You just need to get wealthier people to give you birthday money. I’m sure some people get birthday money they can buy property with. I don’t think I know any of them but I’m sure they exist.
From one person? Yeah, rich people. In total? Not that uncommon. I went to a little girl's birthday party last year, and she got around $350-400, if I recall correctly. We gave her just $5 (daughter of a friend), but she was pulling $20s pretty regularly. She got another $5 or two, a couple $10s, and one $100. So giving a child $20 is not really that much, and if the kid has a lot of gift givers, that adds up fast.
🧧 oh wow i typed in “red envelope” and there was an emoji. But i was gonna say like some slot machines have a “red envelope jackpot”. A totally random awarded feature.
So if GO is the equivalent of your birthday does that mean that the reason some years feel faster or slower is because of your rolls so lower roles, land on more spaces, feels longer despite being the same distance to GO/your Bday
I hate when people complain about reports. It's my first time seeing it, and plus, even if I have seen something before, it gives me a sense of nostalgia and newfound discussion.
So what's the monopoly equivalent for not getting jack on your birthday and rather being the sole provider having to treat everyone else for the celebration? Just curious is all.
If only I could buy property with my birthday money
If only I got birthday money
If 't be true only i can buyeth property with mine own birthday wage
Just gotta find your city's Baltic Ave.
You can you just don't want that property
You’d be surprised what you can get if you don’t care about a little nuclear waste
You just need to get wealthier people to give you birthday money. I’m sure some people get birthday money they can buy property with. I don’t think I know any of them but I’m sure they exist.
My dad went to prison for tax evasion. Must have landed on a chance card.
"Go back 3 steps"
"No one could roll doubles three times in a row like that, you must be cheating and therefore deserve jail!"
If only it was always $200
Hey kid, here's enough money to make you want more. This is also a gambling scratch ticket...
[удалено]
Cool story luke
Cool story luke
Cool story luke
*lands on income tax*
Your dad pocketing your birthday money is like the childhood version of income tax.
I always hated this tile, not because you have to pay, but because of the "or 10% of your net worth" part.
Hey, and the more you go round the less meaningful it is!
And the faster it goes. Christ I swear months go by like weeks used to for me now.
And there is me: who doesn't get birthday gifts.
Why am I seeing so many birthday posts on my birthday???
Happy birthday, birthday twin!
Hey, wanna check if you have the same mother's maiden name as anyone else here too?
Is that the going rate? Please forward this information to my Dutch dad
Wait. Who's getting $200!? Freaking rich people.
From one person? Yeah, rich people. In total? Not that uncommon. I went to a little girl's birthday party last year, and she got around $350-400, if I recall correctly. We gave her just $5 (daughter of a friend), but she was pulling $20s pretty regularly. She got another $5 or two, a couple $10s, and one $100. So giving a child $20 is not really that much, and if the kid has a lot of gift givers, that adds up fast.
Shit, I'd happily take 200 for my birthday. I'd take 100. Honestly, I'd take a dollar and be happy.
Im so sorry thats horrible. I hope you're doing alright my friend
damn
no. passing go is the equivalence of pay day. as the game says
Correct, and some newer editions of the game have a Community Chest card that reads "It is your birthday. Collect $10 from every player."
Shoot if that's the case then it's my birthday today
Wish I got £200 for my birthday.
pass go, receive £10 woolworths voucher
Equivalent*
No. It's your month's salary.
If only I knew people who could afford $200 gifts.
Lol yeahhh $200 might be Xmas time from your parents but as you get older the gifts get smaller or less cause more expensive
Only in my case I get like 20$
My folks always give 100 plus our age. Someday I'll get that $200!
Mine own folks at each moment giveth 100 plus our age. Someday i'll receiveth yond $200!
For Chinese people, the Lunar New year is like landing on parking.
🧧 oh wow i typed in “red envelope” and there was an emoji. But i was gonna say like some slot machines have a “red envelope jackpot”. A totally random awarded feature.
Surely it's the real life equivalent of "It's your birthday! Collect $10 from every player."
So if GO is the equivalent of your birthday does that mean that the reason some years feel faster or slower is because of your rolls so lower roles, land on more spaces, feels longer despite being the same distance to GO/your Bday
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/search?q=birthday+pass+go&restrict_sr=on
I hate when people complain about reports. It's my first time seeing it, and plus, even if I have seen something before, it gives me a sense of nostalgia and newfound discussion.
I think that was the original idea.
The real life equivalent of "Pass Go, Receive $X" is basic income.
Damnit. Eveyone already took the good monopoly jokes
My birthday is Saturday
Why is this so true! Holy shit
Yeah Timon is management material, for sure.
Never understood how ppl are getting birthday money
So true
All this time it was right in front of us. Monopoly is the real Game of Life.
no cause it doesn't come from the bank
Is my birthday. Wish someone would give me 200$. Haha, bch went up 50% overnight, guess that covers it.
I have never gotten 200 dollars for my bday ever
My dog has fuck you money
I'm afraid of heights.
Shit I've never gotten $200, for my birthday ever
Wait, you guys are getting paid? All I receive is more depression.
Yeah except all I've ever gotten were socks. I did get a coffee mug once.
This is so true omg
So what's the monopoly equivalent for not getting jack on your birthday and rather being the sole provider having to treat everyone else for the celebration? Just curious is all.
Facts.
If you have lots of doors in the bathroom
You get $200 for your birthday?
This is so true!
I also need a get out of jail free card in my pocket
I eke needeth a receiveth out of cage free card in mine own pocket
One 0 too many more like $20 haha unless you have a decent party. But like per person.
LoL today was my birthday and they gave me about 200 $ hahaq
Except i get nothing cause i go to jail each year
Then that means not paying taxes and going to jail and using my get out of jail free card will work? brb imma test it out
Ironically my yearly birthday checks are $200
Heh, fun coincidence it is my birthday today.
Sooo instead...
, and how many dicks you sucked in the parking lot
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