That's a little before my time, but I remember in like 2011 when Tumblr learned how to make custom cursors that you could use like a Photoshop brush to fill your whole laptop screen up with whatever stupid picture you could think of.
Wait a minute. So, does the car go into the garage, which is unnecessarily extended to the right twice (maybe three times, it’s hard to tell in this confusion)? Why?
So like, y’know how you click a taskbar icon a few hundred times in a row when it refuses to start then all billion tabs open? This is like the house version of that.
Legend has it that there’s a house buried somewhere deep within those thousands of walls. An impenetrable fortress made of foam columns and flimsy materials.
So do you think the garage goes all the way to the second or the third windows? And what would they use those alcoves(is that the word?) for? Maybe they're vampires and had their own stand up sleep units installed for safety and comfort? That's really the only reason I can see they would even have those. Maybe for fishing poles.
Non-standard lot shape, a tired architect, and a pushy customer building a custom home with zero aesthetic vision who valued big square footage numbers over everything as a means to show off.
The one with a light on in the windows is a bathroom or laundry room (the vent gives it away. The one next to it with no windows is a closet. No idea about all the rest of them.
Hey man, you remember in the '90s when you would drag a JPEG across the screen?
This house won solitaire
I got you fam
I can just imagine the architects computer locked up while drawing the house that caused it. Welp... gotta hit the deadline... drawing done.
Oh you know what - I definitely can see that now. I remember those!
That's a little before my time, but I remember in like 2011 when Tumblr learned how to make custom cursors that you could use like a Photoshop brush to fill your whole laptop screen up with whatever stupid picture you could think of.
How many A frames you want? Yes. Say no more fam.
The spacing is the real problem. Looks like they tried to make it symmetrical (CBABC) but it turned out awful.
Yo dawg! We heard you liked rooflines. So we put rooflines on your rooflines!
It looks like the road is curved, and they were trying to maximize the footprint within setback requirements. Still looks terrible.
Seriously, why couldn't they put a diagonal in?
I feel like even a turret would be more acceptable here than....THAT
In their My First Home Design program they just dragged the driveway over and it auto corrected the walls and voila!
Good call, that's probably exactly what happened here
Came here to say exactly this. Both points.
Jim: “Hey joe I’m looking for A-frames man. What can you do for me? Joe: “Bro, have I got a deal for you!”
Ah yes, the extra 1.618033988749894 square feet of living space really justifies the hundreds of rooflines. Definitely follows the golden ratio.
Feels like I just won Solitaire on Windows 95
Was going to make this exact comment.
Want a leaking roof? This is how you maximize your chances.
You want a really expensive roof replacement in 20 years?
Just curious, why does this increase the changes of a leaky?
When you first install The Sims but haven't quite figured out how to play it yet
Autoroof function
Doubles as an accordion
It extends in case you have guests visiting
I wonder what the inside of this looks like
I have no idea. I only have this one pic. A friend posted it on Facebook
Siding, shingle, and fascia salesperson built it?
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I audibly laughed when I opened the pic.
That makes me happy :-)
Oh, that’s just awful. Whatever it is.
This looks like the houses I build in The Sims and it's important to note that I am terrible at building houses
My Eyes!!!
You dawg, I heard you like corners and triangles, so we put corners and triangles inside your corners and triangles.
Record scratch
Was that just to accommodate the driveway? When you design around your car…
Houseception
This is it. The worst house I’ve ever seen.
"why does it cost $1,000 to clean my gutters"
Look like they just won freecell
Ok just gonna say it that looks beyond stupid
“I want my house to look like a tray of mouldy sandwiches thanks”.
A maintenance nightmare for that roof is what I'm thinking. The more interruptions in the surface, the more places for leaks.
Can you imagine the odd shaped rooms in that thing?
I mean, decorating this with Christmas lights would be pure ecstasy.
Matryoshka McMansion.
It reminds me of those retractable gym bleachers.
House
When you open a roof a smaller house is inside…like the Russian stacking dolls (or nesting dolls).
Russian nesting A frames.
Ok so it doesn't look great with 6, which must mean we haven't hit the right number yet.
The House of Eight Gables.
It is an accordion
They drew inspiration from a Thai temple
Inspired by origami.
They weren't allowed to use any curvatures to the structure.
Gee, Bill! 6 rooves?
Guy owns a soffit and fascia company and wants to show off?
Yo dawg, I heard you like angles...
A lot of leftover building materials at the " Gates of the Meadows on the Lake of Aluminum Siding".
Wait a minute. So, does the car go into the garage, which is unnecessarily extended to the right twice (maybe three times, it’s hard to tell in this confusion)? Why?
I am just imagining visitors or trick-or-treaters coming around from the garage side. "Here's the door...nope..here's the...nope...here?...nah...wth"
Today was a staunch reminder that it is NOT Thursday.
I just REALLY need the spacing between those rooflines to be even, please. It hurts.
If you’re going to do that, for the love of god, evenly space those sections! This triggers some weird OCD I didn’t even know I had…
When your house chess piece can’t move diagonally
Best thing since sliced homestead
Wow, so someone did actually choose the accordion option for their new build.
Nathaniel Hawthornes grandkids house.
Imagine the inside--every few feet the rooms get smaller. My head...
I think the architect thought about this a little too hard.
This looks like a mis-click and drag from The Sims
So like, y’know how you click a taskbar icon a few hundred times in a row when it refuses to start then all billion tabs open? This is like the house version of that.
The house of seven gables.
Glitch in the Matrix
Legend has it that there’s a house buried somewhere deep within those thousands of walls. An impenetrable fortress made of foam columns and flimsy materials.
Like fanning out a deck of cards...
Hey man, cam you square a circle for me?
The house is on a curved corner lot.
Me trying to put a roof on a house in the sims
It looks like how mountain ranges were formed!
Architect: How many gables do you want?
It identifies as a russian nesting doll.
I think they just like corner windows.
The first house I built in Sims looked like this.
It looks like someone kept shifting the blueprints a few feet to the left as they were building to troll them.
The more roofs, the better the architecture
The Sims house building gone wrong….
This
this is my nightmare.
Roofers hate them for one reason.
each roof at least has a downspout...
Where is the path for people to walk on?
A series of additions?
This isn't really a house; this is a Gable Storage Site.
ii hate american houses
Probably weird zoning laws requiring that houses be a certain distance back from the street, + a weirdly shaped lot.
It's better at cutting bread
Setback lines
Why waste time build lot roof when few roof do trick?
Glitch in the matrix.
Ah yes, the illusion that roofline complexity equals architectural sophistication.
So do you think the garage goes all the way to the second or the third windows? And what would they use those alcoves(is that the word?) for? Maybe they're vampires and had their own stand up sleep units installed for safety and comfort? That's really the only reason I can see they would even have those. Maybe for fishing poles.
Where the heck is this? Any chance of a zillow link? I am morbidly curious what the inside looks like.
It must be like living in the inside of an accordion in that house.
Just bad design, hip roof would have been better. And not so many 90 degree angles.
Don’t worry, they just really like Masque of the Red Death
DiWhy: How to maximize your lot space with an engineer that only knows how to build a structure with straight angles (90 degrees).
You can actually tell how old a house is by counting the rooves.
You can actually tell how old a house is by counting the rooves.
JustFuckMyShitUp
Looks like a bad special effect of a house shrinking.
Animorphs. But now with houses.
JC- what with these dang pitches and multiple roof concepts- So stupid! Make it harder and more expensive to replace a roof. Gross
Don't get mad, get eave-n
This is someone playing with alt+drag in the Vanishing Point PS filter.
There’s a house like this in my neighborhood that is painted a mauve color, we call it the wedding cake
When maximizing your side setbacks goes wrong.
You can take the guy outta the townhouse, but you can't take the townhouse outta the guy.
Finally an actual McMansion on this sub.
Non-standard lot shape, a tired architect, and a pushy customer building a custom home with zero aesthetic vision who valued big square footage numbers over everything as a means to show off.
Must have more corners, no open spaces, more corners.
I wonder why the boss bought a whole pallet of mitre saws?
Just wait until they have to do a roof replacement on it. Oof
You wonder what it would look like with a straight wall.
Maybe the builder owns a siding company?
When I try to make my minecraft house fancy lul
God that is a beautiful mess
Quick click and drag in the dev program
Looks like inspiration came from windows errors stacked on each other. Just click ok on all of them and they'll go away.
Ctrl C Ctrl V V V V
its inceptioning itself
I saw this on a fb group & the explanation was that it's on a turn and has an angled lot so this was how they maximized the space.
Gables be cascading like Niagra Falls.
This is officially the worst. I’m calling it.
I did this on the Sims few times
There’s water coming from the ceiling nightmare difficulty.
Are you not familiar with the term “stacks on stock on stacks”
Maybe it folds and expands for extra room?
Lilsimsie did this house!!!
What the fuck is that thing
boomer architect learning about copy/paste for the first time
The one with a light on in the windows is a bathroom or laundry room (the vent gives it away. The one next to it with no windows is a closet. No idea about all the rest of them.
Minecraft diagonal building techniques
Find the middle child
They clearly spammed the GMod tool gun when trying to place their house and then ignored it when they were all colliding and glitching together
They have taste: it’s just all in their mouths.
Yo no me gusta esta casa