19, Engineering Student, from EGYPT, extra chunky, virgin lol,

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I think he spelled meth wrong

Goddamn

While still being a virgin.

When you try a dating game and set it to impossible mode, this is your avatar

Omg :-D

The only thing this guy could engineer is a device that keeps the goat from sliding off his dick.

OH MY GOD

Puts a strip of velcro on each side. Look mom I'm an engineer.

You say 19, your hairline says 36.

He looks like he shaves his pubes and glues them to his head to mask his baldness.

That is the face little kids see before they black out in the day care

This needs more upvotes hahaha

You're not chonky, you're just wearing 3 layers of c4s

That hair makes me think somebody already roasted you for me.

I rate you 9/11

Hairline: "Hey, please send more troops. We're dying up here."

Even the soda machines behind you get more girls hands on them

You look like a middle eastern bootleg Belushi

Came here to make a bullshit Blues Brothers comment but you win

Add a T to MEH and you won’t be Chunky long.

The virgin part was already implied

You didn't have to mention the virgin part, I already knew that.

Just because they let him hang up that wireless router on the wall in the 7-11 hes working at doesn't make him an "engineer".

You wrote 9/11 wrong

There's actually a bigger chance he did 9/11 than that he is 19

wha-

they say you are what you eat. must have had fattah

you should write "Roast Mooh" on this thing

I read roast meth and it would actually not surprise me if you did

It’s gay Cecil Fielder with that Benjamin Button thing going on.

Coptic or Muslim? Because the roasting process is slightly different.

Who keeps downvoting all these quality redditor created roasts? It’s like someone doesn’t have a firm enough grasp of English to appreciate wit and sarcasm! Whoever could it be!!!?

Even if you blown up.I guarantee there won’t be 72 virgins waiting for you in the afterlife.

He IS one of the 72 virgins

Username checks out

Fucking look in the mirror. Everyone who has laid their eyes on you knows for a fact your a virgin. “Virgin lol” are you waiting for the right person? Because I’ll tell you right now no one is looking for you.

Who let the goat in

"I'm a zit get it". Looking like a broke ass John belushi

Roast me*

You seem excited. Was it a little boy or a goat that you saw?

I’ve seen pubes as a beard never pubes as a hair-do.

The soda machine does more work in a day then you will get to do in your life. Go back to being homeless

You look like the best buddy of the protagonist in a horrible comedy movie that always tells "Thats what she said" jokes

If children don't count yeah your still a virgin

If goats don’t count then, yeah, he’s still a virgin.

Bruh when your only 19 and your hair is thinning

Ali Bubba

You look like Apu from the simpsons has been working his own "quickie mart".

Seems like you missed out "Father of...."

The only thing you can engineer is getting more dick than a urinal. Then masterminding a way to get those pubes from the urinals on to your face.

I think you're a strapping young lad with the best of looks. The ladies don't talk to you because their intimidated by your good looks.

You say 19 but you look like a retired Pedo

The only thing your 40 y/o virgin lookin ass is gonna engineer is a new slushie machine, now get back your cash register and sell some lottery tickets.

You look like u ate all the people who came to the restaurant instead of breaking ur virginity to them

Isis never looked so thick

You didnt have to state ur a virgin.........we know

This photo was taken moments before he re-acted the food fight scene from “Animal House”. 18 students, including 7 ROTC were killed when he said, “I”m a zit!”, and his suicide vest detonated.

You would pass 40+ for the theme park discount

You look like when you drop your wet lollipop on a dead af dog and still decide to pick it up

I would roast you, but you are too fat to fit in the oven

Imagine looking 50 at 19, seriously, if someone saw you with a girl who looks 19, you would be in a lot of trouble.

You describe yourself like a soup

4000 LB Virgin

even hookers won't do him

You said “lol” I don’t need to say anymore

Drink some more of that skim camel milk behind you..

Never in your life have you spoken the words: 'Roast, Meh'.

You really didn't need to put "virgin" in your title. We can tell...

You didn't have to tell us you're a virgin, we can already tell.

The amount of pubes you leave behind when you sit on a toilet must be enough to weave a blanket

I can't even call you Fucking Ugly, because Nature has already beaten me to it.

You look like the dirty, Egyptian body double for Frank on American Pickers

After years of searching, I finally found my left testicle which I granted sentience and autonomy with my experimental formula.

the headline sounds like some kind of olive oil

cant spell

u look like SomeOrdinaryGamer's cousin

Cleopatra would be ashamed of you

Roasting you just seems... too easy

What i wanna know is if the clock says 822 or 722

You’re a virgin? Wow I couldn’t tell

You don't need to tell us you're still a virgin. That's painfully obvious, just like your face.

To rockerfeller plaza! Uhm, oh, sorry..

Dude you look older than the pyramids there for a 19yo, as an engg. ans me how those rocks gone so high?

Looks like you had a pubic hair transplant to your scalp.

Yo beard be lookin the the crouch of a man

Cuddie you got crabs in yo beard too? You sick sick twisted man

Dude you misspelled ISIS.

looks like he would call you and say "hello my name is kyle i am from windows tech support,you have a virus on your windows computa"

The only milk he'll ever suckle is dispensed in the background and it's slim milk. Clearly he never chooses the healthy option.

Dont worry you wont be a virgin for long because you'll become a pedo

So binladen's next attack is through fast food.

Hey dude, goats totally count...so technically not a virgin.

"asps....very dangerous....you go first"

so, which school are you gonna blow up to fuck all those other virgins in heaven?

Your hairline looks like it’s trying to run away from your fat ass

Wait.. tech support scammers are supposed to have small foreheads though

You like your body like you like your monobrow extra thicccccc

We understand why you're a virgin that wasn't needed

You look like a brown tennis ball

You didn’t have to put virgin in there, I could’ve just figured that out myself

Apreciate the honesty

You’re 19 and your hairline is already running away from you

You look like a kindergarten teacher that has a side job molesting cabbages

19 in what measurement I wonder.

Besides the 19 part everything else goes without saying. You literally look 39. And not a good 39 either. More like a diabetic, two times divorced chain smoking, alcoholic 39 year old.

When you drop your lollipop on the ground and pick it back up

You have beautiful skin Bro

Halal uncle Phil

Seems kinda difficult to lose virginity when you can't even see your own dick.

You look like a dyslexic pedophiles who can't even get layed by a sex doll and masterbates to my little pony and could not even engineer a fucking lego set that for 4 year olds

Was mentioning virgin necessary?

Bin-Laden will be disappointed if you are one of his virgins.

What products do you use to grow beard out of the top of your head?

19? Nice try Sallah. You look like you're about to help Indiana Jones find the Ark of the Covenant.

Thank allah for arranged marriages. Am I right?

You look like every other brown skinned cashier npc in GTA.

That hair line say 60

You are in your natural habitat

You must be a descendant of the pharaohs, because someone had to have fucked their sister at some point in your family tree

You look like a giant falafel coated in pubes

Don’t think you needed to specify that last part

You missed a “T” in METH, which probably describes your future perfectly.

Congrats your hair is growing back........... WAAAAAAYYYY back....

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Ba da ba ba baaaah I'm loving it not really into you in that way but we can be friends

Looks like you fell in the black licorice flavored cotton candy machine...

Chunky is what I would describe that hair as too, as it seems to be missing random chunks

How many crotch to head hair transplants have you had? All of them?

I bet they have a sandwich named after you in that restaurant. They call it the “Sloppy McFatfuck”. It only comes in a napkins, never a box.

You need to WALK like an Egyptian you fat fuck!

Walk, run, lift weights, eat salads...

Oh please, we could’ve figured that out from the picture

You got that Bill Cosby pudding creep thing going for ya bro

If Tom Segura was allergic to bee stings

You didn’t need to tell us you are a virgin, we know

You are so fat, your gravity is cause a ripple in time

Your problem is that you just lack confidence

Dude, you got pubes all over your face and head.

You look like you smell like curry and cold sphegetti o's

Mohammed Zimmerman.. Georges Egyptian twin. If you go out for skittles and tea avoid this guy.

Could probably put the great pyramid on your forehead.

Are you engineering a way to stand up on your own?

How long have your hair line been virgin.

You didn’t have to say virgin..

A face that just screams sexual assault

Start practicing masturbating and learn the skill to satisfy yourself because no body will.

Your ancestors built the pyramids. You built yourself a chastity belt out of food court loyalty cards.

If your the engineering genius of your country, I honestly have no idea how you guys managed to enslave is to build for you

Rusev’s illegitimate child

You will die virgin and your dick will be mummified.

Your face already tells that you are a virgin. You dont have to specify it

You look like you are double taxing amigos

When his heart says Suicide bomber, but his eyes say fondle my asshole

The word you wrote after 'ROAST' perfectly describes your personality

Bad news: your hairline is receding Good news: I found where it went. Between your eyebrows

I think the fact that you used "meh" 100% ties in to him being a virgin

Why do you hate America?

If there was a military division I'd put you in its MEAL TEAM 6

And gay

I would rather let the hot chocolate machine do it for me

Don't they pelt you with stones for being gay in Egypt?

Me*

Your 19 but ur face says otherwise,

You should add receding hairline to your resume.

19 with that hairline and bushy beard?

19 with that hairline and bushy beard?

This makes me believe that the pyramids were really built by aliens.

He put virgin like we couldn’t tell already

Your face says garlic breath

You look like a hairy hot dog.

Egyptians are the filthiest creation of whoever created them...

Egyptians are the filthiest creation of whoever created them...

Your parents wish you were the first born so you would've died during the plagues of Egypt.

It looks like you couldn't make a manly face so you just chose to make a typical teenager selfie-face. You choose to make that face. Yikes.

I have candy...want to get on my camel?

Shit u least 30

There should be a "T" on that paper somewhere. Most likely between the "E" and "H"

You don’t have to mention virgin I think we can all figure it’s implied

Looking at your hair, we know you are a virgin, man.

That's really brave of you to post your weight. 822 👏👏👏