Wanted: For the murder of my fiancee's pinky toes

  1. It appears that your fiance wasn't in need of them anymore. After all look how grateful this little one looks for those little pinkies that he didn't need anymore!

  2. My man, I’m claiming my free award and giving it to you just because you know there’s a difference between “fiancé” and “fiancée.” Drives me crazy when people don’t pay attention to that stuff.

  3. But she looks so innocent! How could any sweet thing like this destroy anyone’s toes? On purpose? Too cute and cuddly! ♥️🐈‍⬛♥️

  4. The majestic foot monster rests in the daylight. Come nightfall he will lie in wait, just beyond the ruffled edges of your quiet slumbering sanctuary. His attacks are carefully timed, patiently he waits for just the right moment. The more cuss words uttered by his prey, the larger the reward.

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