What fictional character would you totally bang?

Mystique

This answer is the equivalent of wishing for more wishes. I support it though.

My girlfriend. She lives in Maine. You guys will totally get to meet her next time she comes to visit me.

From Maine what’s her name? We all know each other up he-ah

Data, he's proficient in all love making techniques!

Fully functional.

The positronic pimp

Morticia Addams

Except the only action you’d be getting there is from Gomez’s sword, that relationship is rock solid.

0% chance she would cheat on Gomez, though.

How about Elvira though?

Meg from Hades

Meg from Hercules

My wife was playing Hades (I wasn’t familiar with the game prior) and Avalon Penrose’s voice literally drew me across the room. She did a ridiculously good job with that character.

I’d give Betty Rubble quite a toss if she and Barney were no longer together.

No point waiting for Wilma; she'll never leave Fred and we know it.

Error. List too long.

Thought you meant “I am Error” from Zelda 2 for a second.

Any Batgirl

Or any Cat Woman

Seven of Nine always imagined her with no quit hips.

My dumb ass, I thought you were talking about 7 from the Tim Burton movie "9" and thought how tf would that work

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I would do horrible things to Cheryl Tunt.

She'd enjoy that

I one time dated a girl because of her similarity to Lana Cane. She dressed as Lana for Halloween one year. I enjoyed the pants less sweater dress.

Pam on coke!

She'd do worse to you.

She's wildly depraved and into all my kinks, but I also worry that while I'm asleep, she might burn down whatever building we were in...

Shego

Girl was wayyy to hot and powerful to not have her own show

Cartoon Girls in tight jumpsuits? Totally Spies all the way. Any of the three or all three at once.

I'm not usually into the whole dom thing but Shego can step on me whenever she wants

Cortana. She can get my usb stick.

Lara Croft, but not the modern iteration, the blocky, pointy, polygon ps1 Lara.

Ol triangle tits

Jill Valentine

She's the master of unlocking. So put a lock on your fly and she'll get to work.

Old school

Cordelia.

Natalie Portman.

Elasta- girl from The Incredibles

She got reeeeaaaaaallll THICC between Incredibles and Incredibles 2

Ty Lee

Solid choice, but I always had a thing for Azula, personally.

Can you imagine all the Kama Sutra stuff you could do?

Infinity War Steve Rogers. That beard and the slightly longer hair...

Poison Ivy

Spike from Cowboy Bebop

I want to say Faye, but I get the feeling she's all show and no follow-through. Plus she'd probably steal all my money and/or shoot me.

Samus Aran. I mean, she can roll up into a ball and then jump, bomb, climb, etc.

For those who needed to know for science, Samus is 6'3" and 198lbs.

“so miyamoto what if we add samus without her suit in skin tight clothing to the new smash bros i think that would be a very necessary addition”

Leela from Futurama :)

Why not Zoidberg?

Nah. Amy Wong.

Flynn rider

You a sucka for the smolder

Eugene

Im a girl but i mean would totally ✂️ Chel from Road to El Dorado

Chel could get it

First person I thought of

Chel 100% gave that guy a bj in that movie lol

James Buchanan Barnes, before and after hydra

I can do this all day.

Thought you were talking about James Buchanan for a second...

Yup I agree, Bucky boy can get it all day

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Geralt of rivia and yennefer of vengerberg

At the same time.

I have a feeling it would be them playing mind games with each other, using you as meat.

Soifon

Yoruichi

Basically every hyper sexualised female character from my childhood cartoons. Thanks Rule 34.

Starfire?

Starfire

I think Raven is way hotter, but I feel like I'd probably end up dead...

Eric Northman. 100%.

Yes please

Sailor Mercury.

Is Sailor Venus a common answer?

Chun Lee 💃

Those thighs.

Ngl Kratos can get it.

Lust can have me, when it earns me.

How many red orbs you got?

Rhysand

Had to scroll way too far to see this

Dean Winchester and Rosalie Hale.

Matt Murdock

Yes, please. You know with his powers he'll know when it's working for you and when it isn't. He would be so amazing in bed.

Li Shang from Mulan. He can bend me over backwards any day. ☺️

I would bend him over and make a man out of him

He'd be all like, let's get down to business.

Jessica rabbit but I feel like she would just lay there

I hear she gives pretty good patty cake.

I don't think she'd just lay there.

she’s not bad, she’s just drawn that way ;)

Garrus Vakarian

He’s pretty good at “calibrating”, so I’ve been told.

He's got reach... but I have flexibility.

As I was told; do not… ahem… ingest

Mercy from Overwatch

Wonder woman or Lei organna

Older Gwen Tennyson from Ben 10

I appreciate the fact that you specified "older". I found it quite humorous

Ramona Flowers (as played by Mary Elizabeth Winstead)

Selene - underworld

Aragorn from Lord of the rings . Yes Elessar daddy

Most of the female characters from Game of Thrones.

Yes oleanna tyrell

I’d go for Jon Snow and Robb Stark.

Are you related to any of them? That could help your chances.

Black Widow

Harley Quinn

What happened to "don't stick you dick in crazy"?

If it’s Margot Robbie.

Elvira

Tifa from Final Fantasy

italian government agrees with you there

Kim Possible

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy is an absolute yes, but I just want to hold Faith and tell her everything is alright. And hopefully.not get stabbed.

Spike!

Dean Winchester 100%

It's the voice

Wanda Maximoff

She's not a monster, she's a mommy

Gamora.

Why is gamora?

Dana Scully

Marceline the vampire queen

Big hero 6, Cass

Aunt Cass, yep

Honey lemon

Loki.

Cheryl from Archer

The lack of Mom (Dexter's Laboratory) is appalling.

That chick with three boobs from Total Recall

Makes me wish I had 3 hands

Hermione from the end of the series. But not the version from the movies, but the one I imagined from the last book. Smart and hot.

Are you saying that Emma Watson isn't hot?

Geralt of Rivia

Raven from Teen Titans

Milo Thatch from Atlantis!

I’m a teenager, all females

Tendi from Star Trek lower decks

Tali’Zorah

Hey baby! Is that your emergancy induction port?

"I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite answer in this thread."

HAL-9000. He's legal as of 2014.

Open your podbay doors HAL.

Harley quinn. I feel like she would beat me up after or during but it would be worth it.

Temperance Brennan from Bones. Something about her awkward weird nerdy way is is just hot!

Throw in Angela montenegro and you've got a fun afternoon

Sadie Adler, Mary Beth Gaskill, and Tilly Jackson in RDR2.

I'd hop in that cuddle puddle for sure.

I read that as "AND R2D2"...

Grimshaw

Garrus Vakarian. I don’t care about any side effects.

As soon as he finishes these calibrations.

Sarah Connor

A New Hope-era Han Solo

Jamie Fraser and Geralt, at the same time.

Blanche Devereaux

Annie Edison

We try not to sexualise Annie.

Hank Schrader

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Rosa Díaz from Brooklyn 99

Rosa Rosa Roooosa

Judy Jetson

Mr. Darcy

Daenerys Targaryen

Ursula the Sea Witch. Just of curiosity.

Booodddyyy llaanngguuaaggee HA

Showing my age here, but....Jessica Rabbit.

Stiffler's mom

Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy

Velma.

Linda Cardinelli Velma.

Velma Dinkly totally is hiding some big sweater puppies under that turtle neck.

Thor and Luke Cage

Dr. Doofenshmirtz's daughter, from Phineas and Ferb

Guts from Berserk

Velma from Scooby-Doo

Arthur Morgan. I would let that man do whatever he pleased

Jamie Fraser, without a second thought

Elastigirl for sure, bro she a hottie

LUCIFER

On that note, Mazikeen

Tom Ellis’ Lucifer, 100%

Gimme some Lip Gallagher

Asajj Ventress. Love that husky voice in Clone Wars!

Commander Shepard

Liara T'Soni

Bugs Bunny when he dresses like a girl

Waluigi.

Rangiku from Bleach

Tracer from Overwatch