Why We Can't Have Nice Things!

  1. On more than one occasion I’ve screamed bloody murder because I thought my chicken was dead or maimed, but she was just living her best life in the dust.

  2. Lol! I just threw a rug over a pot I put thyme seeds in to give them a chance to grow. I have one chicken that insists on doing the same thing.

  3. Totally using this idea! Also just realized while all my newly planted asparagus was totally exposed. Like, they can have the fancy front garden as much as they want… but leave my poor vegetables alone!

  4. I was actually initially thinking “she’s totally thinking “this is EXACTLY why we have nice things” 😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️

  5. A couple of years ago, I took the extra time to tear up, till re-plant and re- border the whole backyard flower bed with fresh, new mulch to top it off. Between them and the dog, they had it trashed within a couple weeks.

  6. Same, for some fucking reason my Quails love to dig down to the roots of my thujas, sleep there and sometimes lay a egg. Those poor thuja bushes is not going to last long.

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