Bartender here. We always have a Jameson bottle full of iced tea when we know people are gonna be trying to buy us shots all night. Usually for like birthday parties or whatever.
I saw a blues musician do a set- he was swigging from a bottle of Jack. Backstage, I found out that it was an empty Jack bottle filled with tea. You can do the reverse.
Or disguise it as something completely different. If it's outside, empty out a sun lotion bottle and put it through the dishwasher a couple of times and refil it with your drink of choice. Nobody opens the sunlotion, it's the perfect way to smuggle booze.
This is an unbelievably common trick. I used to work behind a bar and people would constantly buy us drinks. So we'd take a shot of vodka, charge them for vodka, drink water, and pocket the money.
Pure leaf tea. Heat up boiling water. Dunk the cap of the bottle in the water. Pull it out and use an oven mit. Unscrew the cap slowly and it won’t break the seal. Refil with Jack, dunk the cap back into the water for 5seconds. Screw the cap back on. Seal ring should still be intact
Can't believe I had to scroll this far for this. I'd imagine the non-alcoholic drink has to be sealed to prevent exactly this, but none of the other answers address the issue. Nice method!
Lol now I'm imagining OP doing a hefty bit of predrinking, being buzzed, mumbling, jumbling, reeeking of whiskey as they try to pass through the security checkpoints with this mangy looking iced apple tea jug that they've spilled onto themselves a few times already and just can't seem to keep the lid on.
Lol now I'm imagining OP doing a hefty bit of predrinking, being buzzed, mumbling, jumbling, reeeking of whiskey as they try to pass through the security checkpoints with this mangy looking iced apple tea jug that they've spilled onto themselves a few times already and just can't seem to keep the lid on.
To be fair, these beverages also come in conveniently sized plastic bottles as well... but even still, it doesn't seem like it would be that out of place drinking from a gallon jug at a college sportsball event - college aged people can get be pretty wild
instead of whiskey do vodka... you cant smell it, and you wont reek of liquor after drinking it. mixes with everything, or just in any bottle of water (instead of the water)
Literally the reason vodka became so popular when it emerged in the US market. Can't smell like whiskey at fam events, work or church. Depends on your work and fam tho i guess
Or, just mix coke and wisky in a coke bottle. Or do pure wodka in a water bottle. Or throw in wisky and ice in a isolation cup. Or make your own sigarettes with pot and sneak them in on your high school dance at age 17
I quit drinking 2years ago because I mastered all these. Mini bottles are your friend. Also as Bills season tix holders (bills mafia), my gf had a plastic soft flask we'd fill with booze and shed hide in her huge titties.
They will probably check if it's sealed or not. Best option is wear pants, pour whiskey in a thin bottle, and put it in your sock. Bring unopened bottle of apple juice. Get inside pour that shit out and pour whiskey in now empty bottle
Burn or drill small hole in bottom of coke bottle...dump as much as as necessary out...insert liquor with large syringe or other device you might prefer....hot glue the hole closed. Mic drop. Or put bottles in someone's titties. Either should do. Ha.
Surely someone could fabricate a fake titty filled with the booze of your choice? Then, when thirsty, slip the fake boob out of your friends clothing and slurp down the tasty beverage. Even better if you are a female. You don't need a partner. Just lop out the booze teet and refresh oneself. Good for sporting events, pta meetings, weddings, christenings, baptisms, lengthy job interviews. Hell I'm onto a winner, how do I contact dragons den?
Most venues allow a sealed, smallish water bottle. Dump the water, add white tequila and use white glue to make a seal around the cap. Once inside, buy a lemonade and you’ll have a pretty good margarita! Bring 2!
I know at the MLB Baseball stadium I used to work at they would allow you to being a Styrofoam cup filled with just about anything, they didn't ever check what was inside.
As a sneaky whiskey drunker...any bottled ice tea brand looks similar to whiskey. However, unless you are just taking lil swigs aways from prying eyes 👀 someone will notice.
Listen to me. Idk if i’m too late but depending on how foolproof you wanna do this I have a way that is almost impossible to catch. Basicaly you put the whiskey in an iced tea bottle, then you close the bottle and you apply a second factory seal. All you need is a second identicle bottle that you do not open. There is a simple process that involves boiling water that will let you remove the sealed cap from the other bottle and apply it to your boozed one. I have done this maybe 12-15 times and it works especially for when you go into an event and a doorman tries to look for booze. If the bottle is unsealed, the doorman can open it, take a sniff and instantly know if it’s alcohol or not. By sealing your bottle, the chances of it being discovered are very slim because most doormen at these kinds of events will not open a bottle if it has the factory seal. So depending on if there is a doorman or not at your event I recommend this because it takes only about 10 minutes to do and will work reliably.
Drops of food dye is probably a good idea. Iced tea, apple juice, or tamarind soda will look suspicious since it looks like whisky but diet Coke won't.
Iced tea bottle. Add a small drop of red food coloring and a drop of green to darken the whiskey to a darker tea color. Or depending on the whiskey, a green tea and just a tiny bit of yellow food coloring will work.
Tamarind soda is brown. For extra credit buy some jarritos bottles of tamarind soda (your local Mexican grocery store probably has it) and fill that with your whisky. The only downside to this plan is you have to drink the tamarind soda which imo is nasty. Ymmv though
I once had shoes that had flasks in the soles, you can easily smuggle booze in anywhere with those. Do a few pre game shots + flask shoes and u r good to go.
We used to sneak booze in to football games by pouring it in double plastic bags that we shoved down our pants. Just buy a coke or something and use the restroom to mix it. Grogg!
Fill a balloon or sealable bag in a camelback, fill camelback with water. When they look in your camelback they'll see and smell water, dump water out pop balloon or open bag drink whiskey from camelback.
We used to mix a 2-liter of coke with whiskey for the hydroplane races. You can take a knife and reverse the “teeth” on the cap seal so it comes off without breaking and then put it back on and it looks factory sealed.
Before you post a comment, remember that it will affect another person and could potentially destroy lives.
Iced tea
I call that the "festival special"
The Lahey special.
This, is what they use on TV and movies.
Used to refill my exes dads bottle with tea. He didn't notice until it started growing mold.
Brisk if it needs to be visible in plastic.
This is the way.
Bartender here. We always have a Jameson bottle full of iced tea when we know people are gonna be trying to buy us shots all night. Usually for like birthday parties or whatever.
I saw a blues musician do a set- he was swigging from a bottle of Jack. Backstage, I found out that it was an empty Jack bottle filled with tea. You can do the reverse.
Or disguise it as something completely different. If it's outside, empty out a sun lotion bottle and put it through the dishwasher a couple of times and refil it with your drink of choice. Nobody opens the sunlotion, it's the perfect way to smuggle booze.
This is an unbelievably common trick. I used to work behind a bar and people would constantly buy us drinks. So we'd take a shot of vodka, charge them for vodka, drink water, and pocket the money.
That used to be a line used in feuds by rock bands back in the 80's by saying they are drinking tea instead of whiskey.
Pure leaf tea. Heat up boiling water. Dunk the cap of the bottle in the water. Pull it out and use an oven mit. Unscrew the cap slowly and it won’t break the seal. Refil with Jack, dunk the cap back into the water for 5seconds. Screw the cap back on. Seal ring should still be intact
Underrated instructions ⬆️
Can't believe I had to scroll this far for this. I'd imagine the non-alcoholic drink has to be sealed to prevent exactly this, but none of the other answers address the issue. Nice method!
Wow this is impressive. It does make me wonder if someone just might have a drinking issue? Still, great tip that I will probably never use.
Pure leaf drinks
This exactly.
Iced tea is probably best, but apple juice is pretty close to.
A 20 year old bringing a jug of apple juice to an event would raise some red flags.
Man just mix some in your bottle of coke lol.
This is the way. Drinking your whiskey with a straight face is a learned skill OP may not have yet as a youngster. Mixed drink for the win.
OP is underage.
oh no, not illegal underage drinking in the illegal life pro tips sub lmao
does that change anything?
Yup. 19-20 by his post history.
Y’all are okay with grand theft in this sub but not underage drugs and alcohol?
Drywaller or roofer piss at 7am.
Can confirm
Hahahahaha thank you for this
How does someone who got into college not know other brown liquids? lmao
Some of us had to live our entire childhoods with just whisky and milk.
If you can’t think of a single brown liquid, you probably shouldn’t be chugging straight whiskey in a public place
Arizona iced tea.
Seeing as you couldn't think of an answer yourself and had to ask someone else, maybe it's best you don't do this.
Lol now I'm imagining OP doing a hefty bit of predrinking, being buzzed, mumbling, jumbling, reeeking of whiskey as they try to pass through the security checkpoints with this mangy looking iced apple tea jug that they've spilled onto themselves a few times already and just can't seem to keep the lid on.
Lol now I'm imagining OP doing a hefty bit of predrinking, being buzzed, mumbling, jumbling, reeeking of whiskey as they try to pass through the security checkpoints with this mangy looking iced apple tea jug that they've spilled onto themselves a few times already and just can't seem to keep the lid on.
You needed Reddit to tell you that Iced Tea and Whiskey are the same color? 🤦♂️
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Apple juice this one is a no brainer dude
Iced tea, any type of tea, ginger ale, or just any soda that’s brown
Lmfao yea no one will notice you at the college sportsball game drinking straight from a jug of tea or apple juice. Carry on lol
To be fair, these beverages also come in conveniently sized plastic bottles as well... but even still, it doesn't seem like it would be that out of place drinking from a gallon jug at a college sportsball event - college aged people can get be pretty wild
OP is 12
instead of whiskey do vodka... you cant smell it, and you wont reek of liquor after drinking it. mixes with everything, or just in any bottle of water (instead of the water)
Literally the reason vodka became so popular when it emerged in the US market. Can't smell like whiskey at fam events, work or church. Depends on your work and fam tho i guess
You're in college and can't figure this out on your own?
Get a coke. Jack and Coke, whiskey and Coke. Etc
Brisk iced tea
Applejuice?
Are we really on reddit asking how to make a jack and coke?
Apple juice or ginger ale
Jameson looks exactly like apple juice
Apple juice
A light iced tea
Apple juice (maybe?)
You are in college and cant match colors on ur own bro?
Apple juice.
Ginger Ale or Apple juice.
Plain Apple Juice
Apple Juice
Iced tea, specifically Lipton.
Alcohol free whiskey.
Pure leaf iced tea
Iced tea. Duh.
As others said, tea.
Or, just mix coke and wisky in a coke bottle. Or do pure wodka in a water bottle. Or throw in wisky and ice in a isolation cup. Or make your own sigarettes with pot and sneak them in on your high school dance at age 17
I quit drinking 2years ago because I mastered all these. Mini bottles are your friend. Also as Bills season tix holders (bills mafia), my gf had a plastic soft flask we'd fill with booze and shed hide in her huge titties.
I think the commenters who say they refuse to offer advice to OP solely because OP is underage are forgetting what sub they're in...
I mean, my daughter just taped a bottle to her thigh for graduation… no one has to SEE your liquor.
They will probably check if it's sealed or not. Best option is wear pants, pour whiskey in a thin bottle, and put it in your sock. Bring unopened bottle of apple juice. Get inside pour that shit out and pour whiskey in now empty bottle
There are ways of resealing a container. But you are right, anything unsealed is a huge red flag.
Burn or drill small hole in bottom of coke bottle...dump as much as as necessary out...insert liquor with large syringe or other device you might prefer....hot glue the hole closed. Mic drop. Or put bottles in someone's titties. Either should do. Ha.
Surely someone could fabricate a fake titty filled with the booze of your choice? Then, when thirsty, slip the fake boob out of your friends clothing and slurp down the tasty beverage. Even better if you are a female. You don't need a partner. Just lop out the booze teet and refresh oneself. Good for sporting events, pta meetings, weddings, christenings, baptisms, lengthy job interviews. Hell I'm onto a winner, how do I contact dragons den?
Carry non alcoholic beer
Ice tea peach
Apple juice
Piss after a night full of whiskey
Kombucha, comes in all shades of brown, on the plus side noone will want to smell that.
Ginger ale, if you like the taste.
Apple juice all day long
monster energy drink, the black can with the green or blue logo.
Monster Import has a resealable top. That would be more ideal. Jolt Cola if it still existed would have been an even better alternative.
They're either going to check or don't give a fuck lol
I've bought whisky into clubs in a tea infuser and telling them it was tea. I am Asian so prejudice may be in play.
i think confidence is the same color.
Why does it need to look like whiskey lol just drink whatever you want to drink lol
Ginger ale
Brought JD in a brisk tea bottle
Just crotch a mickey on your way in. The junk is your get out if smuggling jail free storage area.
Just put vodka or gin in a water bottle and you’re set. Can always mix it with sprite beforehand or buy that at the event
Buy ginger ale and fill the bottles with whiskey sprite
Most venues allow a sealed, smallish water bottle. Dump the water, add white tequila and use white glue to make a seal around the cap. Once inside, buy a lemonade and you’ll have a pretty good margarita! Bring 2!
Diet Pepsi is just barely a shade darker than jim beam. That's all I know.
I know at the MLB Baseball stadium I used to work at they would allow you to being a Styrofoam cup filled with just about anything, they didn't ever check what was inside.
As a sneaky whiskey drunker...any bottled ice tea brand looks similar to whiskey. However, unless you are just taking lil swigs aways from prying eyes 👀 someone will notice.
Listen to me. Idk if i’m too late but depending on how foolproof you wanna do this I have a way that is almost impossible to catch. Basicaly you put the whiskey in an iced tea bottle, then you close the bottle and you apply a second factory seal. All you need is a second identicle bottle that you do not open. There is a simple process that involves boiling water that will let you remove the sealed cap from the other bottle and apply it to your boozed one. I have done this maybe 12-15 times and it works especially for when you go into an event and a doorman tries to look for booze. If the bottle is unsealed, the doorman can open it, take a sniff and instantly know if it’s alcohol or not. By sealing your bottle, the chances of it being discovered are very slim because most doormen at these kinds of events will not open a bottle if it has the factory seal. So depending on if there is a doorman or not at your event I recommend this because it takes only about 10 minutes to do and will work reliably.
Problem is you can smell it. Just get a Whisly flask and hide it somewhere.
Arizona ice tea tall cans - most bang for the buck.
Diet coke bottle. Whiskey. Drops of food dye.
Drops of food dye is probably a good idea. Iced tea, apple juice, or tamarind soda will look suspicious since it looks like whisky but diet Coke won't.
Ginger ale
Apple juice
Apple juice
LPT
Red Bull.
Iced tea
after workout Dehydration piss
Iced tea bottle. Add a small drop of red food coloring and a drop of green to darken the whiskey to a darker tea color. Or depending on the whiskey, a green tea and just a tiny bit of yellow food coloring will work.
Caramel food coloring works, it’s commonly used in movies for fake whiskey, just mix it with some water and there you go
Bro just buy some Arizona ice tea and lemonade it looks like whiskey
root beer
Sprite and coke mixed. It’ll lighten up the coke just enough to look like it’s mixed with something.
Far more options to this using vodka. I would just get a jug of Gatorade and mix in vodka and be done with it.
Just man up and empty a gaterade bottle out halfway and fill it with vodka.
just put the liquid in an envelope with your name and address on it so they can’t open it and check legally
Tamarind soda is brown. For extra credit buy some jarritos bottles of tamarind soda (your local Mexican grocery store probably has it) and fill that with your whisky. The only downside to this plan is you have to drink the tamarind soda which imo is nasty. Ymmv though
Empty out half a Coke and pour Jack in it.
Ginger ale
Poor out 3 ounces of cola, fill with three ounces of run.
Metal water bottle, fill with whatever you like, that’s what I do
Put vodka in a water bottle. Or try IASIP style and pour your whiskey in a sunscreen bottle
Cream soda
Apple juice!!
Pre-mix with a liter of soda. Seal the cap so it looks like it hasn't been open.
Apple juice
Tea, if you make it light
Apple juice
Tea. No one will second guess you unless they FRAGRANTLY smell it
Apple juice maybe
Ginger ale.
Ice tea watered down.
Some apple juices have the same colour.
Cream soda
Brisk
I once had shoes that had flasks in the soles, you can easily smuggle booze in anywhere with those. Do a few pre game shots + flask shoes and u r good to go.
Apple juice
Tea
Just take an opaque bottle. We used to do that with 2 Litters square carton bricks. And you can even improvise a strap with ductape for festivals!
Iced tea
We used to sneak booze in to football games by pouring it in double plastic bags that we shoved down our pants. Just buy a coke or something and use the restroom to mix it. Grogg!
Apple juice
Just say you're already high even if you're not and don't want to get mixed up, people often respect that and stop offering you everything
Camel backpack full of liquor of choice. Buy cokes at game…sell some to buddies to pay for tickets lol
Iced tea and lemon sunshine it is!!!
Use a screw top Monster Energy can. Not the normal 16 oz but the bigger one.
In Ireland we have brown lemonade
Cream Soda. I literally pour a half glass of cream soda in a whisky glass with a giant ice cube and feel like a baller lmao
Cream Soda looks to me like the right color, but it's carbonated, which could be a problem.
sparkling cider, literally looks exactly the same. Trust me.
Fill a balloon or sealable bag in a camelback, fill camelback with water. When they look in your camelback they'll see and smell water, dump water out pop balloon or open bag drink whiskey from camelback.
Vernors
Dr. Pepper
Apple juice
Food dye might help.
I was buying a round of whiskey and got a measure of apple juice for the non-driver so he could join in
Apple juice.
Expired gasoline. More proof than you can handle.
Tea
Apple juice
Buy the resealable caps online
Watered down flat pop?
A flask in your pocket/sock lmao
Pee
Flat watered down cola
Bottled tea. The black tea looks similar.
We used to mix a 2-liter of coke with whiskey for the hydroplane races. You can take a knife and reverse the “teeth” on the cap seal so it comes off without breaking and then put it back on and it looks factory sealed.
Pepsi
Apple juice
Apple juice
Apple juice