The very smallest red dwarfs can live for trillions of years. :) They cook their hydrogen fuel very slowly and over low temperatures. Talk about stretching your rations!
My now wife took so long to respond to me that the people I could see past her went from hands over face “awwwwwww” to closing their fists “ohhhhhhh”. Touch quiet.
My MD put me on what I called the "cheeseburger and onion ring" diet. You like spinach? No more spinach for you. You love Brussels Sprouts? No more Brussels Sprouts. You actually like Kale? No more kale. You make cole slaw with extra cabbage? No. Etc.
sooooo true, also, if you want a better tasting zucchini, gently press the bottom part (the round part, not the green star-shaped thing (english isn't my first language)), the harder it is, the better the zucchini will taste
Vegetables. You would think more=better but the bigger they are the less flavor there is and the texture gets weird. For certain veggies at least. Zucchini for example.
I went to school in India. In middle school, I once had a class size of 105 students and it was hell! I'm not even going to talk about the bad teacher/student ratio, but literally the classroom size.
Came here to say this. Anyone who's ever been pregnant has has that thought of what if this baby doesn't fit through that hole? C-sections suck. Emergency C-sections when you are 10cm dilated and the baby is stuck are terrifying.
Yes. This. I birthed two big-headed boys. First got stuck and was an emergency C-section. Second was an excruciating vaginal birth. Issues prevented an epidural. I will say that their giant heads meant they truly had big brains. Both were HS valedictorians.
Yeah man. My mam had to give birth to my 11 pound 9 and a half brother. He was only 2 weeks late and induced. They nearly had to push him back up and she could have bled out. They needed to dislocate his shoulder just to get his head out and raised my mam's entire body up. They literally cut my mam so much she didn't have seperate holes for birth and toilet... he was 60cm long and my 5 year old self was barely taller lol. She didn't even have an epidural.
It depends on the debt tbh. Credit card debt is a big no no. But If you take out a multi million dollar loan and buy commercial or residential properties (something that pays itself off and let's you collect some money for yourself) you'll never really be in debt. And when the property pays itself off just take out another loan against that property and now you have a shit load of money that you'll never have to pay tax on because it's a loan. It's not capital gains.
I’ve never experienced a large shit that has hurt. The only ones that hurt are the little balls that take 10 minutes to come out, the giant logs slide out pretty easily and effortlessly. I can take two seconds on the toilet and shit one as big as my arm easily, but then when I’m in the bathroom for 15 minutes, those little kernels of shit come out
I was once in Italy and had to spend 4-5 hours trying to pass a shit I can only assume The universe had intended for a large hippopotamus or a small Blue whale.
When I was a teen a friend and I decided that since rice crispy treats were so good we should make huge ones. We mixed a whole box of rice crispies and made one that was 5" thick and a foot square. We cut it in quarters and ate our fill .
Your mistake was not adding some fruity pebbles to the mix. The stomache ache would still be there, but the delicious taste would remain. now I must make rice krispy treats
Its a bit more complicated than that, those big tanks came after the germans started losing the war, they were in a position where they have to do something or they will lose.
To say something that isn't necessarily obvious: cruise ships. These lumbering behemoths that cruise lines have been building don't really lead to a more enjoyable experience for passengers: they're overcrowded, impersonal and the desperation to pack in more and more "activities" actually can make a vacation more stressful. Plus, they are environmental disasters.
I’d say 10 x 100 passenger cruise ships would be much worse for the environment than 1 x 1000. Not only that, it’d be impossible to cater for the large demand of tourists using small ships.
Personal care products. Better quality products tend to be more concentrated or have less filler ingredients, so you need less product for the same results. I notice this with moisturizer especially.
& shampoo conditioner! They take most of the "water" additive out & you only need a small amount. Your hair is already wet with water so it activates the product
The trick is to do less than they recommend. I’ve seen some work that actually looks nice, and it’s always because they do a tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny amount. Anything more and you look like a molted Barbie.
There a video on youtube where this surgeon talks about the amount of filler they use should be less than what actually comes in the box. They're finding that they're moving around and what not which causes the lips to get duck shaped.
Being extremely tall, being over 6’8 and just being a normal dude that doesn’t play sports professionally sucks. Have to pay extreme prices for clothes and shoes that fit, have to duck to get into buildings, and your feet always dangle off on any bed you sleep in.
There is definitely a bell curve on penis size. My wife says "Giant dicks are like Lamborghinis...they're cool to look at, but you wouldn't want to drive one every day."
Boobs. The bigger they are the more back pain you have and the more thirsty guys start drooling over them without giving a shit about your personality.
When I was a G cup, I couldn’t wear whatever I wanted, I was being stared at and my back was in pain constantly. Now I’m a C cup and I’m never looking back. I can wear whatever I want and my back doesn’t hurt. People also look at my eyes rather than my chest.
My wife has large breasts, and when she tells me I should try carrying them around for a day, I reach around from behind her and heft them and say "alright bet. Where we going?"
Legit, pen***s. I know someone who has an 8 and a half incher and was thick too, he struggles to keep women because its legit just too uncomfortable for some women to handle, even if it fulfills a fantasy. I know some men who have a really good/average size and shape that work really well and yet they still think they would be better if they were bigger. This just isn't true. I know it sounds like a massive cliche or like a piece of sympathetic advice for insecure men, but it really is true. Guys, it really is how you use it.
Fellas, prepare for a biology lesson. Ahem... The female vaginal canal is only 5 inches long in most cases, with arousal dictating how willing it is to accept bigger items (unaroused tightens, causing pain as it tries prevent breeding, aroused loosens, accepting larger sizes as the body prepares to accept seed). Ergo, while some women do like a big cock cos they want to feel their innards abused, it's actually agony for certain women. Some women, if confronted with a foot-long in the bedroom, will only be able to take half at most. It's not a matter of "It'll fit eventually", it's a biological shutdown, they'll be in pain if you try and that pain will cause tightening, which could cause tearing, which causes bleeding, which means they'll never want to fuck you again.
what most people don't realize: just like there is a penis size distribution.. there's a vagina size distribution. and the two closely track each other (vagina size just slightly larger on average. which makes sense)
Yeah, I’m slightly irritated at all the “lots of bad thing is bad” type comments. That’s obviously not interesting or helpful. And then people are upvoting it???
Bills
Disagree. I think the Bills offensive line would be better if bigger
Dollars? Hats? Buffalo? Congressional? Ducks?
Blood pressure
Doctor said my blood pressure is big.
Stars. The giant ones die quickly, the small ones can live for billions of years
The very smallest red dwarfs can live for trillions of years. :) They cook their hydrogen fuel very slowly and over low temperatures. Talk about stretching your rations!
Kinda like trees - the slower they grow, the longer they live, typically. Look at the trees in the tundra
Pill sizes
Good news! It’s a suppository.
"It's time for THE PILL!"
Maybe I’m weird but I actually have a harder time with smaller pills. If they’re big I can just pretend it’s piece of food lol
The length of silence after you ask someone to marry you
My sister said she wanted to think about it.
oddlyspecific
Story time?
You didn't propose the way I wanted you to, so I'm not talking to you until you figure out what you did wrong!
Thats pretty specific
I had to wait almost a year from when I asked my now ex-wife until she said yes.
My friend has a 5 year silence after he asked his girl to marry him. After 5 years she hasn’t said a word to him. Granted she’s mute though.
My now wife took so long to respond to me that the people I could see past her went from hands over face “awwwwwww” to closing their fists “ohhhhhhh”. Touch quiet.
Leak in your Roof
Mostly. But a tiny leak is more difficult to find. If you have a leak, you want it to be big enough to find and repair.
Or even worse, a leek on your roof
Kidney stones
Omg yeah those hurt.
Unless you're my coworker, then you get to constantly complain how your kidney stones are the biggest your doctor has ever seen...
Arent the smaller ones spikey-er and sharper? Wonder if theres a “most painful” size right in the middle or something.
My MD put me on what I called the "cheeseburger and onion ring" diet. You like spinach? No more spinach for you. You love Brussels Sprouts? No more Brussels Sprouts. You actually like Kale? No more kale. You make cole slaw with extra cabbage? No. Etc.
literally fuck these god ridden stones. I currently have 4
Meteorites.
Depends on wether you’re looking to survive or for a good spectacle
Sorry to be “that guy” but I think you mean meteors. It would be sweet to find a big meteorite
Zucchini (like the actual vegetable) they are tastier when smaller
sooooo true, also, if you want a better tasting zucchini, gently press the bottom part (the round part, not the green star-shaped thing (english isn't my first language)), the harder it is, the better the zucchini will taste
Yes, large zucchini get very tough and seedy.
It's because the water content is higher the bigger they get. The big ones are good for making zucchini bread tho
Same thing with strawberries!
The elephant trunk size ones you either stuff like bell peppers or shove down your GS suit to intimidate the other ski racers.
Same is true with cucumbers.
This goes for all fruit. I'm tired of genetically engineered monster strawberries and grapes and blueberries that are utterly flavourless.
My mom sends me pictures of her holding the zucchini she has grown in her garden. It makes me very uncomfortable.
Vegetables. You would think more=better but the bigger they are the less flavor there is and the texture gets weird. For certain veggies at least. Zucchini for example.
This one is my favorite. Appreciate a small, flavorful, not-looking-like-it's-been-jacked-up-with-steroids yam.
So that's why zucchinis always taste absolutely vile for me?
I've noticed bigger cucumber kinda suck too. And watermelon, though that's not always true, but lately the bigger watermelons are kinda bland
Microbiologist. The bigger ones are just biologists
I'm afraid to meet a macrobiologist
Same with microphones. The bigger ones are just biologists.
This is such a top tier joke. Good job, man
Classroom sizes
Number of students or total square footage?
I went to school in India. In middle school, I once had a class size of 105 students and it was hell! I'm not even going to talk about the bad teacher/student ratio, but literally the classroom size.
Babies, vaginal birth...
Thats why in the 50s and 60s cigarettes were advertised as having the advantage of smaller babies making for easier birth.
Dude. Babies should be the top comment. 10 pounds, no meds. They say you forget, I beg to differ.
Came here to say this. Anyone who's ever been pregnant has has that thought of what if this baby doesn't fit through that hole? C-sections suck. Emergency C-sections when you are 10cm dilated and the baby is stuck are terrifying.
Uff, I'm.at the hospital right now with my super pregnant wife...with a big girl in there 😬
Yes. This. I birthed two big-headed boys. First got stuck and was an emergency C-section. Second was an excruciating vaginal birth. Issues prevented an epidural. I will say that their giant heads meant they truly had big brains. Both were HS valedictorians.
Babies, regardless of how they exit ones body. It’s still large, it still is painful, it still messes up a person’s insides.
Yeah man. My mam had to give birth to my 11 pound 9 and a half brother. He was only 2 weeks late and induced. They nearly had to push him back up and she could have bled out. They needed to dislocate his shoulder just to get his head out and raised my mam's entire body up. They literally cut my mam so much she didn't have seperate holes for birth and toilet... he was 60cm long and my 5 year old self was barely taller lol. She didn't even have an epidural.
I was an 11 pound baby and the quack doctors said I would be a fine vaginal birth... My poor mother...
I had a 4th degree tear from a 9lb 5oz baby absolutely 100% can confirm bigger is not better
Even C section, you still have them sat on your bladder for months! My insides haven’t recovered from having twins.
Debt
It depends on the debt tbh. Credit card debt is a big no no. But If you take out a multi million dollar loan and buy commercial or residential properties (something that pays itself off and let's you collect some money for yourself) you'll never really be in debt. And when the property pays itself off just take out another loan against that property and now you have a shit load of money that you'll never have to pay tax on because it's a loan. It's not capital gains.
If you owe the bank $10,000, you have a problem.
Poop. That shit hurt
anal tears are not a nice thing to experience
I’ve never experienced a large shit that has hurt. The only ones that hurt are the little balls that take 10 minutes to come out, the giant logs slide out pretty easily and effortlessly. I can take two seconds on the toilet and shit one as big as my arm easily, but then when I’m in the bathroom for 15 minutes, those little kernels of shit come out
I started having Metamucil, or just psyllium fiber since that's what Metamucil is, before bed. It's actually really improved my morning poop.
I teaspoon of psyllium husk with loads of water.
I got severely constipated after surgery from taking pain killers and holy fuck. That shit hurt so bad, literally.
I was once in Italy and had to spend 4-5 hours trying to pass a shit I can only assume The universe had intended for a large hippopotamus or a small Blue whale.
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One time i had such a big poop that it made my asshole bleed
Especially postpartum, after a C-section
But it felt so satisfying coming out...
Ego
I use to have a huge ego, but now I'm perfect.
But Eggos most certainly are better bigger.
Friends group. Gap between the teeth. Amount of work/study.
When I was a teen a friend and I decided that since rice crispy treats were so good we should make huge ones. We mixed a whole box of rice crispies and made one that was 5" thick and a foot square. We cut it in quarters and ate our fill .
Your mistake was not adding some fruity pebbles to the mix. The stomache ache would still be there, but the delicious taste would remain. now I must make rice krispy treats
A battle tank. Nazis made such mistake in WW2.
Ah true, did Hitler have some deluded conclusion that the bigger weapons are the better? like that big fuck off train i’ve forgotten the same of
Its a bit more complicated than that, those big tanks came after the germans started losing the war, they were in a position where they have to do something or they will lose.
Tanks need gas?!
I’m not too read up on tank warfare during WW2, what mistake did the Nazis make?
The amount/weight of stuff you have to unload/carry from one place to another
Moving today, why do I own so much random shit???
brain tumor
Speaking as the son of somebody who died from one of these, I actually have to disagree!
I've been there
Any tumor?
To say something that isn't necessarily obvious: cruise ships. These lumbering behemoths that cruise lines have been building don't really lead to a more enjoyable experience for passengers: they're overcrowded, impersonal and the desperation to pack in more and more "activities" actually can make a vacation more stressful. Plus, they are environmental disasters.
I’d say 10 x 100 passenger cruise ships would be much worse for the environment than 1 x 1000. Not only that, it’d be impossible to cater for the large demand of tourists using small ships.
When I watch the old Poirot series with David Suchet, those are the cruise ships I want to go on.
Personal care products. Better quality products tend to be more concentrated or have less filler ingredients, so you need less product for the same results. I notice this with moisturizer especially.
& shampoo conditioner! They take most of the "water" additive out & you only need a small amount. Your hair is already wet with water so it activates the product
Me crying and laughing in 4C texture hair 😭😭😭
A pimple on your forehead
Pimples are worse on your inside of your nose, that shit hurts.
I can reach a pimple on my forehead. A big pimple in a hard to reach place is far worse.
The ones on your upper lip
When it erupts it’s just a baby volcano
Scalpel, I pretty sure if my doctor was using a scalpel the size of a machete, there'd be some issues.
"Just nipping in for your appendix, love. No need to fret"
It’s interesting how many amateur surgeons the cartels employ
Lip injections. Man they look stupid.
The trick is to do less than they recommend. I’ve seen some work that actually looks nice, and it’s always because they do a tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny amount. Anything more and you look like a molted Barbie.
There a video on youtube where this surgeon talks about the amount of filler they use should be less than what actually comes in the box. They're finding that they're moving around and what not which causes the lips to get duck shaped.
floppy disk
Indeed, I'm so old I worked for a company called DEC and used 8-inch diskettes. Very floppy, indeed.
It looks amazing what are you talking about
Height I can no longer right roller coaster dou to my height and I need custom shoes and jackets everything because stores don't have them.
Just curious how tall are you. Im 6.5 never faced such issues
I live in Japan I have to wear mens 5XL to fit my legs.
Hemroids
Astroids
The amount of money on a traffic ticket
And the amount of paper they use to print it on , waste of tree
Nukes
Being extremely tall, being over 6’8 and just being a normal dude that doesn’t play sports professionally sucks. Have to pay extreme prices for clothes and shoes that fit, have to duck to get into buildings, and your feet always dangle off on any bed you sleep in.
Finally bought a california king a few months ago where my feet don't quite hang over the edge. I find I can't fall asleep unless they are, though.
A shooting star. If it's a little meteor, it's cool and you get to make a wish. If it's a big meteor, we're all dead.
At least I got my wish.
A turd
"HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!"
Hey, you can always use the poop knife.
Period cramps
Penis size, there is such thing as too big, believe me :(
I heard somewhere that dick measuring contests are usually a contest between people with penises.
When you have a cock so large that your gf leaves you
Absolutely, especially if the girth is the abnormally big part.
I'm surprised I had to scroll this far to see this. Bigger is not always better. Guys try to jam an 8 inch dong into what's only a 4 inch long space.
There is definitely a bell curve on penis size. My wife says "Giant dicks are like Lamborghinis...they're cool to look at, but you wouldn't want to drive one every day."
AvgGang
Yes.
Reddit in shambles this wasn't at the top.
Yeah 3” is rough amirite
a tumor.
Read with Arnold Schwarzenegger voice
Gas prices.
Heart attacks
Boobs, apparently
We can’t sleep on our stomachs, even rolling over by accident can hurt (and wake you up in pain, yay!) depending on the time of month.
Beards. It might be weird, but this is a hill I will die on.
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Rats.
"I'm the giant rat that makes all the rules"
Wrong
ROUS? I dont believe they exist.
Oh and pus filled zits.
On me yes, on
Feet
Cock size.
tactical penis. It comes with a swiss knife and beer opener
Also having a big body part dangling down there would be kinda awkward.
Boobs. The bigger they are the more back pain you have and the more thirsty guys start drooling over them without giving a shit about your personality.
When I was a G cup, I couldn’t wear whatever I wanted, I was being stared at and my back was in pain constantly. Now I’m a C cup and I’m never looking back. I can wear whatever I want and my back doesn’t hurt. People also look at my eyes rather than my chest.
Boobs. Y'all should try carrying them around one day. Someone take them off of me
Qualititty over quantititty.
saaaaame. i wish there was a way to donate unwanted boobage to people who want bigger.
"I am sworn to carry your burdens "
I suspect you have found another case where bigger is not better: number of incoming messages.
My wife has large breasts, and when she tells me I should try carrying them around for a day, I reach around from behind her and heft them and say "alright bet. Where we going?"
The amount of words needed for an essay on why the curtains are blue
Bugs. May be better for them but definitely not for us
Debt
The Sun
inflation
Ubisoft games
Electric bills
Legit, pen***s. I know someone who has an 8 and a half incher and was thick too, he struggles to keep women because its legit just too uncomfortable for some women to handle, even if it fulfills a fantasy. I know some men who have a really good/average size and shape that work really well and yet they still think they would be better if they were bigger. This just isn't true. I know it sounds like a massive cliche or like a piece of sympathetic advice for insecure men, but it really is true. Guys, it really is how you use it.
Taxes
Texas
Fellas, prepare for a biology lesson. Ahem... The female vaginal canal is only 5 inches long in most cases, with arousal dictating how willing it is to accept bigger items (unaroused tightens, causing pain as it tries prevent breeding, aroused loosens, accepting larger sizes as the body prepares to accept seed). Ergo, while some women do like a big cock cos they want to feel their innards abused, it's actually agony for certain women. Some women, if confronted with a foot-long in the bedroom, will only be able to take half at most. It's not a matter of "It'll fit eventually", it's a biological shutdown, they'll be in pain if you try and that pain will cause tightening, which could cause tearing, which causes bleeding, which means they'll never want to fuck you again.
Cross referenced this with a medical professional/friend. In general, true, but not totally accurate.
I appreciate that you went from dicks, to raccoons when talking about capacities.
what most people don't realize: just like there is a penis size distribution.. there's a vagina size distribution. and the two closely track each other (vagina size just slightly larger on average. which makes sense)
Keep it simple. Loans, Holes in a Roof, Taxes...
Underwear skidmarks
Gunshot wounds. Or just wounds in general.
The Russian Military.
Russia and "mass casualties" is a very iconic duo. We wouldn't want to disrupt that.
The hole in your boat
Penises. There’s a limit. Ouch.
Literally anything bad?
Yeah, I’m slightly irritated at all the “lots of bad thing is bad” type comments. That’s obviously not interesting or helpful. And then people are upvoting it???
Tornadoes.
Tumor
A phone. Why the fuck u need 3000$ Bullfuck 11 when a 50$ cellphone does the same exact thing?
Death toll
Cancer stages
"Look at that noob over there with his level 1 cancer! It'll never compare to my level 4 cancer!"
Interest %
Those stunt burgers that you see on Instagram, etc. How are you supposed to enjoyably eat a 6-inch tall burger drowning in cheese sauce?
Dick size. Honestly pornography has distorted many peoples views of genitalia.