"Take a right. Speaking of right, Jonesy's mother's not right in bed. I'm still having flashbacks and haven't looked at fruit gushers the same way since."
Modern phones don't have that problem (usually). Obviously that's hardware dependent, but any decent phone should be fine. Older models, from back when Waze was new were fairly susceptible to that issue.
I'll start using waze again if this happens
Went from 132 to 536 votes in 24 hours! You guys are killing it!
Is there a number we need to reach before its adopted?
Your destination will always be referred to as "Jonesey's mom's house".
Only 500. F**in Embarrasing
For Android all you need are the sound clips and you can edit them into the app pretty easily
[удалено]
“Turn left, ya titfucker!”
Give your balz a tug your exit is in 200 feet
People use Waze still?
What’s you alternative?
I do, because it still lets me control Spotify safely with touch, unlike Maps (on my phone).
I don't use Waze but I'm curious about which app you use for navigational purposes
Thinking this way having Brett Goldstein would be pretty funny - I know I know wrong sub same idea
That iconic "NO" after you make a wrong turn
Turn left, titfucker.
FUCK YOU, SHORSEY!
Voting. Next up a squirrley dan?
Or Stuart. Every time you get to your destination you hear "Wond'rous".
Yous turned right when yous was supposed to, and that’s what I appreciates about yous.
325 now
If you miss an exit or turn coach should just shout FUCKING EMBARASSING at you.
I would use that.
This road has so many longhaul truckers on it, Reilly's mom must be giving out squeezers at the Flying J off exit 253.
This feels like an oddly specific location...
600 upvotes and still only 312 on waze. We're 10-Ply bud
IT'S FN EMBARRASSING
Apart from all of the Shoresy stuff, I would want Coach to randomly blurt out "LEARN HOW TO FUCKIN' DRIVE!"
Miss a turn, FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!!!
Or Coach yelling "Fucking embarrassing" when you missed a turn!
"PHEASANT"
Fuck you,
You missed your turn, ya piece of shit!
Currently at 280!
This post has twice as many upvotes as people actually voting lol. Guess half of us don’t want to sign in?
I’ll use Waze if this happens
I don't use Waze, but I voted and am rooting for you all.
Missed your Turn Titfucker
You drive like a girl.
Hoooly fuck
Let’s get some fuckin gyozas
I haven't used Waze in a LONG time, but if this feature showed up, I totally would again.
"Take a right. Speaking of right, Jonesy's mother's not right in bed. I'm still having flashbacks and haven't looked at fruit gushers the same way since."
Take a left ya fuckin loser!
If they do I'll totally give Waze another shot. I tried it when it first came out and it drained my battery faster than it could charge.
Riley’s mom drains me faster than I can charge.
Modern phones don't have that problem (usually). Obviously that's hardware dependent, but any decent phone should be fine. Older models, from back when Waze was new were fairly susceptible to that issue.
Can we add a cameo by coach for u-turns? “It’s F’n embarrassing”
This one time Barb and I were driving to Yosemite and she started to unzip...
Fuck you, Riley. I told your mom to turn left and she almost ripped my cock off because I hadn't pulled out yet
Done. I think.
Can I grab your email? Oh, I'll just get it from your mom.
THIS ROAD IS SO FUCKING BAD IVE LOST CONTROL OF MY BODILY FUNCTIONS.
THIS ROAD HAS THE SAME AMOUNT OF POTHOLES AS YOU HAVE EXCUSES WHY YOU CAN'T SKATE. GIVE YOUR BALLS A TUG.
Give your balls a tug and merge already!
Done!
As much as I’d love it Waze likely has a policy against profanity and even if we had millions it wouldn’t be the REAL Shoresy.
Fuck you,
VOTED!!!
Give yer right blinker a tug, ya titfucker.
I feel like it'd just navigate to my mom's house.
I checked, and it DID navigate to your mom's house.