd even have to chew.
You mean regular dogs?
How big is the poop?
people seem to be very curious about his poop. is honeslty nothing special, he poops the same as a regular dog, hes just built large. hes on a raw fed diet so his body uses a lot of what he eats so theres not much waste. he also doesnt need to eat too much now because like most big dogs hes quite slow and has energy in short bursts. we have a Staffordshire bull terrior that keeps him on his toes and mothers him.
I bet it's bigger than mine
No poop all food is converted to body mass.
Bigger than a full adult Bono?
Gotta be at least 50 courics. Bono would cower in fear.
Snow Shovel poop scoop
Usually about as big as the tail.
Larger than life
so big it need a poopknife of its own
OP says the dog is raw fed so the poop is probably relatively manageable. If you feed your pets food like kibble, there is more unuseable material in it so the poops are bigger and smellier. Better food = smaller, less stinky poop
welp, I won't be robbing this house anytime soon
And you’re also canadian :o
Fools elbow is like a tennis ball
its a fluid build up, he only sleeps on hard floor because its cool, we've tried many different beds but none are as good as the floor
Pretty normal in Mastiff's or any other large breed. My mastiff has them too because he can't (won't?) slowly get down on the floor and instead just plops down all at once.
Yea all mastiffs get this.
That is a very large dog!
he's only just turned 1 and weighs 78kg
The Sandlot ⚾
Hercules 🥺
What I was thinking. So found this old clip.
Exactly what I was thinking ⚾️
Yup. Had to scroll too far down for this.
You're killin' me, Smalls.
That was an English mastiff. This is a French mastiff.
HOOCH!
What?
Sup?
You're gonna need about three more Tom Hanks'.
I see he thinks he’s a lap dog. I’m kidding. All dogs are lap dogs.
all dogs are lap dogs if your brave enough
Dog? I think you meant bear.
I bet he’s good at guarding baseballs that fly into the yard.
you win good sir
What breed of dog is that?
dogue de bordeaux, we have had others of the same breed but they were all smaller, he's just exceptional it seems
Get ready for it to fling slobber missiles all over your house.
I remember my parents telling me a story of how they wanted either a Newfoundland or a saint Bernard, until they went to a friends house with a couple of newfies and there were slobber marks on the ceiling lol
biglapdogs
I need to cuddle this bear
hes super soft and very cuddly
Clifford?
Need a banana for scale
Nice to see mythical creatures still live in the is realm
hounds of shadow
Thats a HUGE Dogue De Bordeaux. Beautiful animal.
I think he eats better than you bro.
i get jealous some times when i see the lean meat he gets
Lap dog!
I don’t know this dog but I love him. However, I bet you could bottle those farts and sell them to the military.
I bet he teleports Inhumans
Very big Dogue De Bordeaux. Beautiful dog breed and lovely companions.
Lmfao is that you? you have the look of "Im loving the shit out of this but i might leave with one leg...could...you just...shift a bit..."
100% accurate. the cuddles are so nice but they can only last for so long before my limbs lose all feeling
Have you tried carrying him like a baby?
only if i want to out my back out
Pretty sure a bear would at least think twice before even looking that boy.
The smell in that house must be something else.
Fuck man I saw this one right after that
Lmao same now my head hurts even more
Don't let that dog around you when genitals are out.
Can you still walk after that?
i could, my arm under him was slowly getting crushed, i moved it just after the picture was taken
You are in his chair. Take the hint.
Absolute unit does not need to mean clinically obese but ok. That dog has no waist. He should have a defined waist and be lean. He will live longer if he's kept at a lighter weight.
That is scary
My Great Dane used to sit on me about like this. Less cuddly.
Browsing
Such a beautiful dog, is it a douge de Bordeaux??
I asked that too, seams like it is, beautiful breed, I have a couple myself
Hooch!!
Love that they still think they're lap dogs
Das a big woofer
What breed is this? He looks a lot like a dogue de bordeaux, the dog from turner & hooch
Aw heck, there was a hooman under me this whole time!
Chernobyl
Clifford
That is not a dog. That is a moose.
Pretty sure thats a fucking bear.
That good boi walks his owners, not the other way around
I used to be overweight, I can't believe there's this dog that's now heavier than me! wow!
D O G G O!
i dont know what’s cuter. you or the dog
Boof!
That’s just Hercules from The Sandlot
I was gonna say what an absolute unit and then saw the sub's name lmao
Mr. Chonky McChonkson. :)
hate to be a Reddit hater but that dog is def on the obese side, you should be able to feel ribs easily and he should have a curve to the stomach, regardless of the breed.
This brings a traumatic experience of my to mind. Once me and my boyfriend decided to have sex at my house since my parents are away. We were doing foreplay on for a good 15 minutes.. I was giving him head while he was lying down with his eyes closed. Then all of sudden, my 6.5 ft tall, 290 lbs Great Dane came over and stuck his penis in my anus from behind. It was the one of the worse experience ever. My Great Dane started humping me and I was just yelling. My BF was just sitting there shocked. He tried to move the dog but the dog would not bulge. Suddenly I felt a sticky warm fluid in my anus. My Great Dane finally came off and I realized he just finished breeding with me. I sat there shocke crying and my boyfriend just hugged me. I was so disgusted. I thought I could be pregnant and I was so scared. What if my babies had dog heads and human bodies? How would i explain that to my parents?
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for £500, please.
WOW.
He's so big, it's unreal!
Tiny human
That is one sizeable dog.
That looks like a small horse.
Awww a little puppy
Wait that is a dog ?!
Dudes shits must be huge.
The ultimate snuggle buddy
Whats that on his elbow?
fluid where he insists on sleeping on the cooler hard floor than the soft beds provided or soft cool gel beds for him.
This guy weighs more that you, bro! wtf!
The Beast!!
He looks like a dogue de bordeaux with some saint bernard
What breed is he? Is his breed originally large like this?
His name is hooch.
Rogue de Bordeaux?
Indoor dog? 🤨
No matter how big, they’re still puppies at heart.
Oj va stor hund😂😂
You better go return that bear, OP, their mom is on the warpath rn
Looks like you didn’t get to see anything else.
That is a bear sir not a dog
I hope his name is beef.
Your typical lapdog
big cats food
Big Poops 💩
Thicc boi
Thank god its not a great dane! (shoutout to the other popular thread!)
Banned in 10 countries
The Moose of the Baskervilles.
WOW. How much does it weigh?
Omg who can afford to feed it? And who has to pick up his poo.
plot twist: the man is only 3 ft 5 and this is a miniature room for the dog
DA BIG MON
Maybe he lets you sleep at the and of his bed.
Now that's a BIG OL' UNIT!
Let's all be honest you should be sitting in his lap
Your parents must have a ton of baseballs buried in the backyard…
World's largest lap dog?
Dis is a big guard. She protec.
He eats Fromm The Family.
How much bigger will he get??!! OP mentioned he's just 1 😦
Oh Jesus, is this a Great Dane? 😳
BIGGEST BEEFY BOI 😍
Hello,
He a big boi so he needs extra pats and pets :3
Well you are in his seat.🤷🏻♂️
They tried to replace you.
My dog had the elbow condition. They took a sample and tested it and put her on inflammation meds and so far it has reduced in size and pressure
This is the dog I want. This is it.
Imagine walking this beast when he sees a cat...
That’s not a dog. That’s a semi with fur.
That's quite a large dog.
Damn and here I am thinking my 9kg dachshund is too big to be a lap dog sometimes
What does he poop😬
That’s no dog…It’s a space station.
Where is the dog? Under the bear?
Do your parents hire a company to clean up after him or are they themselves licensed to operate heavy machinery?
His kankle is the size of a baseball
Holy shit
Imagine the drool
That dog is fkn mastiff
Ohh..Absolutely so big dog lovely!!
Dogue de Bordeaux?
Do your parents want some more visitors?
I will forever love big dogs lol how old is he anyway?
Few years back, went to a Bob Dylan concert at an outdoor venue in central Massachusetts. Before concert, before the audience arrived, he was seen taking his two mastiffs for a walk in the park away from the tour buses. Big dogs. Smaller Dylan.