being that close up the ass of another car if it has to stop in a hurry slamming on the brakes will send that shit straight out the front window with the cowboy holding on for his life
Plot twist: this stranger just climbed in because he saw a little knothole in the wood and it was just the right size. It’s kind of a modern day Goldilocks story. He had tried multiple holes before this but they were either too big or too small, too hot or too cold, too dry or too moist. We’ll call it Randylocks.
I had to double take and zoom in to see there is someone laying on top. Trying to figure out the blame here. Too little education or way to much? Who came up with the idea? Did they rock, paper, scissor and he lost? Or did he accidentally get tied down as well and they said fuck it. Not enough rope to go around again so just hang on. So many questions.
When George progressed his relationship from tree hugger , to lumber lover, not all of his family and friends were supportive, so he decided to elope with the love of his life.
I don't think that's the biggest concern here...
They should return that lumber, it's got a big crack on it
I don't see the issue here. This superb gentleman just wanted to display his morning wood to all the passerbys
being that close up the ass of another car if it has to stop in a hurry slamming on the brakes will send that shit straight out the front window with the cowboy holding on for his life
It's improper lumber humping technique. No leverage at all from that position.
Exactly. That guy should be wearing red pants.
Yeah, I was thinking this whole operation would be a lot easier without the corpse in the trunk.
Hahaha 😂😂😂
With a ratchet strap like that it ain't goin no wheres
That's an interesting tie down...
Plot twist: this stranger just climbed in because he saw a little knothole in the wood and it was just the right size. It’s kind of a modern day Goldilocks story. He had tried multiple holes before this but they were either too big or too small, too hot or too cold, too dry or too moist. We’ll call it Randylocks.
The guy straddling is the icing on the cake
I just thought he was loading it in a parking lot at first.
Look at meee, I’m cargo!
Took me too long to notice the guy dry humping the planks
Johnny won’t be happy to hear this
How do you know it's dry and the fly is not open?
The whole situation is a red flag.
Boy gettin the wussy
I think he surrender to the laws of the roads maybe?
Must be French.
I can see the wood sliding back and taking the dude with it lol
Taking his wood with it. Oh the splinters!!!
I'm getting some Dr. Strangelove ending vibes.
As if the guy laying on the wood wasn't enough of a sign, they wanted to flag to make sure you know they just gave up.
Maybe they thought the red neck in the back is enough of a flag
These people vote.
you don't know that for a fact.
Steve O wouldnt do something that stupid and he's done some stupid stuff
Welcome to Jackass, I'm Steve O, and this is Morning Wood
It must be in the south. That’s the confederate flag.
It's about to be brown
This one won the weekly "best idiots in cars" award.
That is a white flag of surrender, in the crash you will set the terms.
I see a red flag for sure
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Holy shit what a dick. I reported it, you the real OP, thank you for what you do
Omg the anxiety 👀
At least it’s a decent size. Half the time I see half a filthy facecloth hanging from a roof mounted ladder, warning nobody of nothing.
Mans clearly got wood.
If i’m going to die, i want to die with my arms wrapped around my home depot purchase.
The cops will stop him, whoop his ass, and make him use his red ass cheeks as a flag
idiotsofhomedepot
Isn't the driver supposed to be not an idiot?
FINALLY A GOOD POST THANK YOU DARKMAN
"Hold my beer"
It’s kinda sad that he’s not friendly with ANYONE who owns a truck.
I mean, you’re already at a hardware store why not buy some ratchet straps. It at least makes this a little less idiotic.
Seems like a pretty clear sign of surrender
Someone drew the short straw?
Ever since Lake Mead started drying up, people have been getting creative, if sloppy, on body disposal.
The battle was joined by one brave soul.
I think it’s probably fine, looks like he’s got it covered.
I had to double take and zoom in to see there is someone laying on top. Trying to figure out the blame here. Too little education or way to much? Who came up with the idea? Did they rock, paper, scissor and he lost? Or did he accidentally get tied down as well and they said fuck it. Not enough rope to go around again so just hang on. So many questions.
Well, this is obviously french, its their national flag...
I'm part french and i resemble that remark.
thoughtful of them to have the flag, wouldn't want anyone to get hurt.
Not if you have an ass, signaling the load, then the flag should be plastic.
I don't know but that dude's pants are going to be brown by the end of the trip.
At first glance I figured he was on his way to a proctologist.
Wood can’t consent.
Home slice straddling the wood (huh huh) in the back of the vehicle isn’t gonna keep it from sliding out if it gets that momentum
Should have steel toed boots when moving material.
In India construction workers generally wear flip flops or sandals. Makes me cringe just like these wood asses.
Our flag means death
They just got married
That fat man regulated?
They used a white flag to show they've given up... on life.
After the dude falls off when they are on the highway, it will be black.
I want video of when they go over some speed bumps. 😁
Yes.
Must be from the South.
Do you really need a better warning than the guy laying down on planks of wood inside an open trunk?
Lmfao. How would anyone think this is a good idea
Wrong wrong wrong. You just need to slap the pile with your palm and say “she ain’t going anywhere” then get in. If you’re touching it you get a jinx.
It's for when they have to abandon the car later
I think the toilet paper just got caught from his shoe.
Funny looking tie down strap
I have seen it all… 🫣
Not for surrender, which is clearly what that guy wants to do. They rent trucks guys.
That flag would be looking pretty brown if I was the guy holding the planks down inside the car.
So you’re not questioning the dude holding it all together lol
They surrendered there sanity. Means stay 10000000 feet back
This person identifies as a tie down.
Dang it French people. Stop with the white flags.
Next time rent the Home Depot truck for $19. Yeesh.
You need a drivers license to rent a truck! Yeeah.
Possibly - but flag colour may vary by location. But it is good to see that the human wedge has been correctly applied.
Brilliant! Why would you want to simply loose all your wood? You could loose the wood and you life. 2 for 1.
maybe his undies are red or orange, though after the trip they may be brown.
Day workers?
It's because he surrendered to his stupidity.
A white flag means surrender, so maybe they're signaling that they've given up on logic.
Dude has his wood on the wood. He better watch out for splinters.
Perhaps the Guy was Just Married
I will be very supprised if it not Florida
That's actually a motorcycle rider who didn't see the over-hanging lumber in time to stop.
When George progressed his relationship from tree hugger , to lumber lover, not all of his family and friends were supportive, so he decided to elope with the love of his life.
I don’t think these idiots have a clue. Period.
He has surrendered his arse!
I am sure his wife is driving. He is waving the white flag of surrender.
His pants are supposed to be orange.
I think the flag is the least of the concerns in this photo
i mean, i see a bunch of red flags...
That’s only when you don’t also have a WHOLE ASS GUY laying on the wood.
God this made me laugh so hard!
No he’s headed home to a failing marriage. The white flag is a call for help.
A Mexican tie strap - Manual
Hey yeah can I get ten 15 foot two by fours and a Kentucky fried idiot at the hardware store plz honey. Here's my loyalty card.
He's surrendering to idiocy.
I guess he's surrendering to that load...
Hit a bump and his ass is up on the roof
He is giving up!
I think he's more of a counter weight than a ratchet strap judging by that over hang lol
Guarantee you the retailer worker got cursed out by the customer when they tried to tell them that "this is dangerous" and refuse to help them load
I'm pretty sure that's a Confederate flag
Not if you’re French
They're french
I like the strap they're using to tie down those lumber. Lol
We all know a guy who would ride the wood, don’t we? When I saw the guy lying on top, I thought, that’s definitely something Kevin would do.
It’ll turn red once it penetrates a windshield
Yeah. The flag..
He has one hand on the wheel and a stick to accelerate and brake with in the other. He is also texting.
OMG I didn’t see that person holding on for dear life immediately. That cracked me up!!!!
It's more like I surrender!
I guess they didnt realized they had rails on the top of their car?
What flag
Give it time, it'll be brown by the time it gets where it's going.
Isn't a hearse required when transporting a body? /s
A few stop and gos and the wood and the flag might be red , blood red
Surprised it wasn't tied to their ass....Would have drawn more attention. /s
I think the color of the safety (cough cough) flag is the LEAST of their worries....
It’s the least of their worries.
It's not often that they have an "all you can carry lumber" at Menards.
Unless you have given up
I’m imagining he did a little hamster leap onto this pile.
God damn it Jim, you better not let the shit go!
imagine the splinters if someone rear ends him.
Some morning wood yall
WTH is he holding on to in there?