Well what you’ve encountered is true awesomeness. Often replicated never duplicated. If explored further it with smells like drakar noir or black ice. Venture under the seat to find remnants of fast food and cigarette cellophane. Maybe rough around the edges but reeks of raw power. Sure maybe there’s a trick or two to get the ac to work properly. But the women you can pull with a machine like this. They have been run harder than the car. Light to light. Slam on the gas, red line it. Jam on the brakes harder than the pull out game. Definitely some shady electronics and lighting. An AUX cord that quit working months ago. The good news is the buy here pay here lot is behind on repos and the owner has moved back to moms house. Gas gauge continually below a 1/4 tank. Dare I get into mechanical? Only thing to note is 10k past due on oil change and badly needs a new exhaust system. Don’t laugh at it though. Your daughter may be inside. Riding with some slim shady wanna be, only thing stronger than his game is his cologne and lust for underage girls. If legal age guaranteed daddy issues, meth addiction
Sometimes people like things that you do not like. This sort of thing happens all the time. For example, I love The Smiths. My wife thinks Morrissey is a whiney little bitch. Unlike you, my wife doesn't attempt to shame me on the internet because we like different things.
Some people just enjoy modding cars even if there is no utility to it. It's like taking something that there are thousands of copies of and making it your own. Others may not appreciate it but it's a fun and sometimes weird expression of whoever owns it. Just think of it as art, because it is.
Uhm yeah, if you happened upon that car on the street, a blurred out license plate would be the thing preventing you from realizing this post is about that car.
Haters gonna hate. Tell me, who sounds more like a loser? Someone driving a car with modifications you don't typically see in your day-to-day drive, or some dipshit on reddit who has a snarky comment to post anonymously because they wouldn't have the chutzpah to say it to the guy's face? Lmao
confetti cannons duh..
book him today for your gender reveal needs
My guess was anti-aircraft missiles for OSHP helicopters; but, confetti canons is more plausible.
Their car go brrrrr
50th upvote here ya go
I drive a Dodge Stratus!
Every time I see a Dodge Stratus I think of this sketch. They're rare nowadays though.
It's a Decepticon obviously. Looks like you caught it at 90% car mode.
That guy lives up the street from me lol
Can you ask them why they did this?
Please let me know lol
Bosuzoku! It's an entire subculture in Japan!
I kinda was thinking the same thing, but this is such a poorly done example if that's what they were going for.
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BRAKE! Light on
TShirt cannons
That would actually be pretty awesome haha.
*Spoiler Alert*
Those are rear mounted cannons to shoot down aircraft that may be chasing the car
Pretty popular in Ukraine right now.
That’s the coolest fucking guy in Ohio! What’s there to understand?
Smol pp
His girlfriend got a restraining order and he has to announce when he is within 500 yards of her.
I don't understand it and I don't particularly like it but I applaud his creative ability and it probably makes him very happy...
Broad street. That’s your answer.
Tax write-off if spoiler doubles as a pallet rack
I want to see those pipes launch confetti...
You see strange shit on broad street.
You see strange shit in Columbus period lol
Adds at least 69hp
Nice
HAHAHA, A Dodge trying to be cool.....🤡
mallninjashit
Nah, this is all
It's so that the burnouts they do in front of brothers and bbr by the arena are super loud and therefore cool.
E Broad and Nelson Rd?
Yep!
WELCOME TO THE THUNDEROOOOOME!!!
Ohio Motherfucker
Spoiler Alert!
Car guy here, there is nothing to understand the owners just a smoothbrain
If you like the way something looks and you have the money to buy it, it can be yours!
Smol penor
You wouldn’t get it..
They did it to get your attention and it obviously worked quite well.
Hell yeah it did
Dodge SpaceWank ?
Wu Tang forever
Your eyes are on LSD.
Don't try to understand, sometimes it's better to not think too much into it or about it.
I just wanna know how the exhaust function's i drive a diesel and i don't even have stacks so kinda salty lol
It’s an urban fording setup. I see this is the dual snorkel model with the triple frito down draft system. Very high performance modification.
we call this "doing it wrong"
You found the Dodge Blowhard!
AeRoDyNaMiCs
Ya know those James Bond cars? Yeah, this isn't one of those...
Well what you’ve encountered is true awesomeness. Often replicated never duplicated. If explored further it with smells like drakar noir or black ice. Venture under the seat to find remnants of fast food and cigarette cellophane. Maybe rough around the edges but reeks of raw power. Sure maybe there’s a trick or two to get the ac to work properly. But the women you can pull with a machine like this. They have been run harder than the car. Light to light. Slam on the gas, red line it. Jam on the brakes harder than the pull out game. Definitely some shady electronics and lighting. An AUX cord that quit working months ago. The good news is the buy here pay here lot is behind on repos and the owner has moved back to moms house. Gas gauge continually below a 1/4 tank. Dare I get into mechanical? Only thing to note is 10k past due on oil change and badly needs a new exhaust system. Don’t laugh at it though. Your daughter may be inside. Riding with some slim shady wanna be, only thing stronger than his game is his cologne and lust for underage girls. If legal age guaranteed daddy issues, meth addiction
His car, his choice
Its about torque, drag, and penile deficiency.
I'm guessing that's one of those cars that you can hear 20 miles away
Feels insecure about his tiny dick or didn't get enough attention growing up.
Sometimes people like things that you do not like. This sort of thing happens all the time. For example, I love The Smiths. My wife thinks Morrissey is a whiney little bitch. Unlike you, my wife doesn't attempt to shame me on the internet because we like different things.
Im in no way shaming the person what so ever
Fukin bad ass! I'll never understand peoples need to understand other people.
If a weird custom spoiler is what it takes to motivate you to that 9-5, who am I to argue?
Some people just enjoy modding cars even if there is no utility to it. It's like taking something that there are thousands of copies of and making it your own. Others may not appreciate it but it's a fun and sometimes weird expression of whoever owns it. Just think of it as art, because it is.
Why not, honestly. Have fun with your stuff. Forget what other people think.
Help me understand why OP took the time to take the photo and make a Reddit post about it, but didn't have the decency to black out the license plate.
license plate is state property and OP is in public...
Uhm yeah, if you happened upon that car on the street, a blurred out license plate would be the thing preventing you from realizing this post is about that car.
It is diagnosed as “S. M. S.” Stupid Male Syndrome… I too suffered for years.
LOL, well, if that's their exhaust, it's either very fast or very loud! I like both!
That's the thing it wasn't loud lol
it's all the same to me
Autobots, role out!
People need hobbies. Who cares.
Too cool for school
Why not. Let people be creative. Much more rewarding than being critical about the “unusual”.
Haters gonna hate. Tell me, who sounds more like a loser? Someone driving a car with modifications you don't typically see in your day-to-day drive, or some dipshit on reddit who has a snarky comment to post anonymously because they wouldn't have the chutzpah to say it to the guy's face? Lmao
Two words. Small peepee. 😂🤣
Look what kind of car it is, now every time you see this model, look at who is driving it. There is your answer….
More money than brains
That nameplate on the back tells you everything you need to know.
It’s competing in Carmageddon! It has to be unless it’s Twisted Metal.
Twin charcoal chimney starters?
That's my next of the woods too. I have many questions.
Is that HEMI?
No, this is HEMI!:
Wu tang car ain’t nuthin to fuck with
It makes it go vroom-vroom fast. If you don’t know now you know pleb.
Atomic batteries to power.....turbines to speed.......
Def ups the resale value that’s prob why
That car is now equipped with… horsepower
Setting another goal after buying huge poor performing rims.
Needs more downforce
Its's superthunderstingcar:
They look like coal starters. The handle gave it away
These are speed holes/flaps. They make the car go faster.
This makes my soul hurt.
Its a mopar thing..
Morters
I think that might be a brand new time machine, but I would think they would pick a Saturn or Pontiac since they no longer make those...
Oh, and it looks like your parking break is on? The light might be out of whack...
Straight piping gone terribly wrong.
Custom plate should read “SSADAB”
He needs more downforce when traveling at 35 mph 🤪
Make car go vroom
I see you visited the south side.
I read this in Derek from Vice Grip Garage's voice.
Yes! You know exactly what im talking about lol.. When i was writing that i was in Derek form
What the hell is even that?
I can hear this photo as a gas station worker
Wisdom on wheels
Yep..... that's a Super Charger
They had to put their insecurity on display somehow.
My guess is better Aerodynamics
You wouldn't get it.