Reminds me of the time me (6 y/o), my friend (6 y/o) and my little brother (4 y/o) found a can of paint and decided we need to paint the tree in the courtyard of out apt. complex.
See, you had the "they might kill me" mentality in your head, that's clutch to raising good kids. Your stunt is a bath and some scrubbing vs 100 hours of labor.
I saw this til tok originally. The dad works in construction and is all around handy. He said in an update that it came off the floor and tub really well but the walls and doors will need to be repainted.
I decorated the front of the house with a pink marker pen. It kept seeping through the multiple layers of paint my parents applied. In my home, all paint, pens, felt, pencils are kept in a locked drawer.
Once when I was little we had a friend over. My mom was wondering why are we quiet. In the course of the few minutes and with teamwork (my sister, our friend and I) we painted the whole hallway red.
This is the lesson, first mistake was storing paint kids can reach and open, second was not existing for the hours it took them to paint multiple rooms wtf
The real challenge here is coming up with a punishment that feels logical and connected to the crime. You could have them scrubbing, but realistically they would just do more damage.
This is called shock. It effects people in many different ways. It’s similar to having a hand grenade exploding very close to you. Sounds like Op might be catatonic or very close.
Doesn't help anything to blow up at your kids. Especially small ones. No parents are perfect and I'm not saying it would scar them forever to get yelled at about this, but it really doesn't help.
This video (and the millions like it) are exactly why I did it. My dogs are messy enough. This shit is the deepest level of hell for someone that likes to keep their place organized, clean, and quiet.
Based on the height and size of the handprints, this was a very small child that should never have been left alone long enough to cause this much damage. I’m sorry but this is totally on the parents.
I was a stay at home dad for 5 years. Its really not that hard to just be in the same room as your kid(s), with the exeption of bathroom and bed time. I promise you can read your book or watch shit on your phone while still watching them during play time.
Every time my husband and I talk about not having had kids and we feel somewhat badly about it, I see something like this and realize we made the correct decision for us.
I've always said that I would never have kids. But sometimes I get a random longing for children, especially since having a partner. Then I see shit like this, and any maternal urge I have flies out the fuckin window
Honestly, I do not know what I would do if this happened to me. I know it sounds messed up but I would probably stop loving them and wish I would have done something else with my life.
Honestly I think I would have yelled at them so hard that they would have needed therapy. I just don't have patience for a lack of common sense. It's one of the reasons I will never have kids, I would be a terrible father and no kid deserves that.
So I was sleeping instead of watching my kids and what do you know they got into the paint and rollers I left out last night... so they are in trouble in the room and I'm posting on Facebook about it, actually yeah normal day.
I don’t think this is a “kidsarefuckingstupid”….all of that happened over some time…where were any adults?? I never let my toddler go quiet more than 5 minutes before I’m checking on him. I have THREE kids and the excuse that “kids are hard” or “you probably aren’t a parent if you don’t understand” is no good excuse to this. Just, no way.
Yep, this reminds me of when people post photos of the massive destruction a dog caused while left alone, blaming the dog as if the situation isn't a reflection of the owner's negligence. Some small accidents are bound to happen, but if it's totally out of hand, you have to look in the mirror.
This is on the parents. Look it fucking sucks to be sleep deprived but kids are stupid and somebody needs to be up with them to make sure the house isn't destroyed. Also, why the F is paint in a position where it's accessible to kids?
This is a massive parental failure, or a troll post. Tiny kids left unattended far too long with house paint at their disposal? No child safety gates, good thing they didn't slip down the stairs in wet paint and die. No stupid kids here. Just shit parents.
I would find some cleaning for them kids to do. They might not be able to clean the paint up but they could clean something while you work on this mess, also no allowance for them you have to pay to repaint walls ect . Or take the phones. Away.. anyhow, good luck ....
A rage that I've only truly known now that I'm a mother welled up inside me watching this, and it isn't even my home or kid. I can't even imagine a consequence appropriate for something this big, since it was obviously someone young enough to not know better. I just... hope they had the means to take the hit of this.
Parents: “honey, you know how you said you always wanted more siblings? We’ve decided on adoption. Pack your things the foster care family will be here in an hour to pick you up.”
Reminds me of the time me (6 y/o), my friend (6 y/o) and my little brother (4 y/o) found a can of paint and decided we need to paint the tree in the courtyard of out apt. complex.
See, you had the "they might kill me" mentality in your head, that's clutch to raising good kids. Your stunt is a bath and some scrubbing vs 100 hours of labor.
Thanks for the chuckle.
Are they still alive?
Parents probably sold them, could get high 5 figures for each
Gonna have to take them to small claims court, but they can’t find a courthouse small enough.
ex-kids
They're grounded... cause they're in the ground
For real. I’d ask Wifey and our kids to go to her parents house until I cooled down if I found some shit like this!
Kids have not been seen since.
I saw the kids posted a DIY video of them doing the painting. It's called "How To Get Put Up for Adoption".
!!!! Like he saaaaaays they’re in their rooms 👀
Did you notice that lock on the outside of the kids door? Me thinks the kids won't be seen for quite a while
Judging by the damages kids weren't seen prior either.
Turns out paint thinner has 2 uses.
At this point one should call in professionals. They will probably have to spray heavily to get all the kids so book a hotel for a few days.
Thank you for the laugh today.
I saw this til tok originally. The dad works in construction and is all around handy. He said in an update that it came off the floor and tub really well but the walls and doors will need to be repainted.
It’ll be more efficient to fumigate. That way they get into the cracks.
Time to move cuz i aint cleaning all that up
Make the kids do it.
I would literally give up. Time to go get some milk from the corner shop.
Bye dad! Don't forget to get those cigarettes you were telling me you needed!
They’ve been awake painting the house black while mum and Dad are sleeping! . Lesson for parents- if it’s within reach , it’s fair game .
I decorated the front of the house with a pink marker pen. It kept seeping through the multiple layers of paint my parents applied. In my home, all paint, pens, felt, pencils are kept in a locked drawer.
If I don't hear yelling and banging, I know something's up...
Once when I was little we had a friend over. My mom was wondering why are we quiet. In the course of the few minutes and with teamwork (my sister, our friend and I) we painted the whole hallway red.
This is the lesson, first mistake was storing paint kids can reach and open, second was not existing for the hours it took them to paint multiple rooms wtf
Exactly, the parents are fucking stupid
First thought was how much completely unsupervised time it would take to do that, really on the parents
My eldest did exactly this. Thankfully just one room, and water based paint on a fairly non porous surface.
The real challenge here is coming up with a punishment that feels logical and connected to the crime. You could have them scrubbing, but realistically they would just do more damage.
Dude is a lot calmer in the video than I would have been.
You can hear the impending mental breakdown in his voice. That man needs a beer.
I can assure you the man is absolutely fuming on the inside. That's the kind of calm you absolutely fear.
He already got the panicked screaming out before recording
This is called shock. It effects people in many different ways. It’s similar to having a hand grenade exploding very close to you. Sounds like Op might be catatonic or very close.
Doesn't help anything to blow up at your kids. Especially small ones. No parents are perfect and I'm not saying it would scar them forever to get yelled at about this, but it really doesn't help.
Because he knows it's his own fault for leaving open paint near kids.
I guarantee this was after the initial discovery.
Did you think your house was going to increase in value after having kids?
Rentals that say "no pets" but allow children.
[удалено]
So at what point as a parent does this go from "bad" to "funny" to "Welp, I guess I'm never having grandkids"?
More committed than the painter I've hired to repaint my walls
Lord have mercy
He already gave up
Booked my vasectomy
And some question why I got a vasectomy.
Snip, Snap. Snip, Snap. Snip, Snap.
Before I read the comments, I sent this to my gf and said "maybe I should get snipped after my ortho appointment"
I’m having a bisalp in less than two weeks and vids like this only further solidify my decision.
Same! But apparently the trick is to have it done BEFORE you have any kids.
I, too, am constantly questioned for my child-free choice because god forbid a human live their life for something other than reproduction.
This video (and the millions like it) are exactly why I did it. My dogs are messy enough. This shit is the deepest level of hell for someone that likes to keep their place organized, clean, and quiet.
I get questioned all the time about my bisalp.
Childfree gang rise up
My uterus just clamped shut. Forever.
My penis fell down
Congrats raising little demons
Appreciate the free birth control reminder :)
I was expecting this to cut to a Trojan ad card at the end. Pretty effective advertising.
How long did you leave then alone for????
kidsarefuckingstupidbecauseoftheirparents
That is exactly what I was thinking. Those kids had a lot of unsupervised time and I’m betting they were little
Really this should be in
Based on the height and size of the handprints, this was a very small child that should never have been left alone long enough to cause this much damage. I’m sorry but this is totally on the parents.
15 seconds! That is all it takes.
I was a stay at home dad for 5 years. Its really not that hard to just be in the same room as your kid(s), with the exeption of bathroom and bed time. I promise you can read your book or watch shit on your phone while still watching them during play time.
I feel like it's just like puppies. If you can't be watching them, have them confined somewhere safe. You can't watch them 24/7.
Every time my husband and I talk about not having had kids and we feel somewhat badly about it, I see something like this and realize we made the correct decision for us.
Helping overpopulation too
And this is why I will never have kids.
Yep same!
Condom. This is why people are standing up for abortion rights .
That’s a condom ad if I’ve ever seen one.
TIHI
I see a red door and I want it painted black
🤣 Condoms!
It's a bit too late for that now.
I've always said that I would never have kids. But sometimes I get a random longing for children, especially since having a partner. Then I see shit like this, and any maternal urge I have flies out the fuckin window
ABORT
How? where was the paint? you can't be like "yep they this stupid" without being aware of such stupid and leaving paint out for such stupid, right?
Sooooooo glad I don’t have kids.
thats a better condom advertisement than
Bro... that kid is going straight to the orphanage.
How long were they left unsupervised? And how much paint did they have access to??
Parentisfuckingstupid for leaving paint where a stupid child can get to it. Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
I can hear the Canada
Honestly, I do not know what I would do if this happened to me. I know it sounds messed up but I would probably stop loving them and wish I would have done something else with my life.
Honestly I think I would have yelled at them so hard that they would have needed therapy. I just don't have patience for a lack of common sense. It's one of the reasons I will never have kids, I would be a terrible father and no kid deserves that.
Damn, can you still get an abortion?
Who left the paint out...?
Why do your kids have access to paint?
Your kids shouldn't have access to that you fucking GOOF
This is why you lock that shit up
The child or the vast array of materials spread across that house?
Always love these I wasn’t watching my kids videos what could go wrong 🤔
Like how long do you have to leave your children alone for this to happen?
This is what happens when you leave your kids completely unsupervised for an extended period of time....how long did it take for this to happen?!
So I was sleeping instead of watching my kids and what do you know they got into the paint and rollers I left out last night... so they are in trouble in the room and I'm posting on Facebook about it, actually yeah normal day.
You can only blame yourself for leaving chemicals in places where kids could get their hands on.
I mean why keep paint in kids reach
Ground yourself, why did a child that young have access to paint they could open?
Watch your children
Hmmm maybe some responsible supervision was needed.
I don’t think this is a “kidsarefuckingstupid”….all of that happened over some time…where were any adults?? I never let my toddler go quiet more than 5 minutes before I’m checking on him. I have THREE kids and the excuse that “kids are hard” or “you probably aren’t a parent if you don’t understand” is no good excuse to this. Just, no way.
Serious question, what in the world were the parents doing while the kids did this
That's definitely a spanking offense. I don't care what anyone thinks.
This a good Trojan ad
That’s when you gotta watch them kids like inmates ain’t no sleeping in once they get off the bed on their own
Looks like the kids were bored and left alone for too long…
Yep, this reminds me of when people post photos of the massive destruction a dog caused while left alone, blaming the dog as if the situation isn't a reflection of the owner's negligence. Some small accidents are bound to happen, but if it's totally out of hand, you have to look in the mirror.
This is on the parents. Look it fucking sucks to be sleep deprived but kids are stupid and somebody needs to be up with them to make sure the house isn't destroyed. Also, why the F is paint in a position where it's accessible to kids?
100%. I would be embarrassed as fuck to post that video because it means I did an absolute shit job parenting.
And I get charged a fee per pet at my apartment. Wild.
Textbook negligence. What the fuck were these parents doing for so long that their dumb babies can get away with all of this damage?
More like parents are fucking stupid lol
Ryan Reynolds is that you?
The parents handled this horribly. I hardly know where to begin.
Ma, git my belt
parentsarefuckingstupid. How tweaked were you that you didnt realize this was happening?
This is more like parents acting stupid. How long must have they been alone and unsupervised to have done this?
I just had a rough day at work and this cheered me right up because I don’t have children.
Maybe.... supervise your children?
This is a massive parental failure, or a troll post. Tiny kids left unattended far too long with house paint at their disposal? No child safety gates, good thing they didn't slip down the stairs in wet paint and die. No stupid kids here. Just shit parents.
Oh hell no!
Is it too late to abort?
Going to the store for condoms and plan b. Be right back.
Things like this are why I don’t ever plan on having kids
This should be an advert for condoms
This made me not hate my period as much anymore
You really gotta throw the whole kid away at that point. (I'm joking please don't hate me lol)
This could be a birth control ad
Ok Google. Where is the nearest fire station?
I hate them
These condom commercials write themself!
White ppl problems
This is good birth control.
PeopleFuckingDying
And that's why I don't want to have kids
Literally nothing a steam mop can’t even take care of, honestly that’s what my art studio looks like on the daily.
I think this shows creativity and initiative. Better than being glued to an iPad.
Is this a commercial advertisement for condoms?
That was many colors, that had to be multiple trips
Just koad the previous save game, usually does the trick.
Reason #563 why I’m not having kids
this video is birth control
Is this a condom commercial?
This solidifies my resolution to never allow anyone under the age of 21 in my house.
I thought roomba vs puppy poop was bad, I’d just burn this place down and start over.
I think all my sperm just committed hara-kiri.
See, this is why I didn't have kids. My ass would be sitting on death row for a double homicide after this.
Is it too late to get an abortion?
Kids? What kids? I haven't seen em in days! I swear officer!
Oh, look. Another reason I'm so fucking glad not to have kids.
I would find some cleaning for them kids to do. They might not be able to clean the paint up but they could clean something while you work on this mess, also no allowance for them you have to pay to repaint walls ect . Or take the phones. Away.. anyhow, good luck ....
I would just leave it this way until they're old enough to clean it up.
Sooo, u gonna get snipped or condoms?
My vasectomy just smiled.
Welp, Time to make the kids clean that shit up. They made the mess so why not?
Insert trojan condom commercial
This is why I’m never having children.
My parents would have…bruh if i would have done this i might have to leave the house
They murdered Sherwin Williams and you’re telling me “it’s not much out of the ordinary”?
A rage that I've only truly known now that I'm a mother welled up inside me watching this, and it isn't even my home or kid. I can't even imagine a consequence appropriate for something this big, since it was obviously someone young enough to not know better. I just... hope they had the means to take the hit of this.
Him: hey kids want to go on a trip?
Thanks for the birth control lol
Getting my vasectomy soon. Thanks for the video
Kids what kids? I don't have kids anymore
There won’t be any kids after the yelling
Orphanage. Now.
That's why you use condom.
Where condoms ya’ll
When your kids watches 5 minute crafts:
These types of videos are very effective birth control for me
Makes me happy I don’t have kids
Jesus god damn christ. How the hell will you mangage that?
Parents: “honey, you know how you said you always wanted more siblings? We’ve decided on adoption. Pack your things the foster care family will be here in an hour to pick you up.”
At this point sell the kids and buy a new house
I’m gay with no kids and I might get a vasectomy tomorrow after seeing this.
A dog would never do that. Just saying.
Best condom commercial ever
And people wonder why I don't want kids.
Every post further strengthens my belief to get vasectomy
Damn dude kids are fucking dicks
Y’all cannot imagine the ass whoopin I would’ve received from this
I got my ass kicked to excess as a child and understand why corporal punishment is generally an incredibly bad idea. Abuse is not ok.
Some kids gonna get a ass beating tonight!!
You couldn't pay me to have children. I drink this man's misery and it rejuvenates me.
this looks like a condom commercial..
To the adoption center we go
That reminds me, I need to add condoms to my shopping list.
Well one more reason to never have kids, thanks.
Grounded AF, how old are they? 7 or 8 I'd make them clean it.
Kids, kids? I ain't got no kids. Never have.
Condom commercial