It's '82 and all, a year before I was born. But your parents look so contemporary in this photo. With the hairstyle and general appearance, I could've easily been fooled into thinking this was 2002 instead(those greens were phased out in the mid 2010s).
First thing that stood out for me is her dress. I remember back in 2000 when JLo wore that popular green Versace dress with a giant v shaped slit that goes down to her belly, I thought that's when the trend started. Looks like OP's mom was already rocking that style in the '82.
It's interesting how we can look at a picture from 1982 and think the fashion & styles could potentially be anytime from 1996-2002 but if we see a picture from 1988 we're like yeah that can ONLY be '88.
I dunno. Some of the best-looking women I've known had absolute trolls for parents. And some of the ugliest trolls had gorgeous parents. You never know what genetics are gonna throw up.
Wow, blast from the past. I knew both these people, back in 83-84. Double-dated with Scott and Michelle on occasion when we were at 7th Grp, Ft. Bragg.
Wow, your mom. It's not that she's hot, it's that she has that uhh universal appeal, the friendly cherubic hotness of like a pop starlet or something like that.
I know the 80s was a different time, but I can not imagine wearing something with a neckline like this to an event where my boyfriend’s superiors would be present.
Not gonna lie, in the first picture your mom looks like she's 17 and your dad looks like he's 30. 2nd picture your dad looks a little younger and your mom a little older.
Ronald Reagan’s SF Baby program. Went to group as a PFC. How crazy is that. Now 18X make E5 at graduation. Imagine showing up to your team as a private. Hi guys! Shut up pri
I replied to another comment expressing a similar question, but I think I assumed this photo was taken later than it actually was. He may not have been in this photo, but he was eventually a Green Beret. Sorry for the inaccuracy!
He’s wearing a beret in the pre-Shinseki era, and has the the SF “De Oppresso Liber” insignia on it. His red beret flash is 1st Special Forces Command, 7th Special Forces Group. Definitely a green beret in this photo.
Who’s gonna say it first..
Oh my mom is and was absolutely gorgeous.
I’ll do it. That beret is blue.
Pennys Mom, has got it goin on!
best squirly dan voice YERS MOMS HOT
Hands in the pockets? All that training and he’s got hands in his pockets!? Lol
Photo is kinda grainy. There. I said it.
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I will. He needs a haircut
Someone had way out punted his coverage.. Not meaning that in a bad way as I have done the same thing. Great Pic.
I see why you exist.
All these comments about how mom is a dime and this one says it the best without saying it.
Gonna guess OP's name starts with a V, inspired by his mom's dress.
Haha
Yah, his Dad's a handsome fellow
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Jesus man
Not gonna lie. Saw this pic and got some serious Stevie Nicks vibes. I wish my parents had ever been cool
OP has a profile pic, as you would assume OP looks like her parents.
Yeah we need to see a pic of OP. Those two couldn't possible sire an ugly child.
It's '82 and all, a year before I was born. But your parents look so contemporary in this photo. With the hairstyle and general appearance, I could've easily been fooled into thinking this was 2002 instead(those greens were phased out in the mid 2010s).
I thought so too!! Mom’s dress and overall getup of these two. Stone cold fox as well, no disrespect 😬
I hate to say it (because I was there) but in many instances 1982 is contemporary.
I honest to God thought it was a recent photo before reading post. Wow
First thing that stood out for me is her dress. I remember back in 2000 when JLo wore that popular green Versace dress with a giant v shaped slit that goes down to her belly, I thought that's when the trend started. Looks like OP's mom was already rocking that style in the '82.
Seriously! This was the year I was born and they look so modern - like 30 years ahead of their time modern.
It's interesting how we can look at a picture from 1982 and think the fashion & styles could potentially be anytime from 1996-2002 but if we see a picture from 1988 we're like yeah that can ONLY be '88.
I'll confirm for you, she was as hot as they get in 1982. That dress...not usual.
HOLY SMOKESHOW
He must work out.
I'd go down that fox hole.
Yeah that's a genetic goldmine right there. OP lucked out haha.
OP must be god damn beautiful.
I clicked wondering how far down the Mom comments were. I am not disappointed.
Your mother is a fucking smokeshow
Her* mom is a total Baberaham Lincoln.
I can see why he felt the need to be able to fend off an army.
Who brought the snipers boys?
That's a deeeeep V
Plunging, basically
Yeah I was surprised for ‘82.
I find it truly surprising considering it's a 1982 military event.
That’s a very advanced V
A not so subtle reminder of what he's fighting for.
It is now.
Capitol V
You win the “would you fuck my parents?” contest for the month of March. Your prize is a long list of inappropriate comments.
Lol at mom trying to make your dad's classmates jealous.
“Hey babe, you know that black dress I like? Yeah, can you wear that to my graduation? It’ll really help my cred up in here.”
Dad - “see guys! I told you! And no Richie, she’s not from Canada.”
"Trying" doesn't seem like the right word.
Kind of a typical SF wife
wow...just wow.
And mom! Dad ain’t no slouch!
Your dad did a fine job bringing John Rambo back from the brink
I had to scroll too far for this.
That’s gold
That’s legit hot couple goals
Idk if it's the uniform but to me they're both pretty bangin'. And I'm a lesbian lol.
She’s so gorgeous I barely noticed him for a solid beat. And I’m straight.
Right? Just RIDICULOUSLY good looking.
I’m a gay man and thought they’re both high grade eye candy lol
They're both like straight out of central casting "extremely good looking all American high school sweethearts where he joins the Army".
There’s a bit of straight and gay in everyone
I was just thinking OP has to be attractive with those genes.
Damn bro your mom was not playing around in that dress, what’s her Instagram @
especially in that kind of social circle, she definitely got some side eyes that day
This is the one. This whole comment section got me cracking up in the middle of the night here
Fine I'll say it..
Right?!
She’s stunning.
Damn your dad seems like a bad ass and your mums well she is absolutely beautiful. Literally looks like a movie couple ha
I came here for the comments about your mom. I was not disappointed.
You and your siblings must be extremely attractive
Idk, i've seen some absolutely weird ass kids come from attractive couples
Went to OPs profile and can confirm OP is very hot
I dunno. Some of the best-looking women I've known had absolute trolls for parents. And some of the ugliest trolls had gorgeous parents. You never know what genetics are gonna throw up.
She’s a stone cold fox
Damn your mom is HOT!! Disrespectfully.
I have a friend who is your moms twin. I won’t post her picture here out of her privacy but I send you a message with her pics. She is her twin.
That’s one way to start an Onlyfans
Your dad is a badass.
He was sent to train members of the Contra in Nicaragua. Said it was very difficult to give combat weapons to 13 year old boys.
He's also very handsome.
Is everyone in your family stunning?!?
When are people going to learn not to post their Mom's on here. 😂😂
Hopefully never
OP seems to be a good sport about it.
Hot parents is how people karma farm this subreddit
Wow, blast from the past. I knew both these people, back in 83-84. Double-dated with Scott and Michelle on occasion when we were at 7th Grp, Ft. Bragg.
Your Dad is Neidermeyer?
A pledge pin?!
Fuuuck that’s it. Couldn’t pin it down but Kudos
no offense but ur mom bro👌
DAYYUM MOMMA!!!! Errr... I mean... thank you for your service...
Ya sure...its pretty obvious your moms a babe. Why has nobody mentioned dad yet!? Dudes a fucken darling. Look at that smile😍
Was ur mom 16 here? she looks a little young
I thought so as well but based on OP’s replies mom was 19 and dad was 20, both in army.
Are your mom and dad Jodie Foster and Donald Sutherland?
This picture is a bisexual persons wet dream
Can confirm.
This subreddit should be renamed to
History: deleted
How old was your mum she looks about 16 😂
19/20
I bet your mom got destroyed that night
Photo taken nine months before OP was born.
In the second photo they've both got facial expressions and body language that scream "yeah we fuckin' tonight."
lol OPs mom has had sex
LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣😩
Your mom is a snmokeshow! Your dad is very lucky man!
That’s a deep V
The mods here are terrible.
So you were born in ’83, OP?
Your father was very handsome.
Holy genetics
Would love to see a pic of them now.
And yet they made a Redditor.
Your mom has a classic timeless look. This is my kind of style.
Your mom was a babe
You got like 37 siblings, don't you?
This isn't father and daughter?
Was she 14?
Nope, 19/20 and in the Army herself.
Wow, your mom. It's not that she's hot, it's that she has that uhh universal appeal, the friendly cherubic hotness of like a pop starlet or something like that.
I mean this in the most respectful of ways...Your mom was a rocket! 🔥 haha
Judging by the pic & year, I feel fairly confident in assuming you are 39 years old.
Nope, 32
Damn, green beret. How's your dad now? Hope the PTSD isn't too bad.
Nah, the Narcissistic Personality Disorder is though.
Your mums a fox
Hot mom!!
Your mums fit
Few necklines show the navel
I know this is about your dad but damn your mum's smoking hot!
Just gonna say it again, your mom is fucking hott
Are you like totally gorgeous after that combo?
My photo is my avatar, you be the judge.
O, I see him now!
Wow you're either really good looking or really ugly, those are the only two outcomes when people this good looking procreate.
I know the 80s was a different time, but I can not imagine wearing something with a neckline like this to an event where my boyfriend’s superiors would be present.
Heat shot. They looked super happy together. I graduated high school that year.
Gorgeous mother
What in Chris Hansen is going on here 😅
Is that his daughter? Col. Troutman did well for himself
Your mom looks like Sandra Bullock's bestie in Ms. Congeniality.
Age differential?
I also choose this guys mom
Not gonna lie, in the first picture your mom looks like she's 17 and your dad looks like he's 30. 2nd picture your dad looks a little younger and your mom a little older.
Your mom used to dance
Here comes a million jokes about your hot mom
Why was your mom trying to take away the focus from her graduating husband?
This was the day you was conceived after yo mama wore that dress to the graduation, it was game over
Your mom's hair is to die 😻
Whats the age difference between ur parents ?
Sorry but you’re mom is hot as fuck
Picture 40 years later please too :)
Your mom is hot
Mum used to model in shampoo ads?
Your mom’s hot
is your mom single
Yo momma was a hottie!!
mom is a dime
Damn someone had fun making you.
Damn son, moms was fire
Your mom was a thot on a mission that day.
Your mums a baddie..
Your mom is hot dude.
Fuck I’d green beret the hell outya mom
Fucking smoke show
Everyone having bisexual panic rn
I like your mom.
Damn, mom's a dime!
Let's see more of your mom in the 80s, 90s, and today.
Damn OP, I would lick your mom's tight little bootyhole
(Scrolls down) I really don't need to say it!
Penny won the Genetic lottery ……
We need a picture of them today
where yo mom at
Why the fuck was this removed
Wokemoderators removed pic. Hmm wonder why
Cause they suck. Most Mods do
This sub could also be called
Ronald Reagan’s SF Baby program. Went to group as a PFC. How crazy is that. Now 18X make E5 at graduation. Imagine showing up to your team as a private. Hi guys! Shut up pri
Hottest chick on the base that day.
She was in the Army, too, so... Hottest chick every day 😎
I thought you had to be a least a Sargent and above to be a green beret?
I replied to another comment expressing a similar question, but I think I assumed this photo was taken later than it actually was. He may not have been in this photo, but he was eventually a Green Beret. Sorry for the inaccuracy!
It was different in the early 80s.
No, you don’t have to be a sergeant.
He’s wearing a beret in the pre-Shinseki era, and has the the SF “De Oppresso Liber” insignia on it. His red beret flash is 1st Special Forces Command, 7th Special Forces Group. Definitely a green beret in this photo.
Moms a smokeshow
Posting this pic because you know it’ll get majority sex comments is it’s own section of weird
Your Dad is a lucky man. Thank him for his service for me.
That's a risque dress for the '80s!
not really, people were not exactly prudes then
The mom is hot…lucky guy!!