This is honestly one of the first pics on this sub I've seen that I honestly felt bad for this guys luck in the genetic lottery. I know he could get a much more modern haircut.. but damn. So sorry dude! lol
Even if it wasn’t fake, kidnapping can be a pretty loose term. In some (maybe most?) places, kidnapping includes blocking a persons exit. So depending on the situation, details, intent, jurisdiction/local laws, etc, you could get charged with kidnapping for standing in front of a door and saying “I’m not letting you leave”. I know we all think of physically grabbing someone and shoving them in a van or the trunk of car as kidnapping, which it definitely is. But the threshold for charging a person with kidnapping is actually much lower and less dramatic.
I thought this was for bad haircuts. That's just his natural hair color and a pretty normal, if grown out a little haircut. It's the sun burn that makes it ridiculous.
By hour 2 I would have tried to introduce him to other roll and write games. So much more than Yahtzee. If he wanted to keep playing Yahtzee after my plea, then straight to jail.
Awe that’s so sad. He’s got to have some sort of social impediment. Not a cool thing to do at all, but what a reach for help. Grabbing up anyone just to play Yahtzee.
If I didn’t know better I’d say that he looks like he lost and kept kidnapping people in the hopes they’d be worse but he just kept losing for 36 hours
I just went to Florida, did the Disney thing, came back to California because we have a better Disney thing AND you have to go to the inland areas to see people like this whereas in Florida that was just the default character model.
Imagine, a guy's got a gun to your head forcing you to play Yahtzee, and during those 36 hours you end up so used to the situation you end up having fun in the middle of it.
He looks like Glass Joe from Punchout on NEShttp://www.lasertimepodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/nintendo-punch-out-glass-joe-laser-time-1024x576.png
Did he have them all tied up? How did he restrain 27 people? Was he playing, too? Seems like there could have been a lot of opportunity for escape, but people didn’t want to be the 1 in 27 who got shot while stopping him, so they decided to play games instead.
Dude looks like a human candy corn
Hey, don’t do candy corn dirty like that…
That's Beaker getting the Muppets bro.
Like a candy person from Adventure Time.
Beaker. Cannot unsee.
Mee-mee mee-mee mee?
He's a Oompa loompa from Charlie and the chocolate factory.
I think he sorta looks like a negative Shaggy.
This is honestly one of the first pics on this sub I've seen that I honestly felt bad for this guys luck in the genetic lottery. I know he could get a much more modern haircut.. but damn. So sorry dude! lol
I see the Lovechild of Beaker and Anthony Michael Hall.
That the Heat Miser?
and I can totally see beaker finally going off the rails and doing something like that.
Yes, I think Dr. Honey Dew Melon finally broke him with all that experimentation.
Don’t do Beaker like that.
What's Bunsen been cookin'?
first thing i saw before i scrolled to the comments…. “this mofo looks like Beaker!”
I hate everything
I do like to play Yahtzee...
For those that don't understand:
If I had a gold to give you I would. I was thinking the same thing!!!
You’re spot on
Exactly!
How do you kidnap 27 people? One at a time? Did they play for 36 hours each, or in total? I really need a link to this story.
[удалено]
It’s fake
It's fake
Even if it wasn’t fake, kidnapping can be a pretty loose term. In some (maybe most?) places, kidnapping includes blocking a persons exit. So depending on the situation, details, intent, jurisdiction/local laws, etc, you could get charged with kidnapping for standing in front of a door and saying “I’m not letting you leave”. I know we all think of physically grabbing someone and shoving them in a van or the trunk of car as kidnapping, which it definitely is. But the threshold for charging a person with kidnapping is actually much lower and less dramatic.
Everyone's saying it's fake, but I'm pretty sure you could bust into an old folks home and do it that way.
Dude’s just mad he lost many games of Yahtzee.
Yahtzee guerilla marketing
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/florida-kidnapping-yahtzee/
Here’s your link
Where was Scooby during all of this?
Shaggin
Needs some damn aloe vera to calm that skin down. Damn.
Wonka's got a plant in Florida?
Looks like an Oompa Loompa fucked a beach bunny
I've got another puzzle for you!
Sadly,
So the reality is even funnier? ..this Junkrat looking MF got caught robbing a church!
It's a "story from america" Knowing all the insane shit happening over there, it's no wonder we easily think it's real.
Wasn't there a King of the Hill episode where Buck forced everyone to play games?
I thought this was for bad haircuts. That's just his natural hair color and a pretty normal, if grown out a little haircut. It's the sun burn that makes it ridiculous.
Dude looks like if the Heat Miser was a Hapsburg.
Genetics suck… when you win you win big and when its a loss..
Just like a game of yahtzee
I feel like you meet this guy in dreams
where they play yahtzee? directly under the sun?
Anyone got the link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/comments/utsxmy/average_florida_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Link
Ginger with milky white skin why the fuck do ya live in FLA
Yeah. That’s some northern Minnesota complexion.
Strawberry milk sucks
Used to be for the pain clinics.
Beaker has had enough of Dr.Bunsen’s shit!!
If Mark Zuckerberg fucked Beaker
Why does he look so much like I Hate Everything
This thread gonna be all oompa loompa comments.
Memeememeneme
Ruh-Roh Shaggy!
This dude should be wearing white overalls and making chocolate
Beaker from Muppets
Ruh roh, looks like somebody stole Shaggy’s Scooby Snacks and that makes Shaggy mad
I was wondering what happened to I Hate Everything
Heat miser lookin mf
Carrot Top to Bottom
Dude looks like someone pushed all of the character creator sliders to the right.
Anthony Michael Hall be lookin' rough!
new twisted metal game is looking legit
Come on surely some of them had fun.
A lot of bright colors in that picture.
I didn’t know heat miser moved to Florida.
I don't know if this tells more of the type of people you find in Florida, or the level of lack of interest of people in Yahtzee
Heat miser strikes again
I'm Mister Heat Miser!
Heatmeiser?
He looks like if two oompa loompas got together, had angry sex, abandoned the love child and he was raised by leprechauns.
My guy drew every genetic short straw
Dude was just never the same after the chocolate factory shut down…
It BEAKER!!!!!!!!
It’s human Beeker!
Is this…a muppet?
Looks like Carrot Tops evil little brother!
Quite honestly, sometimes it takes that long to roll a large straight….
Scooby and the gang must be super disappointed
Skyrim character creation never fails to deliver.
Shaggy?
Things took a turn for the worst after scooby died..
IHE(real)
Florida’s most sane man.
Is Jim Henson responsible for this?
Before I pass judgment. What was the prize if you won?
How tf do you kidnap 27 people?
I HATE GETTING ARRESTED
Looks the type of guy who hates everything
What is the worst movie you’ve ever seen?
Scary af oompa loompa
Umpa loompa dupa dee dee..... How bout ano...ther game of yatzee
How dare you threaten me with a good time.
Goddamn, the man just wants to play some Yahtzee!
Mr. Heatmiser
By hour 2 I would have tried to introduce him to other roll and write games. So much more than Yahtzee. If he wanted to keep playing Yahtzee after my plea, then straight to jail.
oh that’s really interesting
Heat miser….
Awe that’s so sad. He’s got to have some sort of social impediment. Not a cool thing to do at all, but what a reach for help. Grabbing up anyone just to play Yahtzee.
YAHTZEE MOTHERFUCKER, SAY YAHTZEE ONE MORE TIME!
Son of Heat Miser .
All bro wanted was to play Yahtzee with the boys.
Looks like Shaggy just went Super Saiyan 2.
Average? Not hardly. This underachiever has no right to claim to be a "Florida man."
Heat Miser checking in.
Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats! Hooooo!
He looks like he’d do something like that.
If you can't make friends... you take them
Legit random character creation, stats all put into dex and agl
they should have signed his petition
That guy who build the "Florida Man Headline" website needs to take it down, no algorithm can ever keep up with what the real Florida Man can do.
As a Florida man, can confirm
Real life oompa loompa
Everything about this guy is wrong
He looks like a mad villain named Yahtzmeister.
Looks like an Oblivion NPC
AYO! Willy called...
If I didn’t know better I’d say that he looks like he lost and kept kidnapping people in the hopes they’d be worse but he just kept losing for 36 hours
is that danny duncan?
He’s a monster
Legend
That, there is the Heatmiser!
It was reported to be false news
The weakest Florida man
Is it weird I knew the crime without reading the title??
This mf is in technocolor!
On the scale of things that could've gone wrong there...Yahtzee is probably the lowest level of bad.
This was a fake tweet, created by a redditor
Looks like a young colonel Sanders to me.
Dude’s lonely and loves his Yahtzee, come on now!
Dude looks like Beaker from the muppets
😂😂😂😂😂
Who won?
Easiest Guess Who character in the game
He really rolled the dice there.
Shaggy, Shaggy what did you do, and where were you Scooby-Doo?
Florida Man - "Wanna play a game?"
Why does ge look like a grown Umpa Lumpa?
Was that before or after he ate the worlds hottest hot sauce?
Did they play inside a nuclear reactor? Jesus, that is a sick sunburn…
oompa loompa lookin ass
Dollar store guy 8 gates
It’s Heat Misers delinquent son.
I just went to Florida, did the Disney thing, came back to California because we have a better Disney thing AND you have to go to the inland areas to see people like this whereas in Florida that was just the default character model.
Aspires to be a Oompa Loompa.
Did he feed them Scooby snacks?
Skin cancer boy needs to move out of Florida.
Holy shit the cinnamini monster is real
Dude looks like he's looking for Scooby Doo.
The love child of a Hot Cheeto and a Taki
Did he take them back to Sesame Street?
Anyone else seeing Junkrat from Overwatch?
If they changed it to North Carolina and a pic of Mr Beast
My God! It’s Beaker!
Samuel Kirk moment
my saints row 3 character going out rough
Man is lookin like ihe
fake
This is bullshit. I've seen this same photo on about 10 different stories.
Oompa Loompa doompadee don’t!
But why did his eyebrows go Super Saiyan?!
This is junkrat.
In the sun I presume?
Imagine, a guy's got a gun to your head forcing you to play Yahtzee, and during those 36 hours you end up so used to the situation you end up having fun in the middle of it.
He looks like Glass Joe from Punchout on NEShttp://www.lasertimepodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/nintendo-punch-out-glass-joe-laser-time-1024x576.png
He looks like a dick twat
He looks like the kind of person that would do this.
Wouldn't mind playing Yahtzee for a while play that shit on my Gameboy like crazy
The suns rays have penetrated thru this guys skin and fried his brain
He’s the human version of beeker from the muppets:
An intellectual
Adoring fan?
He looks like one of the Joker’s henchmen.
Totally false:
You just from the title that meth gotta be involved
nottheonion
Jigsaws distant cousin, hacksaw.
Floridaman
Did he have them all tied up? How did he restrain 27 people? Was he playing, too? Seems like there could have been a lot of opportunity for escape, but people didn’t want to be the 1 in 27 who got shot while stopping him, so they decided to play games instead.
This cant be real
Not only does he look exactly like the kind of person who would do this, he looks exactly like the kind of person who would succeed at doing this.
And I thought i was ugly
Looks like weird off-brand Mark Zuckerberg that you find sold in a Vietnamese market packaged with Fat Batman and pink Spider-man.
I can’t wait to move there
The irl version of the cinnamini monster from chowder