Average Florida man?

  1. This is honestly one of the first pics on this sub I've seen that I honestly felt bad for this guys luck in the genetic lottery. I know he could get a much more modern haircut.. but damn. So sorry dude! lol

  2. How do you kidnap 27 people? One at a time? Did they play for 36 hours each, or in total? I really need a link to this story.

  3. Even if it wasn’t fake, kidnapping can be a pretty loose term. In some (maybe most?) places, kidnapping includes blocking a persons exit. So depending on the situation, details, intent, jurisdiction/local laws, etc, you could get charged with kidnapping for standing in front of a door and saying “I’m not letting you leave”. I know we all think of physically grabbing someone and shoving them in a van or the trunk of car as kidnapping, which it definitely is. But the threshold for charging a person with kidnapping is actually much lower and less dramatic.

  4. I thought this was for bad haircuts. That's just his natural hair color and a pretty normal, if grown out a little haircut. It's the sun burn that makes it ridiculous.

  5. https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/comments/utsxmy/average_florida_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

  6. I don't know if this tells more of the type of people you find in Florida, or the level of lack of interest of people in Yahtzee

  7. By hour 2 I would have tried to introduce him to other roll and write games. So much more than Yahtzee. If he wanted to keep playing Yahtzee after my plea, then straight to jail.

  8. Awe that’s so sad. He’s got to have some sort of social impediment. Not a cool thing to do at all, but what a reach for help. Grabbing up anyone just to play Yahtzee.

  9. That guy who build the "Florida Man Headline" website needs to take it down, no algorithm can ever keep up with what the real Florida Man can do.

  10. If I didn’t know better I’d say that he looks like he lost and kept kidnapping people in the hopes they’d be worse but he just kept losing for 36 hours

  11. I just went to Florida, did the Disney thing, came back to California because we have a better Disney thing AND you have to go to the inland areas to see people like this whereas in Florida that was just the default character model.

  12. Imagine, a guy's got a gun to your head forcing you to play Yahtzee, and during those 36 hours you end up so used to the situation you end up having fun in the middle of it.

  13. He looks like Glass Joe from Punchout on NEShttp://www.lasertimepodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/nintendo-punch-out-glass-joe-laser-time-1024x576.png

  14. Did he have them all tied up? How did he restrain 27 people? Was he playing, too? Seems like there could have been a lot of opportunity for escape, but people didn’t want to be the 1 in 27 who got shot while stopping him, so they decided to play games instead.

  15. Not only does he look exactly like the kind of person who would do this, he looks exactly like the kind of person who would succeed at doing this.

  16. Looks like weird off-brand Mark Zuckerberg that you find sold in a Vietnamese market packaged with Fat Batman and pink Spider-man.

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