Seriously just fucking stop. We get it you hate Paul DeJong’s guts for no other reason than he’s bad at hitting. He is an amazing defensive player and this is absolutely the right move.
You could make the argument to throw Helsley out there again if this were the playoffs, but I want no part of sending him out there to lock down a regular season game. Gallegos is fully capable of locking it down.
104 is absolutely nuts. 90 is considered a very soft fastball, 97 considered very fast. 104 is the same difference away from 97 but just the other way. Insane.
Hey sorry I been real busy this afternoon, but I did call down there and gotta hold of some kid in the dugout zz Donny ir something? Hell I dunno there was a racket and he wasn't even paying attention I don't think, but ANYWAYYYYY
Used to get all my tea from Teavana, but Starbuck’s bought them and killed them off. Now I get everything from Adagio teas. I think I may break out some Yunan Gold tonight.
Between a decent start from Jack, a nice performance by Matz in the bullpen, and FIVE runs scored, is there any reason to not believe we are going all the way? RECKLESS OPTIMISM.
I have no clue how you sort the bullpen for the playoffs. Cabrera doesn’t seem to be returing, so you have Romero, Matz, Thompson, Naughton, and Quintana potentially as left handed options. Jack Flaherty is another factor. There’s also Hudson and Woodford.
rotation gotta be Waino/Miles/Monty/Quintana in whatever order you want, then Thompson, Flaherty, Matz, Gallegos, Helsley are guaranteed with Romero and Naughton if you so please
Soto looks absolutely lost at the plate right now. I'm sure he'll eventually figure it out, but that is a profound difference from what you usually see with him.
MAGIC NUMBER IS 5!!!!
That's a winner!
The correct result has been achieved. at last
For all that panic over the last couple days, we emerge with the Cardinals winning the season series Vs San Diego 4-2. I’ll take it.
Magic number now at Albert. 👍
Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread
Really needed that. Bag and tag
This win feels great. See yall tomorrow if I'm not absolutely plastered by the time the game comes on lol
Cardinals
Yay we won a game and scored runs!!
I dropped the runs I brought off with the equipment guy for LA.
Holy SHIT, alrighty then.
You love to see it
THE LEATHER DOTH FLASH
shiny shiny, shiny mitts of leather
THAT’S A WINWAR
Goldy GLOVE
Great job Goldy!! A great defensive play can help him out of his slump too.
MVP
I LOVE GOOOOOOOOLD!!! W
Holy shit goldy
We're fucking unstoppable
Really needed that one. Here's to carrying that momentum into the Dodgers series
🧙🏼♀️#=5
Redbird Winner!!
THAT'S A WINNER
YOU GUYS WE WON
Goldy is such a good defender
MAGIC NUMBER = ALBERT PUJOLS
THATS A REDBIRD WINNER!!!!
HOLY SHIT
Cardinals
bad bot
Goldy was sick of this, he was ready to be done!
GIOS MIO
STILL MVP WITH THE GLOVE
HOLY SHIT GOLDY
WINRAR.EXE
DADSCHMIDT
GOLDY
JESUS FUCKING HELL GOLDY YOU MAGICIAN
We won a game! We won a game!
I could have pitched to Gallegos the way he was swinging
THATS A WINNER!!!
You got this Gio
campusano more like campus-gone-o
I love these Padres uniforms. The navy blue days were awful
Agreed. I would ditch the pinstripes and get a better script on there, but I'm glad they're back to the brown and yellow
the matte brown helmets look like UPS standard issue tho, lol
wtf happened to that pitch, lol
I wonder why it went Ryan Gio instead of Gio Ryan
The best part of SD’s order was due up in the 8th. You put your best pitcher out there to face them, fuck a save stat. It was the right move.
Hels vs. toughest batters
to center the feng shui
Business up front, party in the back
Idk how I feel about Gio in San Diego. Hopefully I'm proven wrong.
Remember when Profar and Taveras were the top two prospects in baseball?
I really wonder what our team would have been like without that tragic death
:(
Alright Gio, just need a clean simple inning with nothing interested happening.
Take my positive vibativity, giovanny gallegos
Even as a defensive replacement, Paul DeFA has no business being in this game.
well that's patently fucking untrue, lol
Seriously just fucking stop. We get it you hate Paul DeJong’s guts for no other reason than he’s bad at hitting. He is an amazing defensive player and this is absolutely the right move.
What happened to Gio’s baby blue glove?
he can have it back when he earns it
STOP FUCKING JINXING US
Profar has had our number all day, goodness gracious.
Damn what a catch
Profar sounds like a knock off Viagra brand, not a baseball player who makes fancy catches
Can't even be mad. Profar made a phenomenal play right there.
god damn that daymon wayans lookin fool can play, lol.
Padres
Dan is confused about 1 button playing 2 different sounds at the same time.
why the fuck would pitchcom speed anything up?
jeff albert like: “let’s hurry this gotdamn game up boys, I’ve got a kid rock concert to go to.”
You could make the argument to throw Helsley out there again if this were the playoffs, but I want no part of sending him out there to lock down a regular season game. Gallegos is fully capable of locking it down.
Please get Albert another at bat. We need some insurance
Ryan Helsley sure does look strong, but would he be considered a big strong guy?
Pete Alonso enters the chat
Stop fucking jinxing us Dan. It’s not hard to do.
Noot is gonna have me cracking smiles like a madman everytime I see a pepper grinder
Returnof_TheHack
HELLZ BELLZ
Cardinals checking ads are simply the worst thing ever
Yo quiero el insurance
Gotta hope we can hold a one run lead. Would be nice to add to it.
PANERA ST. LOUIS BREAD CO
The Los Angeles angels of Anaheim
I would really like insurance here
Cardinals
What an anticlimactic out lmao
lol wow helsley tied him up like a japanese camgirl
Jesus Christ, otter
COTG
best athlete on the field
unclench
Ryan is simply disgusting. I don’t know how it goes so fast
I seriously don’t understand trying to pick off a runner when you have 2 outs.
https://imgur.com/CgCYOVi
Fair. I'd be booing Ryan Helsley too if I were a Padres fan. The jealousy must be incredibly painful.
Ryan Helsley is sometimes like Wild Thing from Major League.
Give ‘em the heater Ricky!
104 is absolutely nuts. 90 is considered a very soft fastball, 97 considered very fast. 104 is the same difference away from 97 but just the other way. Insane.
These shadows are crazy!
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Is 104 good?
Brad was 100% told not to say that anymore. That was his goto last yr
depends on the context. mph pitch? yes. mph in a 35 school zone? no.
My tits are jacked. We got 5 runs! We got 5 runs guys!
I recall Helsley’s perfect 0.00 ERA being broken up by the Padres earlier in the season.
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104. Wow
104???
Ryan's era blowing up! Creeping to 1.5
Does he typically hit 103 consistently? What the fuck kind of cheat code is that?
ya
104 is disgusting power
104
104 on the hands lol
I was finishing cooking dinner & almost Donnie’s grand slam. Anyway, all runs scored while dinner was being prepared.
Make dinner again, I want some run insurance!
Big Helsexual Energy
S h a d o w s
Ryan HEATsley
The HR aside, Helsley is dealing rn
he has to give up a run, it's how cardinals closers operate.
every pitch is an ICBM
103 at the knees is literally impossible.
103mph
That kid booing the dinger haha
Pre-kid Helsley>>>Post-kid Helsley
Dad strength is a lie?
Manny Machado?
"There's a double meaning in that..."
Oooh that 103 low FB was FILTHY
DOTTED
Lotta homers the last month and a half against our guy.
That may have been the worst pitch Helsley has thrown all season. It doesn’t get more middle-middle than that
I swear to god every single time Dan says how few hits Helsley has given up he gives up a homerun
Yeah, it’s almost eerie
Screw Manny. He ruined Dustins career
fuck
Hels bb it’s ok just breathe buddy
Well that's not supposed to happen against Helsley
fuck manny mucho
Very bad and terrible result right there
ooop
Why is Hells pitching the 8th?
Because he’s the best Cardinals reliever going up against the padres best hitters in the middle of the order
Because the Padres best hitters are coming up
Damn u, Manny
And Dan continues to jinx with every word he says.
Helsley...
Ope.
Dan hit Giovanni Gallegos with the "No offense, but.."
s h a d o w s
Hey sorry I been real busy this afternoon, but I did call down there and gotta hold of some kid in the dugout zz Donny ir something? Hell I dunno there was a racket and he wasn't even paying attention I don't think, but ANYWAYYYYY
Watched a good royals game (they swept the twins 4-1), ate a hatful of disturbingly unhealthy nachos, a redbirds grand slam, and
Used to get all my tea from Teavana, but Starbuck’s bought them and killed them off. Now I get everything from Adagio teas. I think I may break out some Yunan Gold tonight.
I have some Ahmad Darjeeling, and it’s great.
You should try popcorn tea!
Between a decent start from Jack, a nice performance by Matz in the bullpen, and FIVE runs scored, is there any reason to not believe we are going all the way? RECKLESS OPTIMISM.
THAT’S THE SPIRIT
Common Oli bullpen W
Padres
man Albert has put up some quality fucking ABs this series. still proving he’s the best hitter on this team this month
I have no clue how you sort the bullpen for the playoffs. Cabrera doesn’t seem to be returing, so you have Romero, Matz, Thompson, Naughton, and Quintana potentially as left handed options. Jack Flaherty is another factor. There’s also Hudson and Woodford.
rotation gotta be Waino/Miles/Monty/Quintana in whatever order you want, then Thompson, Flaherty, Matz, Gallegos, Helsley are guaranteed with Romero and Naughton if you so please
Helsley
you just say you want a lefty, and whoever wins the rock-paper-scissors playoff in the bullpen gets up and starts throwing.
Okay so 699 will come in LA
Good. Im going Sat and Sun. Hopefully 700 too.
i hate this stupid marine layer so much I'm starting to hate the actual Marines by association.
All salt-water aquatic life-forms can just get entirely fucked at this point.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, MARIANNE VON EDMUND IS A SAINT!!!
It's coming, it's so close, I can feel it in my bones. #699 will be history really soon.
Alright let's get some base runners, need to get Albert another AB for that non-Apple TV dong.
Damn. Albert is getting so close
Just a matter of time before it clears that bitch
It's honestly a good thing he ended up with a big enough cushion of games so close to 700
Get ready for curveballs
shadows
SWODAHS
Pierce Johnson, streets behind
sixseasonsandamovie
Soto looks absolutely lost at the plate right now. I'm sure he'll eventually figure it out, but that is a profound difference from what you usually see with him.
I feel a monster playoff run coming from him
I honestly think Matz is going to he sneaky good next year.
STEVEN DOES NOT ROLL OUT THE WELCOME MATZ
Stadiums need to ban Bad Bunny for what he does to playing surfaces. Look at that outfield. Look at what he did to Soldier Field.
them waskely wabbits will put holes in your lawn
Lol at Soto acting like he was gonna get hit and it falls in for a strike.
He’s a tad overrated!
Was in the car when Donny hit the grand donger, pretty sure the person driving next to me thought I was a crazy person.