I just litterally said this, like what do you expect in that swampy looking water 😂 I already knew when I seen this at the beginning there would be a gator involved, but yet still scream ohh shiiit 😂😂
Right? Goes into gator water. Is scared when gator is in water. ??? They could have done literally anything else with their day. I'm just not that adventurous, I guess lol
Today I’m going to kayak in an alligator infested swamp. By myself. During mating season. In very murky water. Isolated from any form of help within hundreds of miles. Are these normal thoughts? Nope nope nope.
Even before that. You could hear a splash of something clearly getting in the water, he turned around but couldn’t pin point where it came from and gator was already invisible in that water
Not to be contrarian but that 'feeling' could simply be selection bias. We know if this video is posted here something's gonna happen, so we're already pre-disposed to expect something.
You’re telling me something didn’t feel quite right while you watched a “CrazyFuckingVideo” involving someone kayaking in a swamp, with a title implying danger?
Yeah but you have to admit it looks like a great spot to do it. Even a rough patch can tip a kayak or some rapids handled wrong. Person handled it perfect tho
Ik dude didnt get attacked BUT i have this idea of like.... what if you attach small blades to the end of your paddle and have a dual bladed glaive to defend yourself ™️
Fun fact reptiles like gators and crocs have pelvic bones which thrust their legs out laterally so their bellies lie flat on the ground. Dinosaurs have pelvic bone which thrust their legs out perpendicular to their torso like a dog or a cat. If you aren’t a vegetarian you’ve probably eaten dinosaur this week because chickens are literally dinosaurs. 😃
Florida is like that special needs kid in high school. Pretty nice some times, but will randomly snap and then pinch your nipples and try to bite your face.
As they try to speed away; the banjo music begins to play and voices call from both banks "He got a real purty mouth" "Don't give it all to Bitey, save some for us" "Make em squeal pa!"
Am I stupid or something? I love canoing and kayaking but up north where I know there are no giant maneating creatures lurking underwater. You couldn't pay me enough to go kyaking in fucking Florida.
I live in louisiana but the alligators aren't usually aggressive, they would much rather just get away from you in most cases, but I always bring a gun just incase
I've kayaked in Florida a bunch, any gators I've seen swim away and manatees just let you float right over them. Ibe never seen a shark but alot of dolphins and gorgeous views.
I grew up on the bayou in St. Martinville Louisiana. My grandpa knew the water like the back of his hand. He had been running up and down that damn bayou for 50+ years. We’d canoe / kayak all the time out there, it’s so relaxing. We also swam, water-ski, and went tubing out there all the time. Never experienced anything like this. That’s horrifying.
Any time I’ve paddled a whitewater boat on flat water is has been a less than fun experience. Worked out well for this paddler, but it seems like an odd setup unless he was expecting to be accosted by gators.
Everybody talking about how this was a bad day..... this would be a great day! You don't fully savour your life until you have some interesting encounters like that.
I dont unserstand where the urge to keep your loved ones worried whenever u go out doing something like this comes from....humans are incredibly selfish.
Gators are one of a few things that actually make me nervous and this is the first video in a long time that raised my heart rate not out of annoyance.
In Louisiana most gators would want to get away from you but it this was near a swamp tour, or any of that nature the gator may have approached him out of curiosity, that gator seems young
We (tourists) were canoeing (rental) in the stream below Wikiva springs north of Orlando - me in front, Hubby in rear, teen in the middle. I bumped the front into a ~submerged “log” which of course was a not-recognized gater. Which promptly “grinned” at us, slapped and splashing the canoe with its tail. I lurched backwards and almost landed on my daughter (straight back, not sideways tipping us over - did that much right!). We have never gone there again.
Annnnd this is why I don’t kayak. I kayaked once and flipped the kayak twice in like a 30 minute kayak trip 😂. Probably worth noting that I can’t swim and just sink.
We were on a family holiday to Florida and got sold a kayaking trip in Ocala National Forest. A 4 hour kayaking experience to see the Forest. Sounded good. None of us with any Kayaking experience or any idea what we were getting into. We were left on our own and told we’d get picked up if we just kept following the river
Never been there, but I fail to understand why anyone in the South would ever want to go OUTSIDE with those creepy fucks littered everywhere. They're literally remnants of prehistoric times.
This is why Florida man is a thing…because their ancestors came over from Europe, got off the boat, and said “yeah, this seems like a good place to stop”. Everyone with half a brain got moving north or west almost immediately.
Welcome to
That kind of water just screams gator
And snek in tree. This dude was way too casual about this from the start and ALONE.
Ikr and what a relaxing way to spend your time not you can actually see him shaking afterwards that’s a hard pass for me
I just litterally said this, like what do you expect in that swampy looking water 😂 I already knew when I seen this at the beginning there would be a gator involved, but yet still scream ohh shiiit 😂😂
Right? Goes into gator water. Is scared when gator is in water. ??? They could have done literally anything else with their day. I'm just not that adventurous, I guess lol
Today I’m going to kayak in an alligator infested swamp. By myself. During mating season. In very murky water. Isolated from any form of help within hundreds of miles. Are these normal thoughts? Nope nope nope.
Take a GoPro with you
Don't forget not to mention it to anyone before you go.
The name for this video
I do this at least once a week throughout the mating season.
Homie needs a shrink doctor!
Looks a territorial behavior more than an attempt to eat him
He’s also a pretty small gator
Yeah it also looks like he flipped the kayak himself
I would have shit my kayak
Yea the dude's hand is inexplicably steady, while mine would looked more like Micheal J Fox's in a blender.
At least it's still in the bathroom, right?!
I feel like every human should have that “something don’t feel right” alert inside them, cause those were the vibes I got when it was just dead quiet
When he spun around and looked behind him.
Even before that. You could hear a splash of something clearly getting in the water, he turned around but couldn’t pin point where it came from and gator was already invisible in that water
Not to be contrarian but that 'feeling' could simply be selection bias. We know if this video is posted here something's gonna happen, so we're already pre-disposed to expect something.
His Human Sense should have been tingling.. mine was.
Absolutely.
It’s the breathing at the end that scares me
You’re telling me something didn’t feel quite right while you watched a “CrazyFuckingVideo” involving someone kayaking in a swamp, with a title implying danger?
Tbf this dudes entite ride was problably that silent.
We do!
Nothing in my brain says “ go kayak in this swamp”. Looks beautiful though🤪
Yeah but you have to admit it looks like a great spot to do it. Even a rough patch can tip a kayak or some rapids handled wrong. Person handled it perfect tho
That’s what I was thinking. The scenery is amazing but I value my neck more than this risk.
Not a swamp
Ahh your first mistake was the meat flavored cologne
Gator don’t play no shit!
NEVER BEEN BOUT DAT
Kayaker did an amazing job of remaining calm
Was an alligator stalking him?
And an amazing job of kayaking to an alligator alley
Ik dude didnt get attacked BUT i have this idea of like.... what if you attach small blades to the end of your paddle and have a dual bladed glaive to defend yourself ™️
Dang, I bet he felt his heart beats in the mouth!
His paddling speed went up like 500% after that bump
That's why mine never leaves Dick's Sporting Goods.
This video had a bad vibe before I even knew what sub this was in.
I truly don't understand wanting to kayak in a seamp where there's for sure gators. I prefer my kayak trips free of fucking dinosaurs
I go in the ocean, just different dinosaurs
I’ve taken a pirogue out in swampy waters many times. It’s actually very peaceful and beautiful.
Fun fact reptiles like gators and crocs have pelvic bones which thrust their legs out laterally so their bellies lie flat on the ground. Dinosaurs have pelvic bone which thrust their legs out perpendicular to their torso like a dog or a cat. If you aren’t a vegetarian you’ve probably eaten dinosaur this week because chickens are literally dinosaurs. 😃
Lol you could have skied behind him on his way back to where he came from.
Sometimes you enjoy nature, sometimes nature enjoys you.
How is it that easy for the kayak to tip over lol
It's a white water kayak. My first kayak was a recreational one. Then I bought a day tour kayak. Night and day difference in stability.
That’s a gator!!!! Holy shiiiiit!
The way he grabs that twig for stability and it breaks off. No comfort in the wild.
Lets just go in a gator infested area with a kayak and no one with me, sounds about right
i was really expecting yoda to come out of nowhere
This is no place to be kayaking.
Is this also why you only go kayaking in your bathtub as video titled already in different sub?
This the type of stuff I’ll do in the metaverse from the comfort of my own bedroom
Gators and sharks...I can leave them alone
Yep I stay away from deep waters and swamps.. they stay out of my backyard. It’s a fair trade off
Florida is like that special needs kid in high school. Pretty nice some times, but will randomly snap and then pinch your nipples and try to bite your face.
Just Florida thangs baby
As they try to speed away; the banjo music begins to play and voices call from both banks "He got a real purty mouth" "Don't give it all to Bitey, save some for us" "Make em squeal pa!"
That's a baby. Gotta go at him like the preditor you are. They only look scary
Aligator aligaaaator (helicopter for the ref)
Gator don’t play no shit!
We're going to need a bigger boat.
That alligator just tried to put that man six feet under
Wtf did you think was going to happen
Why did he fall ?
A hater charged at him before he fell, you can see it's head at the left side of the kayak
He paddlin a lot faster after
How did this guy not say ohhhhh fuckkkk or anything along those lines
Waterproof M80’s in a bag if i ever go kayaking. May not see much nature but freaking gators gonna have tenitus for a week after i roll through.
Why is he even kayaking in waters like that.. he needs a little boat
Falling in seems like a bad idea.
Nobody else notices the face at 1:02??
Am I stupid or something? I love canoing and kayaking but up north where I know there are no giant maneating creatures lurking underwater. You couldn't pay me enough to go kyaking in fucking Florida.
I live in louisiana but the alligators aren't usually aggressive, they would much rather just get away from you in most cases, but I always bring a gun just incase
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I've kayaked in Florida a bunch, any gators I've seen swim away and manatees just let you float right over them. Ibe never seen a shark but alot of dolphins and gorgeous views.
If I lived anywhere where I knew crocodiles lived in, no fucking way am I going kayaking there.
An extreme amount of fecal matter would involuntarily exit my body.
Why was he not screaming for his mommy like I would have been?
I grew up on the bayou in St. Martinville Louisiana. My grandpa knew the water like the back of his hand. He had been running up and down that damn bayou for 50+ years. We’d canoe / kayak all the time out there, it’s so relaxing. We also swam, water-ski, and went tubing out there all the time. Never experienced anything like this. That’s horrifying.
Good thing they were a whitewater kayaker and not some rekkie without a skirt. lol.
Any time I’ve paddled a whitewater boat on flat water is has been a less than fun experience. Worked out well for this paddler, but it seems like an odd setup unless he was expecting to be accosted by gators.
Did I miss something? He tipped over, then righted himself, then moved along
A gator charged him.
A gator charges him and he tips.
Gator?
Looks like a fresh water snapping tiger squid. They are known to get vicious if you disturb their seashells.
my thalassophobia went over the roof...
The people really have a death wish.
Didnt even see the gator tbh, just thought he tipped over
Most gators would rather get away from you, but this is why you bring a gun when kayaking in those areas
Everybody talking about how this was a bad day..... this would be a great day! You don't fully savour your life until you have some interesting encounters like that.
I dont unserstand where the urge to keep your loved ones worried whenever u go out doing something like this comes from....humans are incredibly selfish.
The dude just wanted to ride a kayak in some wilderness why does that make him selfish?
Yeah a gator swam right at him. He's surprisingly calm about it.
Here is your video at 0.5x speed
What’s so crazy about this fucking video?
Gater knocked him over
Gators are one of a few things that actually make me nervous and this is the first video in a long time that raised my heart rate not out of annoyance.
Im so glad im watching this while in the toilet. Makes it easier to go down.
Just like in the movies, but for real!
Why even go here and kayak to begin with? Just by the looks of this water, i wouldnt even go near it.
Better thank God for having a skirt over the cockpit, you would have taken a ton of water on that roll and end up being gator food.
*forcefully paddles faster
Where’s the snake ?
Gave me chills lol
I thought for sure we were going to see a gopro work it's way through a gators intestinal tract.
I’m moving to Louisiana this summer. I will not be kayaking there.
There would be a turd floating downstream because I would have literally shit myself.
I think alligators are cool as shit but you couldn't pay me enough to be in water like this, at least not in a fucking kayak.
What we’re you doing in his swamp?!
Mfs kayaking the depths of the congo
Everyone knows you dont kayak here, you know there be gators, you might get away with it once, you might be ok 99 times but 1 time you will be food.
Ya fuck that lol
Someone hasn’t been watching “Something bit me” on discovery channel
It’s giving “Nah bruh turn around”!
With that adrenaline pumping he should make good time back to the boat ramp. Buddy was hauling ass gtfo
Now he's gotta dump all the poop out the kayak
Naw! “Let me tell you how I lost this arm.” Head ass
Nah fam
ok but if you kayak in a place that looks like this, you're asking for it bucko
In Louisiana most gators would want to get away from you but it this was near a swamp tour, or any of that nature the gator may have approached him out of curiosity, that gator seems young
hey we should totally kayak in gator lakes
Just looking at the water, the fact I can’t look down beneath me, the kayak is staying on land 🤣 I’d rather kayak in the pool
Ah yes darwin at play 😌
Appropriate skin on the paddle!
I'm just kayaking through the everglades where there are
I expected a gator or a big ass fish
Or just fuck swamps
That’s fucking terrifying
That’s a experience
Dude was super composed after nearly drowning. But then he suddenly went race mode.
I didn't see anything
Would have had a heart attack
Hell no these waters say gators are lurking around. I was expecting a gator to pop out flip his kayak
We (tourists) were canoeing (rental) in the stream below Wikiva springs north of Orlando - me in front, Hubby in rear, teen in the middle. I bumped the front into a ~submerged “log” which of course was a not-recognized gater. Which promptly “grinned” at us, slapped and splashing the canoe with its tail. I lurched backwards and almost landed on my daughter (straight back, not sideways tipping us over - did that much right!). We have never gone there again.
if you gonna repost a tired old video thats been here 100s of times, at least trim off the 35 seconds of nothing in the beginning…
From the movie "Southern Comfort"; "Dis is our home and don't nobody fuck with it" "You better go on home boy,my friends,they not nice like me!"
Insert the Kendrick Lamar line “uh-uh, fuck dat”
Fuark moi
Annnnd this is why I don’t kayak. I kayaked once and flipped the kayak twice in like a 30 minute kayak trip 😂. Probably worth noting that I can’t swim and just sink.
I think it was just a beaver
On the way back he was much faster! Why ?
this mf was giggling???
Only bathtub threat is the rubber ducks
We were on a family holiday to Florida and got sold a kayaking trip in Ocala National Forest. A 4 hour kayaking experience to see the Forest. Sounded good. None of us with any Kayaking experience or any idea what we were getting into. We were left on our own and told we’d get picked up if we just kept following the river
I didn’t realise they could cover 15 feet in a second 😱
Loxahatchee river Jupiter, FL? Be careful in spring. There are 2 big mammas after the first dsm.
This is just Darwinism at its finest, you know there are gators, crocs, in the area you are using your kayak, do it at you an discretion.
Sir do you have a minute to talk about our lord a savior?
I liked how he hauled ass. No risk, no story.
I live in rural ohio and I have a giant fear of alligators
I was expecting a croc to show up
holy shit
That's why I live in Washington state.
Mama gator protecting her nest
There has got to be more then one lurking.
Beautiful area, but uh.. that water hides secrets
https://youtu.be/ZRJ_tgwyLUM
"Right, think I'll just go home and have celery."
Play stupid games.... you know the rest.
Bro kayacking for his life(idk how to spell)
😂😂😂 what a moron! He likes skulls too lol he's so tuff he shit himself
Boo
turns around and goes home
The caption hahaha
Hell nope
How does the word fuck not leave his mouth.. not even once?
Your in the wrong hood G.
Reasons we don’t kayak alone .
Maybe he wanted to die and had a near death clarity as opposed to post nut clarity.
Watching this with headphones waiting for gator jumpscare gave me mad anxiety.
I’m not perfect and I am jumpy. However.. I would not have rolled out my kayak if a gator rolled up, they’ve done it to me before, just kept rowing..
This is crazy scary, at least he's safe now. . . i hope lol.
Croc time
Never been there, but I fail to understand why anyone in the South would ever want to go OUTSIDE with those creepy fucks littered everywhere. They're literally remnants of prehistoric times.
Happens once or twice a year to us.
This is why Florida man is a thing…because their ancestors came over from Europe, got off the boat, and said “yeah, this seems like a good place to stop”. Everyone with half a brain got moving north or west almost immediately.