Depressed kid here:- someone tell me a good joke, winner gets an award

  1. Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, ketchup.

  2. When I was a kid I was always taller than the others in my group. This annoying kid comes to me one day and asks how's the weather up there? I look at him and say, it's raining then I spat on his forehead.

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