Cockus Maximus, Guardian of the Yolk

100 more generations & some yellow dye & I'll finally have a chocobo

Spectacular. Not sure I'd want that thing following me around tho...

Or big bird

I'm sorry this comment has garnished more attention. It deserves it.

or it will start fighting peter griffin

Imagine being a fox and seeing a fucking healthbar show up when you start to raid a coop.

Even a coyote would be scared

On second thought.... you can keep the eggs

No thanks I choose life

That's a big cock

I knew someone would make that joke

i was gonna make this joke but im too late

Holy.. that's...

It's been posted there so many times now it's not even funny

Nice

I am going to hug it.

Im pretty sure it wont pick on you but just punch you to death with those fists

I hear they're pretty sweet

He could guard pretty much anything

My guard dog? Oh no my friend it's so much better

The last time I heard the words Cockus Maximus, I was watching a german youtube poop video

It was actually isnpired by Bigus Dickus from Monty Python

Chickens' form of self defense is pecking. This absolute unit of a cock would straight up punch your shit

Falcon punch? Naw chicken punch

big cock energy

I’ve seen chickens bread with pigeons but I’ve never heard of them breading with eagles

He's evolving, just backwards

It's the sekiro turkey

Looks taller then me

Ha your short

Jesus motherfucking Christ it's big

*Guradian

C-Rex (Cockasaurus-Rex)

What species of chicken is this?

https://livestockconservancy.org/heritage-breeds/heritage-breeds-list/brahma-chicken/

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so that's what happened to the striders

Ah, a man of true culture

H…he…. just won’t stop working out. Sh… should we say something?

This thing could beat The Rock in a fist fight, you think you have a chance to talk to it?

Walk up to the club like whadd up...BICAAAAAK

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Music?

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I kick it then dodge.

It punches you to death then mates with your corpse.

I have seen this brahma so many times

that's a Brahma? mean Brahma are a large breed of chicken but this seems a good bit larger then even the larger roosters

Nice cock

PECK. PECK.

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Guradian

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i'd hate to see when it gets spurs

Dude looks like Foghorn Leghorn

Anyone know name of the song?

Sir alonne's theme from from dark souls 2

what's the song name? it sounds good also how can one chicken get that big holy shit

Sir alonne's theme from from dark souls 2

What's so funny about cockus maximus??

Don't worry, he's only as big as a small child, and has the strength of a large child

Nice cock.

Thats one massive COC

What kinda breed is that, why is it so big

Mommy! I’m scared 😱!

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Magnificent creature.

That’s a big cock

My lawyer will be getting in contact with you for using my name in the title of this post without my permission

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Do you find it funny?? When i say the name of my dear pet. Cockus.... Maximus.

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That THING puts farmers in a coup

Biggus... Cockus...

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Nice cock bro

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What do they feed it?

Christ and I thought my chicken was big.

I feel like that thing can beat me up

Okay, who’s idea was it to inbreed the chickens?!

KFC is getting ideas

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Hey that's Foghorn Leghorn!

That’s two entire kfc buckets

I bet it has a big cock

Ok so when did god drop the new elden ring update

Bro what's wrong with your dog?

yes

Foghorn Leghorn IRL.

I swear he's even animated like a Souls boss

Reminded me of H.G Wells "Food of the gods"

I say, I say, I say that’s a mighty big boy.

I like how it pops out like a normal sized rooster, like one of those camouflaged fish, luring birds in...then blam, out comes MEGAROOSTER.

His name is Biggus Dickus sir

that's a terror bird

Biggus cockes

That’s a dude in a chicken suit

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dam the boss even has feathers on its feet

Damn foghorn

That’s a person in a dinosaur suit, no?😬

Coolest thing I’ve seen on Reddit.

you have such a big cock

That’s a damn Pokémon

Oh hey a minokawa

Posho!!!!

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i say i say

Gigantimus Cockus

Special move: Egg Bomb. Shoots a biggol egg like a mortar that explodes on contact.

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My grandpa had one of these and it's crows were incredibly loud and deep.

I see they are going back to T-Rex’s

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Strong Dino vibes from this one

And I see why link is afraid of these things

THE Cock Blocker

THATS A GIANT COCK

Bigus cockus, the legendary screamed of the realm

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I WASNT EGGSPECTING THAT

Holy shit, it's Chicken Boo!

How the hell?

I shal name him biggus dickus.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT now that's a big cock!

that’s a fucking utah raptor, not a cock

It would be tasty

Chicken Boo.

I remember this thing. It killed me a few times in sekiro

Oh frick I didn't see that coming and forgot to save my game!!!

Nice cock

Who said dinosaurs are extinct?

These are the nicest roosters on the planet.

That's not a chicken. That's a dinosaur.

How satisfying would it be to slash that thing with a giant sword..the dragon slayers let's say

BIG FUCKING BOI

Imagine those wings

and some people still don't believe they came from. dinosaurs

Blaziken?

When you go to Popeyes for chicken but you get fried instead

Bro why is this shit actually scary.

Just wondering what the drumsticks would be like

The A-cock-lypse has come

Is that a dog bro that’s a big chicken/roster

If you don't move it can't see you

Fluffy mini raptor, seems like a cool companion

Hey, nice cock

HOLY FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

That's a huge Cock

Rooster Kaiju

“Holy fucking shit!!” - Random FarCry3 enemy

Majestic 🤯

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