"I haven't met anyone who isn't completely self-absorbed and impossible to have a conversation with" "If thats a veiled criticism at me, I won't hear and I won't respond to it"
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in.
I watched this 70's show the first time around and loved the all the characters, identified with Hyde the most. Now I'm a parent of two boys, and I started watching it again last year. After half the first season, I realized, " Oh my God! I'm Red Forman." 😐 He is my spirit animal.
A man who lies and then tries to keep covering up his lies with deeper lies. It takes a really smart writer to create George Costanza and his scenarios
Love Ron too, but Abed is not only an extremely unique character, but his perspectives are what gave us so many of the non-traditional sitcom episodes in Community, which is why it's my favorite. Abed is best.
Was watching it with the Mrs for the third or fourth time, and I still can't get over just how good her physical comedy chops are. She and Dan Levy could do a scene hardly saying anything that had me in stitches.
Chandler also grew most as a character compared to the vast majority of other characters listed. Dealing with his parents, learning to be in a relationship, and especially his conversation with the girl they're adopting the babies from are just great.
I'm on my second viewing of this show and not only is D'Arcy Carden unbelievably cute, her facial expressions are comedy gold. Watch it again and focus on Janet's face as scenes play out. She is absolutely hilarious.
Hal from Malcolm in the middle.
This role and Walter White really displays how extraordinary of an actor Bryan Cranston is!
Lucille Bluth.
“Give me a vodka rocks.”
The delivery of "good for her" after seeing Susan Smith on TV is just the absolute best.
Her role on Archer was basically a continuation of her Arrested Development character and we all loved her for it!
I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
Here's some money. Go see a star war.
"I haven't met anyone who isn't completely self-absorbed and impossible to have a conversation with" "If thats a veiled criticism at me, I won't hear and I won't respond to it"
It's one banana, Michael. How much could it cost? $10?
Here’s a candy bar. No. I’m withholding it. Look at me, getting off
I love Lucille, but damn Gob had me in stitches so many times.
I don’t care for Gob
The bit with the undercover PI got me every time. She’s so happy lmao.
Get rid of the Seaward.
Loose seal!
“His glasses make him look like a lizard… plus, he’s self conscious”
Charlie Kelly!
I HAVE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTIUENTS!
I'm more into bird law
WILDCARD BITCHES!! YEEEHAWWWWW
I've got boxes and boxes of Pepe!
How much cheese is too much cheese?
I'm a fullonrapist
Filibuster
Frank Reynolds.
Dr Mantis Toboggan
Frank Reynolds doesn’t diddle kids
C'mon kids, let's go paint your walls a color that isn't stupid. Then we're gonna throw your toys in the TRAAAAAASHH!!!!
You mean Ongo Gablogian?
Titus Andromedon from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Gob Bluth
Not tricks, illusions Michael! Tricks are what whores do for money…
But where did the lighter fluid come from?
Creed.
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in.
Just pretend we’re talking like normal until the cops leave.
"If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about?"
i’ve been in a number of cults, some as a leader and some as a follower. you have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
I saw you in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you.
Swing low sweet chariot.
BOBODDY
When he ditched work only to get on the same bus as everyone else. That buckled me!!!!
“Oh, it’s Halloween? That is really, really good timing.”
"Every week, I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot-check at the paper mill. And of course, the one year I blow it off, this happens."
"I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk. Very nutritious but they..smell like death."
Captain Holt
Why is nobody having fun? I specifically requested it!
MY WIFE WAS MURDERED BY A MAN IN A YELLOW SWEATER. It’s the one case I can’t solve.
He took our FLUFFY BOY
"And you're not Cheddar. You're just some common bitch."
BONE?!
Zeep morp beep
Bingpot.
Hot damn!
Velvet Thunder!
VINDICAAATION!
Now you've done it. You've made me turn my chair.
I came to this thread with a different answer in mind, but this is clearly the correct answer
Captain Wuntch, good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?
How dare you, Detective Diaz, I am your SUPERIOR OFFICER.
I had another answer in mind, and then I realized this was the right one.
Maurice Moss (IT Crowd)
"I like your glasses"
That’s a nice tnettenba.
I already made a Smarties cereal reference on Reddit today so I'll go with my other favorite Moss line-
Well that’s easy to remember! 0118999881999119725… 3!
“Well, you are terrifically old. But don’t worry, not long now until you are at peace.”
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
"What's the operating system?"
why are you giving me the secret signal to shut up?
I'll just put this over here, with the rest... Of... The fire
I’ve got a gun! I’ve got a gun! I’ve got a ruddy gun!
Bender B. Rodriguez.
Shut up, baby, I know it!
Ron f***ing Swanson
“You need to be drinking water”
Capitalism. Gods way of determining who is smart, and who is poor
“When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.”
“Can I help you with anything sir?” “I know more than you.”
There's a hot, spinning, cone of meat in that Greek restaurant next door. I don't know what it is, but I'd like to eat the whole thing.
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
DELETE ALL PICTURES OF RON
Wait! I'm worried that what you heard was, give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
This is an excellent rectangle
"You're stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing that you bring with you?"
I think there’s been a mistake, you given me the food my food eats.
Leslie- "Ron are you ok?" Ron- "I have a condition call sleep fighting" Leslie- "oh my God, that sounds awful!" Ron- "... Only when I'm losing"
I still get my milk delivered hy horse and carriage
Don’t worry I have a permit
Basil Fawlty.
Some of the absolute finest writing in comedy. Ever.
Don't mention the war.
Another show where I want to nominate the entire cast
Super hans
The secret ingredient is “crime”
“People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can’t trust people.”
I've gone fucking mental for olives
Plumbing is just water Lego ain’t it
crack is a bit moorish
Jesse Armstrong and Sam Bain said they deliberately wrote contradictory elements into Hans' off-screen life to make him feel more chaotic.
BIG BEATS ARE THE BEST
Such a good dad to the twins
Red Forman
"Red, am I pretty?"
You idiots just hung vacancy signs on your asses and my foots looking for a room!
Also, Kitty Forman
"If I was a bird I'd fly into a ceiling fan"
I watched this 70's show the first time around and loved the all the characters, identified with Hyde the most. Now I'm a parent of two boys, and I started watching it again last year. After half the first season, I realized, " Oh my God! I'm Red Forman." 😐 He is my spirit animal.
I’m making my husband watch That 70s Show cause he never saw it during its run. I freakin love Red and Kitty, Red especially
I'd like to help... but not as much as I'd like not to
It's George Costanza.
Believe it or not George isn't at home, please leave a messaaaage at the beep
mr. Art Vandelay
A George divided against itself cannot stand!
George is getting upset!
He's inadequate. He's insecure. He's got it all.
does everybody in the world have to like you?
I'm a huge Seinfeld fan and think it's insane that Michael Richards won 3 Emmy awards while Jason Alexander won zero. Insane.
But you had to have the BIIIIIIIIG salad!
I think he's one of the best characters of all time, period. Not just sitcoms.
Please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, lord of the idiots.
CO-STAN-ZA
The jerk store called, and they’re all out of you!
It's not a lie...if YOU believe it.
Rumor has it he’s still in the recruitment pool for a latex sales position…
He can sense the slightest human suffering.
A man who lies and then tries to keep covering up his lies with deeper lies. It takes a really smart writer to create George Costanza and his scenarios
Canttstandya!
How is this not #1?
Lucy Ricardo
Had to scroll a sadly long amount of time to find this comment. Lucy ran so so many could fly. Both on and off screen.
Nothing made me laugh harder than her and Ethel stuffing there faces with chocolate.
David Puddy. Love him.
Yeah. That's right.
squints hard into open space
Jan Itor
I Don’t Believe In The Moon. I Think It’s Just The Back Of The Sun
Why would you say there’s a penny in this door? Did you put a penny in this door?
DOCTOR Jan Itor.
Didn't he invent the Knife Wrench?
Abed Nadir or Ron Swanson. Too close to call.
Love Ron too, but Abed is not only an extremely unique character, but his perspectives are what gave us so many of the non-traditional sitcom episodes in Community, which is why it's my favorite. Abed is best.
Estelle Getty as Sophia Petrillo in The Golden Girls or Megan Mulally as Karen Walker in Will and Grace
Picture it: Sicily. 1922
Sophia was pure gold!
I was hoping to find someone else who thought Estelle Getty
Douglas reynholm from the IT crowd. Matt Berry is a legend
You there! Computer man! Fix my pants!
He’s amazing in What We Do in the Shadows
SPEAK PRIEST!
There's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door...
GOD DAMN THESE ELECTRIC SEX PANTS
Why you are nothing but an old blind man playing hoopaloo with the wind.
FATHER!!!
ive gotta say jen was fantastic in the IT crowd too. just look at the internet box episode.
Richard Ayoade killed it as Moss imo. I can’t imagine anyone else in that role.
Not the best of all time, but Alexis from Schitt’s Creek is a favorite of mine. Annie Murphy played her so well.
Ew, David!
Everyone on that show is hilarious to me lol
I’m sorry for not responding to like, ONE text, David!
Was watching it with the Mrs for the third or fourth time, and I still can't get over just how good her physical comedy chops are. She and Dan Levy could do a scene hardly saying anything that had me in stitches.
I'm expensive sushi. I'm a cute, huge yacht!
You get murdered first for once!
I was gonna say Moira personally. Every single scene she was in was amazing for one reason or another.
Rickety crickets. The character arc is hilariously painful
I read a fan theory someplace that suggested Cricket was the gang’s Dorian Gray. All their bad karma just keeps falling on him.
No one is taking me from behind. Unless you have crack.
Karen Walker
Edmund Blackadder.
Counterpoint- Baldric
Back in the olden days… Herb Tarlik , salesperson from “WKRP in Cincinnati “ IMHO one of the best representations of a real greasy fellow
Uncle Phil
Geoffrey… break out Lucille.
Miss Chanandler Bong
"I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
“When I first meet somebody it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.”
Gum would be perfection
🎶ONCE I WAS A WOODEN BOY🎶
“In the words of A.A. Milne, ‘Get out of my chair, DILHOLE.’”
hi my name is chandler, i make jokes when I'm uncomfortable
It bodes well for me that speed impresses you
If Santa and the…….. holiday Armadillo are in the same room for too long, the universe will IMPLODE
Chandler also grew most as a character compared to the vast majority of other characters listed. Dealing with his parents, learning to be in a relationship, and especially his conversation with the girl they're adopting the babies from are just great.
Yes, love his jokes and wit.
Carol Burnett
The Dean
this better not awaken anything in me
Troy and Abed from Community.
🎵 Troy and Abed in AskReddit 🎵
I would also accept literally any character from that show.
Ron Swanson
George Costanza or Niles Crane
Janet, The Good Place
The original Janet had a click wheel!
I'm on my second viewing of this show and not only is D'Arcy Carden unbelievably cute, her facial expressions are comedy gold. Watch it again and focus on Janet's face as scenes play out. She is absolutely hilarious.
ding Hi there! :D
Not a robot…
Gomez Addams