Is it because as the heat travels toward your massive face, your even larger nose is able to cut through the air? Or is it that your ears are able to envelop you’re entire body and protect you?
That is the grin of a guy who just ate Greek for three straight meals just because he likes to smell the farts it gives him while he watches old episodes of Blossom and laughs till he snorts every time Joey “whoas!”
I cannot stop staring at your cheeks it looks like perfect checks for a baby. but here it's just haunting I cannot explain this image you are haunting on such a level where I cannot even explain.
Are you the kind of person who puts the Christmas decorations up in early November or the one that just doesn't give a fuck and leaves them on all year? Don't know which one wpuld be worse
If you didn't want to be roasted, why did you smother your face in oil. You even have the plate ready. We just need an oven that can fit your massive forehead.
It’s hard to roast the human equivalent of the color beige.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
There is a difference between unfuckable and unroastable you know.
Not in this case.
“Mom, take this picture for me.”
So poor you wrote it on the plate from dinner last night.
How many fucking channels can you pick up with those ears? JFC!
Mofo's picking up HBO
Eminem’s lesbian daughter?
You mis-spelled unfuckable.
It’s Marshal Mathers twin......Marshal DontMatter.
Too bad you were unabortable too
Classy hillbilly.
How does someone look so young, yet so old at the same time?
Botox and meth
Is it because as the heat travels toward your massive face, your even larger nose is able to cut through the air? Or is it that your ears are able to envelop you’re entire body and protect you?
With those ears try not to run you might take off!
Purple lights a dragon fly on the wall and a paper plate pretty much sums you up. So yes your right you can't be
It looks like the Know-it-all from Polar Express finally grew up/
This isn’t a roast but you look like you have been holding in a fart so long that when you let it out it hurts but you enjoy it
How hard are you sucking your stomach in?
Mark Suckerberg.
Hey shit-brick, seen Stiffler lately? Still hooking up with the old Caitlyn Jenner looking hoe?
Ears like that I bet your friends call you radar
Try your worst? Im gonna nut in NNN
Dude, with that nose you look very roastable
I agree. You are unroastable. With those ears even the Nazis didn’t make an ovan big enough to fit you into.
Mein Fuhrer Im sorry but zis dunkoff is ze size of Russia!
Is that a Watch? Do you not have a phone?
You look like my mates brother that got hit by a bus
You're the human version of sweat pants.
Vague ass boi
You’re only unroastable inside city limits where there’s ordinances against burning trash.
This is the look of confidence you have after holding down your grandmother’s cat and fucking it to death.
Purrr.
You look like you masturbate for three hours every night in front of the mirror.
HitableFeces
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If it weren’t for the writing it would be hard to tell which of the blank discs in this picture were your head
White Mr bean
You are the human version of tapioca. Bleh
cant im blinded by your 5 head
Your forehead shines brighter than my future.
Look like a regected wallace from wallace and gromit
You wrote on the good China.
You look like someone your friends invite because they feel sorry for this autistic child
You look like if Gibby from icarly was on cocaine
5-seconds later your face was plain red because you obviously can't handle the booze you're on right now (judging by the eyes)
Ratatouille looking ass.
Used Buttplug
I am not sure if your 12 or 22
You look like you would be the perfect spy, because no one will ever notice you.
That is the grin of a guy who just ate Greek for three straight meals just because he likes to smell the farts it gives him while he watches old episodes of Blossom and laughs till he snorts every time Joey “whoas!”
I cannot stop staring at your cheeks it looks like perfect checks for a baby. but here it's just haunting I cannot explain this image you are haunting on such a level where I cannot even explain.
Guys be nice to virgins
How hard is it being the most boring downs on the planet
No one gives a shit about you and that’s why your unroastable
Shia Lebeouf and Ellen had a daughter.
On the good China!?
I would call you a cheapskate but your more of a cheap plate
The face of someone who thought he was something in high school, but now realizes his best future is working cashier at Old Navy.
You look like every character in flushed away
Do you know who I am?!? I'm the cake boss motherfucker!!!
Why do you look exactly like my autistic cousin
Your leg is bigger than your stomach
No need to roast you ourselves, we can just wait until your mom finds out you wrote on one of her fancy plates.... shell roast you for sure
Does he mean that it doesn't matter what we post because he won't get it anyway?
The annoying kid in The Polar Express IRL
Why did you use your last nice plate just to get roasted???
I look like a 18 year old gibby
Yes young padawan, nobody can roast you if nobody knew you in the first place.
More like undesirable
Are you the kind of person who puts the Christmas decorations up in early November or the one that just doesn't give a fuck and leaves them on all year? Don't know which one wpuld be worse
The Christmas lights next to you have more character than you will ever have, you unused NPC model looking cunt.
You look like a "Chrisley Knows Best" reject.
You look like a rat from flushed away
Things haven’t been the same for Steve since he left Blue’s Clues.
you're all forehead and nose what happened to your chin? The bullies in your area must be garbage for not breaking that nose by now
If you didn't want to be roasted, why did you smother your face in oil. You even have the plate ready. We just need an oven that can fit your massive forehead.
How many times an hour do you beat your wife and kids?
wow you really are dedicated to write "roast me" and post it since you wrote it on the second most valuable thing in your house
Surprised they let you out.
Looks like elves celebrate Christmas all year round?
You look like you still go up and down the stairs on all fours
You look like you wrote that on the modt expensive thing you'll ever be able to afford
You look like a hamster that got his shit together
It says a lot about a man when he has to write on a fucking paper plate.
[удалено]
Don’t insult the retarded, it’s not nice. I’m sure Down syndrome dumbo here is nice!