I can tell you from experience that shit hurt like hell. They bite super hard one and have crazy sharp teeth almost blinded my cat and bit me when I went to help him out. I shot it and took the head with me took the cat to the vet. I’ll never think they are cute again.
Yeah they're one of the worst poultry killers ever. They don't even eat the bird, they just need a space large enough to reach those little ACTUAL hands in, they grab the bird, decapitate it, reach in and grab the crop and just eat that. Leave the whole rest of the decapitated bird there. Fucking hate them.
I used to think they were cute, too. Not any more. They’re gross globs of fur and teeth. Not to mention entitled and rude! Always stealing your pets food and moving into the crawl space above the garage. Get a life, raccoon!!
Fun fact: of all the people who have gotten rabies and not recieved a post-bite vaccination, there has been only one succeful treatment of rabies ever. That means there is a single sole survivor of rabies after becoming sumptomatic. This was accomplished by using a method called the Milwaukie protocol, which basically consisted of putting the patient into a pharmacological coma for two weeks and allowing the body to more effectively create the necessary antibodies.
10-40k? Damn!! That is a ton of money! I checked the rates for the shots in India where I live and it comes to less than 50 dollars in private hospitals .. plus it's free at govt hospitals... How is it so expensive in the US?
Adding to this, in the US, the health department will order the shots for you and administer them for free if you are low income. Don't let the price scare you away from seeking treatment. I had the shots last year from being bitten by an unknown dog.
Momma bear instincts are the real deal. Unfortunately so are rabies shots which I highly, HIGHLY recommend after seeing this raccoon's aggressive behavior.
But it's important to remember, those things are all skin. They can practicly turn around inside themselves. Unless you have a firm grip on a bone, like, say, the skull, it can turn and bite you.
Rabies shots are not fun. I’ve given them a few times in my ER. It comes as two boxes that contains vials for immunoglobulin and the vaccine. You infiltrate the wound with immunoglobulin as much as you can with injections. If your fully infiltrated, the rest can go in a proximal intramuscular location like the deltoid or thigh. Lastly, you get the vaccination in the other arm/extremity.
Panic. More than likely, her motor skills had become degraded as a result of panic and adrenaline. Your arms and hands are the first things to go as your vision narrows.
Remember when your child was screaming from being attacked by a raccoon so you grab the raccoon which started biting and clawing you? You don’t because it didn’t happen to you. Monday morning quarterbacking her actions is some Reddit keyboard warrior bullshit. Momma did just fine.
bats are the really scary ones, bite so small you most likely wont notice. If one is in your house its a good rule to just go and get shots and the bat tested.( most likely wouldve bit during sleep)
Sorry gang. I'm not reading through all the comments to verify but, I doubt I'm first to note that mom's got a set o' warlocks barely restrained by that tank top.
The problem with raccoons is the 80/20…..I’m pulling numbers out of my ass but I bet the 5-10% of the pop that get rabies pretty much encompass 90% of the attacks.
I would've smashed that thing into a seizure, why just throw it? It might attack someone else or spread rabies but on the other hand rabies blood pooling around your doorstep might also cause issues.
Once, when i was little, there was an emperor scorpion on my foot. I kicked it up over my head. My moms mom instincts kicked in, she ran an and grabbed and threw it in the bathtub
My grandpa was 6 in 1907 and was bitten by a rabid dog. He had to go get 21 shots one a day in the stomach. It was still relatively a new vaccine for humans. I’m lucky to be here.
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Y’all got rabies
I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my raccoon, and you have rabies.
Someone posted a story in another thread saying that they got their shots.
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Should have kept the racoon to test it.
Its like an Oprah show... "You got rabies, you got rabies, everyone has rabies!"
Yup, that’s going to be a painful next few weeks of shots.
And the raccoon just walks right back into their trash can.
I can tell you from experience that shit hurt like hell. They bite super hard one and have crazy sharp teeth almost blinded my cat and bit me when I went to help him out. I shot it and took the head with me took the cat to the vet. I’ll never think they are cute again.
damn... that sounds fucking traumatic. was kitty okay?
I hate that people think they are cute. They will decapitate pets for fun. Raccoons are dangerous as hell.
Why... why did you take the head? With you
Yeah they're one of the worst poultry killers ever. They don't even eat the bird, they just need a space large enough to reach those little ACTUAL hands in, they grab the bird, decapitate it, reach in and grab the crop and just eat that. Leave the whole rest of the decapitated bird there. Fucking hate them.
We had some pets racoon a while back, amazing pet. But those things are STRONG
I used to think they were cute, too. Not any more. They’re gross globs of fur and teeth. Not to mention entitled and rude! Always stealing your pets food and moving into the crawl space above the garage. Get a life, raccoon!!
so you shot a racoon and severed its head?
No they are nasty fucks.
for anyone who ever needs this info:
Fun fact: of all the people who have gotten rabies and not recieved a post-bite vaccination, there has been only one succeful treatment of rabies ever. That means there is a single sole survivor of rabies after becoming sumptomatic. This was accomplished by using a method called the Milwaukie protocol, which basically consisted of putting the patient into a pharmacological coma for two weeks and allowing the body to more effectively create the necessary antibodies.
$10,000 to $200,000?!?!
10-40k? Damn!! That is a ton of money! I checked the rates for the shots in India where I live and it comes to less than 50 dollars in private hospitals .. plus it's free at govt hospitals... How is it so expensive in the US?
Yup, I'm on Reddit. This type of comment is made all the time when rabies is mentioned.
A nice video about the virus:
I mean to be fair even if you don’t get rabies, you will die
This is immediate post bite?
So if you can't afford thay, then just die I guess?
Wait, does that mean you have to go broke to simply not die in the USA?
It’s not 100% fatal actually. There are multiple survival cases from unvaccinated people surviving rabies.
TIL if I get rabies I'll just let myself die
i'm sorry but
ER treatment for me would be $150
Where do you see this mythical 10-40k? I read treatment is 4-7k
This is one of my favorite Reddit comments.
Adding to this, in the US, the health department will order the shots for you and administer them for free if you are low income. Don't let the price scare you away from seeking treatment. I had the shots last year from being bitten by an unknown dog.
Hi, don't take a trip to houston, go get the shots as fast as possible at your local ER
Momma bear instincts are the real deal. Unfortunately so are rabies shots which I highly, HIGHLY recommend after seeing this raccoon's aggressive behavior.
But it's important to remember, those things are all skin. They can practicly turn around inside themselves. Unless you have a firm grip on a bone, like, say, the skull, it can turn and bite you.
Time for a rabies booster!
Rabies shots are not fun. I’ve given them a few times in my ER. It comes as two boxes that contains vials for immunoglobulin and the vaccine. You infiltrate the wound with immunoglobulin as much as you can with injections. If your fully infiltrated, the rest can go in a proximal intramuscular location like the deltoid or thigh. Lastly, you get the vaccination in the other arm/extremity.
thats a fat racc
That little girl’s screams hurt my momma heart. Poor baby! Way to go mama bear!
That girl has zero self-preservation instincts
Get in the fucking house already!
Lol that raccoon was SHOOK when right before he got yeeted
https://i.imgur.com/5ZPcsoT.png
"It's a rabid raccoon! Get in the house!"
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Damn. You're one tough dude!
Gottdammit! I didn't realize that I had my volume ALLL THE WAY UP. My poor dog just ran into my fan darting outta here. 😂😔
Read that as 'ran outta here farting'.
For a moment I thought she was gonna fuck the thing up by slamming it on one of the metal poles
Yeah she needs to get Racoon-Fu Training, she should have stomped that things spine or beaten it it against the posts.
just absolutely body that mf Doom that shit and start going ham on it
Satisfying yeet
Should have slammed directly into the ground. Why risk getting bitten to softly toss it away?
Panic. More than likely, her motor skills had become degraded as a result of panic and adrenaline. Your arms and hands are the first things to go as your vision narrows.
Remember when your child was screaming from being attacked by a raccoon so you grab the raccoon which started biting and clawing you? You don’t because it didn’t happen to you. Monday morning quarterbacking her actions is some Reddit keyboard warrior bullshit. Momma did just fine.
I think she just wanted it as far away from her as possible as Fast as possible. I think she did great
Swing it right into one of those posts.
That kid needs to learn getting inside means getting the fuck inside right now. Jesus, fucking slow motion over here.
There are people that got 'brushed' by bats that bumped into them and then contracted rabies afterwards. They didn't know they'd been bitten.
bats are the really scary ones, bite so small you most likely wont notice. If one is in your house its a good rule to just go and get shots and the bat tested.( most likely wouldve bit during sleep)
She threw out the trash….panda.
Lmao he was like “not the hair bitch noooo”
Momma bear took care of it
you get rabies shots! And you get rabies shots!
YEET
I hope they’re ok
These outtakes from Guardians of the Galaxy 3 look crazy
Reminds me of when Kevin Rose yeeted a raccoon after it attacked his doggo.
Hope they got Shots ASAP.
OMG I had no idea been bitten by a raccoon gave you enormous fucking tits
Prime example for having a loaded .22 by your door.
That is my worst fucking nightmare. Jesus that kid is probably scarred for life.
Would have continually either slammed against the wall or floor. Hulk style.
HULK SMASH TRASHPANDA!
Rabies is scary as fuck. Good on the mom for stepping up.
Does no one think to stomp the little fucker? There is no way I'd reach down to grab it.
rabies shot
Yeeted that raccoon into the middle of next week!
how much you wanna bet PETA saw this and took it outta context and harrassed her
Here comes the rabies story…
I’d be really tempted to stomp that thing
But like, get in the Fucking house
How come these white ppl can’t handle a simple raccoon situation
Shut up racist
How many raccoons have you dispatched?
Love the toss!
I thought raccoons were cute, cuddly and friendly creatures, like kokoas, i'm devastated..
This one had rabies which makes them basically lose their minds, crazy stuff
That raccoons just like let me go you crazy bitch.
Just throwing it away wasn’t smart, should’ve figured out a way to contain it and then go get tested for rabies
I know this probably hurt a few people and wasn't a fun experience but I laughed a little bit watching this
Geez. Great job ma’am, now head to the ER and get rabies shots immediately.
Maaaaan I was hoping she would smash it off that pole so badly 😂
I would have lost control if it had attacked my daughter or son and stomped it’s head open :/
I suggest a fun run for rabies
the yeet also mom kinda cute.
lmagine what a good-ass mom would have done, eh?
Did anyone else laugh their ass off?
Sorry gang. I'm not reading through all the comments to verify but, I doubt I'm first to note that mom's got a set o' warlocks barely restrained by that tank top.
She’s a natural with naturals.
Wow, this is surprising after seeing that guy on YouTube feeding about 50 raccoons hot dog sausages on his porch. I thought they were friendly.
Rabies
The problem with raccoons is the 80/20…..I’m pulling numbers out of my ass but I bet the 5-10% of the pop that get rabies pretty much encompass 90% of the attacks.
Would of been dope if she punted it.. AND THE EXTRA POINT IS GOOD !
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.
Mama bear to the rescue!!
Rabies shots all around!
Rabies shots for everyone!
Lol that darn trash panda was holding on for dear life.
Lol, Rabid! You’ll got them rabies?!
Time for a rabies shot
Now they both need rabies shots 💉💉
Hope she got checked for rabies.
Raccoon looking like he’s going in for round 2 at the end
I mean, kind of? It says they should get prop. And that it can be discontinued if the test is negative.
YEET
If you’re bitey they’re bitey. Let them inside.
Well raccoons tried to get in our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom!
Seems Rocket has been getting busy in his build up for Guardians 3
Well. There’s two people getting rabies shots.
Whatdyu think would’ve happened if the mom never came?
Dang she squeezed the life out of its neck
Would’ve put him in a stew
I was half expecting her to slam the racoon on the pole like kratos lol
Im not gonna sugarcoat it: Tail grab + swing like a baseball bat + brick wall
I love raccoons. But that trash panda needs to be made into a hat if it attacked my kid.
It may have had rabies.
Yeet!
lmao, bruh still wanted smoke.
Damn, I'm surprised she didn't start slamming that thing to the ground Loki-style by its hind legs. Or would that be Hulk-style?
That looks pretty big damn. Are they normally that size? It looks like a small dog.
I’ve survived many street fights, but let tell you this.. if I throw a rock at a raccoon or a squirrel and they come chasing me; I’m screaming louder.
Poor kid. Good job mom. Unfortunately, all the PETA nuts will be after her.
Smash the fucker against the post damnit
Down vote me if you want, but the daughter has NO survival skills. She had neither fight, nor flight. What the hell was she doing? Go inside.
a true yeet
Get ready for the cringe texas rangers stories on "what I'd have done".
Let's go Jack Jack show him
Say what you will. The raccoon kinda cute 🦝
Get your kid checked for rabies
Guardians 3 looks crazy
I would've smashed that thing into a seizure, why just throw it? It might attack someone else or spread rabies but on the other hand rabies blood pooling around your doorstep might also cause issues.
Gah damn. That Mom is a fucking BEAST!
Once, when i was little, there was an emperor scorpion on my foot. I kicked it up over my head. My moms mom instincts kicked in, she ran an and grabbed and threw it in the bathtub
My grandpa was 6 in 1907 and was bitten by a rabid dog. He had to go get 21 shots one a day in the stomach. It was still relatively a new vaccine for humans. I’m lucky to be here.