Archeologists being examining your forehead one day. In a very nasally voice…”We can see from this Gen-Z fossilized forehead that this particular illegal alien worked as a dishwasher, notice the line across his forehead? We call that the poverty line.”
You've got all the power in your hands. Your future is truly ahead of you, and you are planning for it. Just stay on course and you should be fine. I'm proud of you. I don't even wanna roast you. I'm proud of you.
You look dumb as fuck in the hairnet & that pendant isn’t stylish. Your facial expression makes me feel bad for anyone that has to be around you. You won’t be broke once you graduate which will most likely be never.
Your favorite band is Incubus for sure
Stinkubus.
You look like a gay assassin for Ellen Degeneres
Might have been okay looking if his face didn't look like a sack of rocks.
The hairnet doesn’t catch the dandruff dumby
Too bad it’s not a stocking so he could cover his whole face!
Bet you tell people about “using protection” while actually referring to your hair net
Ehh well his head is penis shaped so maybe meth head uncle didn’t explain it right
You look like Patrick Bateman if all he did was cocaine and he wasn’t successful.
Your hairnet has the brightest future.
The hair net come with the nose?
Stay gold MyLittlePonyboy.
Mexican Brony
He puts the "brony" in "jabrony".
You are definitely a buttplug enthusiast.
Nobody will date you cause when ya take off that hairnet you have a permanent scar cross yo fohead, they think you had a lobotomy.
Who did you blow to get kitchen duty at Fluffer State Prison?
Wow. I never realized that ‘young Richard Ramirez’ was a look anybody would go for.
I like your perm
Me llamo:
COVID's been pretty tough on the Midnight Cowboy rough trade, eh?
dont worry, you won't be a college student forever; you'll become a broke graduate
Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch
You look like a dishwasher that moonlights as a male prostitute.
Where’s my order of nachos? Get of Reddit and back in the kitchen!
You the reason every restaurants has a sign telling employees to wash there hands after using the restroom. Ya dirty
Ol Joe from you looking ass
with that facial expression, Im surprised ur broke cus it screams Druglord
You'll get rich charging the students you blow
Wannabe Cholo
Ya look like ya helped Tony Montana with that Rebenga hit. “Rebengaaaaaaaa!!!”
Dem dishes ain’t gunna do themselves.
Archeologists being examining your forehead one day. In a very nasally voice…”We can see from this Gen-Z fossilized forehead that this particular illegal alien worked as a dishwasher, notice the line across his forehead? We call that the poverty line.”
Putting his own "special sauce" in the food...
You look like you obsessively bite your nails, while reading books in coffee shops to show how deep of a thinker you are.
If Mark Philippoussis served burgers and not tennis balls.
Seen more life in a morgue than in those eyes.
Why do people give out gums and mouth wash anytime you are around?
2 questions. is your name Dexter and where is the body
Such a cute necklace! Were all the fairies and rainbows taken?
The most interesting thing on you is the hairnet.
You look like the type of person to murder a woman for saying she doesn't want to go out on a date with you
You didn't need the "actually" broke in there, we fully believe that you're broke
Is Tom your dormmate?
You look like someone that jerks off horses for a living.
Yo ass got a McDonald’s receding hairline
“The net catches any ideas my brain comes up with!”
I bet Ellen will abuse for being a sack of shit
That’s not a hairnet, he stole those from a goth chick
I'm sure you're up for tomfoolery, joefoolery and bobfoolery with their balls. You were good in The Big Lebowski, though.
You didn't have to add the hair net, you already look like fool
Your face is a natural contraceptive.
You look like a more f....ed up version of Ted Bundy.
You've got all the power in your hands. Your future is truly ahead of you, and you are planning for it. Just stay on course and you should be fine. I'm proud of you. I don't even wanna roast you. I'm proud of you.
Didn’t know I needed that. Thanks big guy
You look like you know a secret you accidently overheard, and it traumatized you for life
That frail ass bottom lip explains your whole personality.
You look dumb as fuck in the hairnet & that pendant isn’t stylish. Your facial expression makes me feel bad for anyone that has to be around you. You won’t be broke once you graduate which will most likely be never.
No way I’m roasting Richard Ramirez. Love the necklace
Keep the hairnet. You’ll need it when you graduate.
You look like Tony Montana if he never quit that job as a dishwasher.
That brony necklace shines brighter than your future ever will.
When your hair is so greasy they have you wear a hair net in class
Your hair net matches your stockings I bet
Damn Frankenstein is down bad if he’s working at chipotle these days
You put the "brony" in "jabrony".
you make women want to lock their doors dude
Archie Andrews finally got a job
Your receding hairline is worse than jojo siwa's
Your bottom lip is even embarrassed to be in the photo
Why did you even post here? What a stupid f*** sub. You look like Christian Bale, who's very hot!